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| + | Orson Welles is an actor, director and writter of movies. He's a total genius and he have a fetish with many stuff. |
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| − | '''Orson Welles''' is a film actor, director and writer, most famous for being the writer and lead actor in ''Citizen Kane'', considered by some to be the greatest film of all time. He's a genius who has a huge amount of sexual fetishes.
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| | ==Career== | | ==Career== |
| − | Orson Welles did a prank in the late 1930's via radio, claiming that aliens were attacking the world. This made all of [[Hyrule]] commit suicide before he revealed it as a joke. After he ran away from the angry mob, Welles made some movie about a sled or something like that. After ''Citizen Kane'', he went on appear in films like ''The Third Man'' (as villainous Harry Lime), ''Touch of Evil'', and appeared as a character in Tim Burton's ''Ed Wood''<!--Which is a sort of an biographical film about the maker of Plan 9 From Outer Space-->. His most recent advertising work was in commercials for frozen peas, wine, fish sticks, and a "living will", which he only did for the money. His final film role before his death was as [[Unicron]] in ''[[Transformers|The Transformers: The Movie]]''. (Of course, to [[the '80s]] generation of people, this was ironically considered his ''best'' film.) | + | Orson Welles did a prank in the late 1930's via radio featuring alien attacks than made all of [[Hyrule]] commit suicide. Is also the writter of "Citizen Kane" and "Rosebud". |
| − | | + | His most recent work was in food commercials and a video will intro. |
| | ==Likes== | | ==Likes== |
| | *Himself | | *Himself |
| − | *The attention ''Citizen Kane'' has received
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| | *Rosebud | | *Rosebud |
| | *Rosebud Frozen Peas | | *Rosebud Frozen Peas |
| − | *[[Mario|Brotto Bros.]] [[BOOZE|Wine]] | + | *[[Mario|Brotto Bros.]] Wine |
| − | *Mrs. Pell's [[Fish]][[Styx|sticks]]... | + | *Mrs. Pells' Fishsticks |
| − | **When they are raw.
| + | *Jay Sherman's daughter |
| − | **When he is dead.
| + | *French Fries |
| − | **When they are raw and he is dead.
| + | *[[penis|Peaness]] |
| − | **Actually, just them in general.
| + | *[[Die|Death]] |
| − | *Jay Sherman's sister | |
| − | *French fries | |
| − | *[[PENIS|Peaness]] | |
| − | *[[Death|The Afterlife]] (It is full of Ms. Pell's Fish Sticks.) | |
| | *[[Hell]] | | *[[Hell]] |
| − | *Magic | + | *Mrs. Pells' Fishsticks when he's dead. |
| − | *Making [[boobs|jugs]] appear or disappear.
| + | *French fries stuck in his [[penis]]. |
| − | *Making [[Magic Drugs|magic jugs]] disappear.
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| − | *Wedges & [[BOOZE|Mead]]
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| − | *Making some epic introductions to things.
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| − | *French fries stuck in his beard. | |
| − | *The Green Book
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| | ==Dislikes== | | ==Dislikes== |
| − | *People who mistake [[no|peaness]] for "[[Yes|penis]]". | + | *People who mistakes peaness with "penis". |
| − | *[[:Category:Emo Characters|Emos]] | + | *[[sasuke|emos]] |
| − | *[[Die|Poisoned]] wine | + | *Poisoned Wine |
| − | *[[Jay Sherman]] | + | *Jay Sherman |
| | *The Living Will | | *The Living Will |
| − | *Normal wills written on paper. | + | *Normal wills written in paper. |
| − | *Line readings
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| − | *[[Transformers]] (Which he claims is about "[[Megatron|big, evil toys]] that attack [[Optimus Prime|other toys]]".)
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| − | ==Appears In Poops By== | + | ==Used by== |
| | *SSBBexpert | | *SSBBexpert |
| | *CarlomagnoXVI | | *CarlomagnoXVI |
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| − | *[[NS2]]
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| − | *[[SuperYoshi]]
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| − | *[[SeductiveBaz]]
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| − | *[[DoomZappo]]
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| − | *[[Biodegradable]]
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| − | ==Quotes==
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| − | *"[[Hell]]o, I'm Orson Welles. What follows is a terrifying journey into the world of [[Magic Drugs|magic]], mystery..."
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| − | *"What? Look, I don't need to do this; I've got a fishstick commercial in an hour! ...Oh, what the Hell, I need the [[money]]."
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| − | *"What follows is a terrifying journey into the world of probate, beneficiaries, and ''goblins!''"
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| − | *"Fine, fine; [[no]] goblins."
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| − | *"I give you... ''The Living Will.'' *evil laughter*"
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| − | *"And remember, there is no fishstick like Mrs. Pells."
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| − | *"I know, that was just a declaration of [[love]]. ...[[Yes]]! Oh yes! They're even better ''raw''!"
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| − | *"Rosebud..."
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| − | *"[[Yes]], Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of [[cunt|count]]ry [[good]]ness and green [[PENIS|peaness]]."
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| − | *"Wait, that's terrible. I quit! Just a handful for the road."
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| − | *"Oh, what luck! There's a French fry stuck in my beard! (chomp, chomp)"
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| − | *"Oh, what luck. There's a French fry stuck in my [[penis]]!"
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| − | *"I have gone onto a better place: a place filled with Mrs. Pell's Fish Sticks."
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| − | *"They're even better when [[you]]'re [[die|dead]]!"
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| − | *"A rich, full-bodied wine sensibly priced at a dollar a jug. And now, for a little magic, I will make this jug disappear."
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| − | *"I like my [[dick]]. No wait, I love my dick! [[Yes|Do you like my penis?]]"
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| − | *"For concrete agreements and [[penis]]."
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| − | *"OOOHH, THE FRENCH! ...champagne has always been celebrated for its excellence... there is in California a champagne by Paul Mason... inspired... by that same French excellence... it's fermented in a bottle and like the best French champagne... it's vintage dated..."
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| − | *"This champagne doesn't come from France, but it was created by a man who ''did''!"
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| − | [[Image:Slow-Clap.gif|frame|right|He claps in real life about his article (if he was alive).]]
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| − | *"You know what I did this morning? I played the voice of [[Unicron|a toy.]] Some [[Transformers|terrible robot toys from Japan that changed from one thing to another.]] The [[Japan]]ese have funded a full-length animated cartoon about the doings of these toys, which is all bad outer-space stuff. I play [[Unicron|a planet]]. I menace somebody called [[Galvatron|Something-or-other]]. Then I'm destroyed. My plan to destroy [[Ultra Magnus|Whoever-it-is]] is thwarted and I tear myself apart on the screen."
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| − | ==Trivia==
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| − | *[[The Amazing Atheist]] listed him as having the third best movie voice of all time, right behind Clint Eastwood and a tie between Morgan Freeman and [[Darth Vader|James Earl Jones.]]
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| − | *Wally Burr killed him. Just ask Michael Bell!
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| − | *He had a secret obsession over the Green Book. But since he's dead, it's now <s>lost somewhere in the space-time continuum</s> turned into a CD. Yep.
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