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[[image:639650799-main.jpg|thumb|Mah Boi! This [[Mah boi the game|game]] is sold at all Robotnik emporiums.]] | [[image:639650799-main.jpg|thumb|Mah Boi! This [[Mah boi the game|game]] is sold at all Robotnik emporiums.]] | ||
| − | [[Image:emporium.png|thumb|Left|Robotnik treating one of his customers in kind.]] | + | [[Image:emporium.png|thumb|Left|Robotnik treating one of his customers in kind.]]Robotnik's Emporium is a business run by none other than the notorious and overweight [[Robotnik]]. Robotnik's Emporium was mainly established to ship and develop bombs, but has also been known to ship firecrackers, instruction books, and buckets of chicken. The motto of Robotnik's Emporium is "Devastation, destruction and demolition." This is used to mislead one into thinking that Robotnik is a villain, but it is common knowledge that he helps nice people. The [[Robotnik Express]] also stops there regularly, occasionally demoshiling the place and creating a massive explosion. When it's not in shambles however, the place is quite lovely and has some excellent interior design. Business hours are 12:00 P.M. through 12:03 P.M. Tuesdays, 8:42 A.M. through 10:26 Thursdays and Saturdays, open all day Wednesdays, closed for the third friday of every year, and hours change simultaneously during the month of February. |
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| − | + | Around 1998, Robotnik considered using the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]] as the emporium's headquarters. Robotnik later abandoned plans of moving, due to a dramatically small number of KFCs in the area. Now Robotnik's emporium is severely damaged due to King Koopa accidentally bombing it instead of its next-door neighbor, [[Cum|Kingdom Cum]] | |
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IF YOU NEED INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO BLOW THE WHISTLE, CHECK OUT THE ENCLOSED BUCKET OF BOLTS. | IF YOU NEED INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO BLOW THE WHISTLE, CHECK OUT THE ENCLOSED BUCKET OF BOLTS. | ||
