Editing Rainbow Dash

{{character}}
{{CharBox
|name=Rainbow Dash
|image=Rainbow Dash Wonderbolt fantasy S1E3.png
|caption=You are looking at the best pony.
|shows=[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]
|sex=Female
|noaddshows=yes
|nationality=Equestrian
|noaddnation=yes
|occupation=Weather Patrol & Athlete
|cast=[[Applejack|Ashleigh Ball]]
}}
Rainbow Dash ''was'' the best pony character. That was, until [[Pinkie Pie]] turned her into a [[Soldier|cupcake]].
==Description==
The weather patrolgirl, she was an awesome pegasus pony who was even better at weather than Derpy. Raised in the sky, she became an [[NO|orphan]] at the age of [[4]]. Spending years at flight camp, she discovered the joys of [[Charlie Sheen|winning]] after racing some hot horses with no eyes. She's apparently the only pony to ever do a Sonic Rainboom which is total bullshit because there is no way anypony could have known what it was if it never happened.

She also [[Yes|may]] or [[No|may not]] be a lesbian.
[[File:RainbowDashNotAmused.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Rainbow Dash is super pissed off at her new form.]]
===Likes===
*BEING AWESOME
*Flying
*The Wonderbolts
*Females
*Reading
*[[Luigi|Eggheads]]
*PRANKSTER [[Pinkie Pie|PINKIE PIE]]
*SPEED
*Tank

===Dislikes===
*Those inappropiate 4chan comments about Rainbow Dash! (They usually devolve into [[cum]]ming inside her...)
*Her forms.
*Slow Ponies
*Losing

==Quotes==
*"Hey. I could clear this sky in [[Ten|ten]] seconds flat."
*"And just what are the Elements of Harmony? And how did you know about Nightmare Moon, huh? Are you a spy?"
*"Aw, yeah!"
*"Nopony knows! You know why? Because everypony who's ever come in...has never...come...OUT!"
[[File:Derpy Hooves Upset 2 S2E14.png|thumb|250px|left|Rainbow defines the greatest [[NO|talk]] ever.]]
*"Did you see Applejack's slick moves out there? What an athlete. This week she's gonna help me with my new flying trick, and I know it's gonna be so awesome."
*"See? I'd never leave my friends hanging!"
*"What did you read... the [[Luigi|Egghead]]'s Guide to Running?"
*"I hate losing..."
*"It needs to be about 20% cooler."
*"My life is ruined!"
*"I'm so glad I haven't been replaced by a bucket of turnips!"
*"I hate to admit it to myself and would really hate to admit it to my friends, but... I love this story, I... I... Love reading! (Dramatic sound) I'm an [[Luigi|egghead]]."
*"I still say you're nutty, but hey, I've done lots of nutty things."
*"Wishing you a happy birthday Hub; from the bottom of my heart!"
*"PUNCH HOLES IN THE SKY!"
*"I-I don't even like cake!"
*"Swag."
*"Well, duh! It IS Tim Allen!"

==Trivia==
[[Image:Rainbow Dash destroys a barn.gif|thumb|300 px|A minor example of what Rainbow Dash does]]
*She can clear the skies in ten seconds flat.
*She does not know about the Elements of Harmony.
*She is an [[Egg Luigi|egghead]] for reading.
*She has an alternate version of herself called Rainbow Dish who is played by Tim Allen
*She hates losing.
*Her life is ruined.
*She wishes The Hub a happy birthday...
**...And she does not like cake.
*Is [[Pinkie Pie]]'s BEST FRIEND...
**However this was proven wrong when Pinkie made her into a cupcake.
***But it was all a dream due to her reading porno magazines.
*She also works in a factory that makes rainbows.
*She think's that she is faster than [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. Bitch Please...
*After FIM premiered, she actually went on a [[Die|killing]] spree, apparently destroying [[Q|Discord]] and [[Yoshi]].
**In fact thats how Yoshi actually died in WalrusGuy's last [[YouTube Poop]] instead of being killed by Link.
*Is better than [[You|you]].
*She has a turtle as a pet. Unbelievably, her [[Homsar.com!|turtle can fly!]]
*She is a [[Lesbian|tomboy]].
*She was cut in half by [[Fluttershy]] with a chainsaw. [[Twilight Sparkle]] and Spike later made an attempt to revive her, but it was to no avail. However, she rose from [[the Pit]] and awoke from a coma. 
*[[Twilight Sparkle|Twilight]] created a robotic copy of her called R-Dash 9000
*She is behind the destruction of ''Six Flags New Orleans''. We told you Hurricane Katrina did not destroy it.
*She also recently destroyed ''Six Flags [[KFC|Kentucky]] Kingdom''!
*Along with [[Pinkie Pie]], she had a form before Friendship is Magic.
**However, only [[YTStaff ComeAtMe]] knows about this form, so if you ask him abou it, he will tell you to [[fuck]] off.
*She holds a tendency to get a little bit suspicious in certain areas.
*She now has a new form, which she transforms to whenever someone feels like making her human. She hates this form, just like her other one.
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