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{{unlisted}}
{{banned|whatfor= for rarely appearing on the forums except to spam following him being unbanned.}}
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==In brief==
 
==In brief==
Nimrodpowerz is a man that ran a very organized arms dealership. He was very unknown however, and wanted some more credit for the hard work he does for the world. Unfortunately, a god named Hiracoth knocked him out one night and started experementing on his body. He woke up one day and his body was fully robotic. This pissing him off to great lengths. He killed everyone inside that entire factory. He decided to go back to his simple life of a nerd on the computer all day. Nimrodpowerz came across a tutorial on making youtube poop and thought,"hey this looks pritty dope!" and started making poops for the world to watch and get pissed off at. He was also taught the kinky ways of Egyption foreplay, by Fat Bastard. Women have not gotten off his dick ever since. [[Conrad Slater]] then released him cause he's british he can do that. The end GO BACK TO YOUR HOMES AND SH**!
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Nimrodpowerz is a man that ran a very organized arms dealership. He was very unknown however, and wanted some more credit for the hard work he does for the world. Unfortunately, a god named Hiracoth knocked him out one night and started experementing on his body. He woke up one day and his body was fully robotic. This pissing him off to great lengths. He killed everyone inside that entire factory. He decided to go back to his simple life of a nerd on the computer all day. Nimrodpowerz came across a tutorial on making youtube poop and thought,"hey this looks pritty dope!" and started making poops for the world to watch and get pissed off at. He was also taught the kinky ways of Egyption foreplay, by Fat Bastard. Women have not gotten off his dick ever since. The end GO BACK TO YOUR HOMES AND SH**!
  
 
==History==
 
==History==
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===First poop seen===
 
===First poop seen===
Fuck, he dosen't know. Quit asking him this shit.
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[http://youtubepoop.com/**** Unknown]
  
 
===First poop made===
 
===First poop made===
It's kinda gone now due to massive AIDS.
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[http://youtubepoop.com/**** First Poop by this Pooper]
  
==style==
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==Style==
  
 
===Preferred Sources===
 
===Preferred Sources===
*[[Austin Powers]] <!-- default settings, move to 'dislikes' where applicable -->
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*[[Cd-i]] <!-- default settings, move to 'dislikes' where applicable -->
 
*Kenny Rogers
 
*Kenny Rogers
 
*HSM <!-- hopefully-->
 
*HSM <!-- hopefully-->
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===Preferred Methods===
 
===Preferred Methods===
 
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*Profanity
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*item1
*Destruction
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*item2
*Violence
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*item3
 
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===Dislikes===
 
===Dislikes===
 
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*Vegetartians (The pussy kind that think killin' the animals is wrong)
 
*JSAKL:J:ASJKAHSJKHAJHSKAHSJHAKJSHAJKSJKAHSKJHSJKAHSKJAHSKSH SMACK MY DICK
 
  
 
==Reception==
 
==Reception==
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===Criticism===
 
===Criticism===
 
<!-- Common mistakes made by this pooper, recurring negative youtube comments and self confessed annoyances-->
 
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SMACK MY DICK
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Is something Nimrodpowerz enjoys.
  
 
===Achievements===
 
===Achievements===
 
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Fucked Gwen 200 times, and still going.
 
 
The only one to duplicate [[Period candy]] and sell it to the masses.
 
 
Managed to find his female self.
 
 
Fucked [[Hinata]]'s eyes.
 
 
Raped [[Athena]] with the help of [[Arufonzu]]. The tape can be found somewhere on the internet.
 
  
 
==Associates==
 
==Associates==
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===In Real Life===
 
===In Real Life===
 
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SMACK MY DICK!
 
  
 
===Online===
 
===Online===
 
<!-- Those whom this person does collaborative poops, tennis or has regular dealing with. -->
 
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Every Min. of the day. NOW SMACK MY DICK
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Every Min. of the day.
  
 
===Influences===
 
===Influences===
 
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Chicken and Kenny Rogers.
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CHicken and Kenny Rogers.
  
 
===Fans===
 
===Fans===
 
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*[[MelvanainChains]]
 
*[[MelvanainChains]]
*[[KittyGabyIMEANGOAT]]
 
*SMACK MY DICK
 
  
 
==Other Information==
 
==Other Information==
 
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===Trivia===
 
===Trivia===
Is something Nimrodpowerz wants to fuck.  How interesting.
 
 
You see, Nimrod is a specifically designed SMACK MY DICK.  He was made for the purpose of SMACK MY DICK, but has so far found nothing but a bag of dirty smack my dick.  Like the story of your SMACK MY DICK, isn't it?
 
  
*Was previously banned from Youchew, to later be unbanned after a successful appeal.
 
*aaaaand then got banned again. lol.
 
 
===Links===
 
===Links===
  

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