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==History==
 
==History==
Plankton was born in Russia to a viagra pill and a watermelon. Plankton was a con man even as a child, and the authorities wanted nothing more but to hunt him down. Plankton hoped to hide in the bottom of the sea, where he knew that the population consisting of [[fish]] would not know anything about his past life, but he had to leave his parents behind. They never kissed him. Later, as an adult, he opened a restaurant known as the Chum Bucket, hoping to take advantage of his cooking skills which he learned in college. Despite the fact that his store is eternally open, it gets no customers because the food sucks. In order to combat the problem, he realized that the restaurant directly across from him was receiving more attention simply because of one simple food item: the Krabby Patty. Plankton now wants to steal the Krabby Patty's secret formula not only for more customers, but also because he has a serious craving for hamburgers that can't be solved any other way.
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Plankton was born in Russia to a viagra pill and a watermelon. Plankton was a con man even as a child, but the authorities wanted nothing more but to hunt him down. Plankton hoped to hide in the bottom of the sea, where he knew that the population consisting of [[fish]] would not know anything about his past life. Later in his life, he opened a restaurant known as the Bucket of [[Shit]] and renamed it to the Chum Bucket later, hoping to attract attention. Despite the fact that his store is eternally open, it gets no customers because the food sucks. In order to combat the problem, he realized that the restaurant directly across from him was receiving more attention simply because of one simple food item: the Krabby Patty. Plankton now wants to steal the Krabby Patty's secret formula not only for more customers, but also because he has a serious craving for hamburgers that can't be solved any other way.
  
 
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