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[[Image:VonSchlemmer.jpg|thumb|Insert Something Witty Here says Von Schlemmer.]] | [[Image:VonSchlemmer.jpg|thumb|Insert Something Witty Here says Von Schlemmer.]] | ||
| − | '''Professor Von Schlemmer''' is an insane scientist | + | '''Professor Von Schlemmer''' is an insane scientist who was invented by another wacky genius [[Rowby Goren]] to save zee world. He keeps changing his location just in case any strangers steal his stuff. |
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| + | Cultural Heritage: German Mobian (he thinks) | ||
==History== | ==History== | ||
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*Discovered a cure to Phil Collinsism while Robotnik became Phil Coolyns and called himself Robotnik Von Schlemmer. | *Discovered a cure to Phil Collinsism while Robotnik became Phil Coolyns and called himself Robotnik Von Schlemmer. | ||
*Made a rare appearance however [[Spaced-Out Usagi]] pushed him out of the spotlight and got uncredited. | *Made a rare appearance however [[Spaced-Out Usagi]] pushed him out of the spotlight and got uncredited. | ||
| − | *Stopped the | + | *Stopped the special olympics in Beijing due to research in injuries. |
| − | *Went sailing with Cap'n Crunch and almost got raped by him. However, Crunch's dick couldn't fit into Schlemmer's tiny | + | *Went sailing with Cap'n Crunch and almost got raped by him. However, Crunch's dick couldn't fit into Schlemmer's tiny anus. |
==Appearances== | ==Appearances== | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
*Knows that a 5 letter word for contraption is [[PENIS|PINGAS]]. | *Knows that a 5 letter word for contraption is [[PENIS|PINGAS]]. | ||
| − | *Is a member of the Nutty Professors Union, other members are Robotnik, [[Dr. Wily]], | + | *Is a member of the Nutty Professors Union, other members are Robotnik, [[Dr. Wily]], Eddie Murphy, err.... [[Tails|Ami Mizuno]]? |
| − | *His favourite song is | + | *His favourite song is Running in the 90s that are strangely also [[BMATF]]'s and [[UncleChuck]]'s. |
*Knows both English, German, and Swedish. | *Knows both English, German, and Swedish. | ||
*Yes, the template was stolen from [[Phil Collins]]. | *Yes, the template was stolen from [[Phil Collins]]. | ||
*Mistakenly known as Bill Nye the Science Guy on a certain video. | *Mistakenly known as Bill Nye the Science Guy on a certain video. | ||
| − | *He refused to get to work on a project for Robotnik, even after being told that [[Tails]] would | + | *He refused to get to work on a project for Robotnik, even after being told that [[Tails]] would suffer the consequences otherwise. |
*He knows that the final digit of pi is apple. | *He knows that the final digit of pi is apple. | ||
| − | *He was a [[Nazi]] in WWII | + | *He was a [[Nazi]] in WWII. He is currently living on Mobius, hiding from the current German government. |
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