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[[Image:300px-Picard1.jpg|right|thumb|Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise!]] | [[Image:300px-Picard1.jpg|right|thumb|Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise!]] | ||
− | + | '''Patrick Stewart''' is a British actor, best known for playing Professor X in the ''X-Men'' movies and some guy named "Picard" in some obscure sci-fi show about people trekking through the stars. | |
− | '''Patrick Stewart''' is a British actor, best known for playing Professor X in the ''X-Men'' movies and some guy named "Picard" in | ||
==His Confessions== | ==His Confessions== | ||
− | Though Mr. Stewart was assumed to be straight by many, he has admitted that he is ''very' | + | Though Mr. Stewart was assumed to be straight by many, he has admitted that he is ''very'' sexually confused. Though he dislikes women, he has admitted that he [[love]]s men, but does not want to [[fuck]] them, although he [[masturbate]]s every day. He also admitted that he sees no reason to have dick put in his butt. |
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+ | ==Quotes== | ||
+ | {{vid|k0PjnzVSVkA}} | ||
+ | *I've never fucked someone. I don't like to fuck females. | ||
+ | *On the other hand, I love males. Males have beautiful asses. | ||
+ | *I love masturbation. It's fantastic! | ||
+ | *I-I... I have a... penis extension. 15 seconds. I ejaculate in fifteen seconds. In fifteen seconds... I'm finished. | ||
+ | *Absolute sexual sensation. | ||
+ | *Masturbation sensation. | ||
+ | *On the other hand, I see no reason to have [[dick]] put in my [[butt]]... | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
− | * | + | *Twitter is an ''EXTENSION'' of his life. |
− | *Is one of | + | *Is one of [[Magneto]]'s enemies. |
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*He is very, very bald. | *He is very, very bald. | ||
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[[Category:Real People]] | [[Category:Real People]] | ||
[[Category:Captains]] | [[Category:Captains]] | ||
− | [[Category: | + | [[Category:Actors]] |
+ | [[Category:Characters - English]] | ||
+ | [[Category:British]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] |