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==Poopers Who are Confirmed to Live in Jersey==
 
==Poopers Who are Confirmed to Live in Jersey==
*[[PusoPimp]]
 
*[[WhenCornAttacks]]
 
  
 
==Characters Who Are Confirmed to Live in Jersey==
 
==Characters Who Are Confirmed to Live in Jersey==
*[[Randal Graves]]
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*[[Randall Graves]]
 
*The cast of Jersey Shore
 
*The cast of Jersey Shore
 
*[[Satan|The Jersey Devil]]
 
*[[Satan|The Jersey Devil]]
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*Bruce Springsteen
 
*Bruce Springsteen
 
*[[Engineer|Thomas Edison]]
 
*[[Engineer|Thomas Edison]]
 
==Disliked By==
 
*[["Weird Al" Yankovic]] (He sued Delta Airlines for giving him a ticket there, because it sucked.)
 
*[[New York]]ers (They look down on Jersey.)
 
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
 
*Location of the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]], before its demolition.
 
*Location of the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]], before its demolition.
*Infamous for [[Shit|landfills]], a factor that has actually soured relations with neighbouring states New York and Pennsylvania.
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*Infamous for landfills.
*Has the most [[King K. Rool|Superfund]] sites in the United States, with 116.
 
 
*Has one team of its own in a professional league: the New Jersey Devils, an NHL team. In addition, New Jersey is also the home of 3 [[New York]] teams: the [[Shit|Jets]], the Giants (both [[American Football|NFL]]), and the New York Red Bulls ([[YouTube Poop Soccer|MLS]]).
 
*Has one team of its own in a professional league: the New Jersey Devils, an NHL team. In addition, New Jersey is also the home of 3 [[New York]] teams: the [[Shit|Jets]], the Giants (both [[American Football|NFL]]), and the New York Red Bulls ([[YouTube Poop Soccer|MLS]]).
 
*Was home of the first movie studio, Edison's Black Maria.
 
*Was home of the first movie studio, Edison's Black Maria.

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