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+ | Naruto, also known as Narto, Nartuo, Naurto, Nuarto, Noratu, Narato, Naturot, Narutarted, Nosferatu, and [[Spaghetti]] is a fake [[ninja]] and aspiring [[Jap|Hokage]] who always likes to say "[[Believe it]]" whenever he thinks is necessary, which is most of the time apparently. He is one of few who can believe it's not butter. He is also hiding from [[Hinata]] after she got pregent. So far, Naruto is hiding in [[Coney Island Disco Palace|an island very far away from home]]. | ||
− | [[Image: | + | [[Image:Nar.PNG|thumb|right|Naruto's TRUE final words.]] |
+ | [[Image:Timeparadox.JPG|thumb|right|Naruto in the past, attempting to rape his older self]] | ||
+ | ==Facts== | ||
+ | Naruto actually never says "[[Believe it]]" as a catchphrase in the Japanese version of Naruto. In japanese he says "Dattebayo" which could have to possible meanings: | ||
+ | *termination in a japanese sentence mostly used by girls | ||
+ | *[[The Zeeky words]] in Japanese | ||
+ | *He's next on [[TyrannosaurusReich|T-Reich]]'s hitlist. | ||
+ | [[Image:Ramenisbad.JPG|thumb|right|Naruto taking a dump this is also the scariest thing on the planet]] | ||
+ | [[Image:GayLui-Naruto.jpg|thumb|right|The pic that spawned 100000000 shitty yaoi fanfics.]] | ||
+ | *HES 12 YEARS OLD YET GIRLS WANT TOO FUCK HIM BELIEVE IT ([[Hinata]], [[Gay Luigi]], [[Sakura]]) | ||
+ | *ALSO HES A FAG | ||
+ | *MOVED TO SAN-FRANSICO | ||
+ | *CAUGHT A [[AIDS|BIG DISEASE]] | ||
+ | *Jiraiya is deluded into thinking Naruto is an arse he can fuck. | ||
+ | *The reason [[Suckura]] Hates him is because he ate all the [[Glados|cake]] and [[Cum|Cummed]] on her at her party. | ||
+ | *He bet his dignity in a game of Dance Dance Revolution with [[Daniel J D'Arby]] and lost when D'Arby rigged the game to play on VERY HARD mode, meaning Naruto had to walk around in his sexy Jutsu form naked to the delight of many. | ||
+ | *[[Intenseowl]] tried to kill naruto for beating him in naruto clash of ninja,but naruto got away with only his arm chopped of by [[Intenseowl]]'s machette of death | ||
+ | *Will Rasengan [[You]] in the face! | ||
+ | *[[Akuma]] reckons Naruto's Sexy Jutsu doesn't make a bit of difference | ||
+ | *As talked about in [[Hasta Manunca]], he got slayed by [[Zira]] who wants him. | ||
+ | *Won the "Most Annoying Anime Character" awards since 1999. | ||
+ | *about every 12 seconds someone has a wet dream about the female characters on naruto | ||
− | + | == Quotes == | |
− | + | *Believe it. | |
+ | *Thats my ninja way. | ||
+ | *Sexy Jutsu!!!! | ||
+ | *Pervy Sage!!! | ||
+ | *Rasengan!!!!! | ||
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− | + | == Likes == | |
− | + | *Ramen | |
+ | *Sasuke | ||
+ | *Sasuke | ||
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− | + | == Trivia == | |
− | * | + | *In the Polish version of Naruto, he doesn't say "Beleive it!" he says the Polish word for |
− | + | "Got it?". This is slightly less annoying. Plus, it sounds a bit more badass. | |
+ | *gets raped a lot by [[kakashi|a perverted homosexual pedophile]] | ||
− | == | + | == Episode List == |
− | + | *1.NARUTO JOINS THE NINJA RAPIST SPQUAD | |
− | + | *2.AH OH HOMO HOBOS ATTACK THE GAY FORCE OF NARUTO | |
− | + | *3.NARUTOS REVENGE ON SAKURA FOR ABUSING HIM NON STOP FOR THE LAST TWO EPISODES | |
− | + | *4.KAKASHIS EVIL SECRET | |
− | + | *5.NARUTO BREAKS UP WITH CHAD WARDEN OH THE HORROR | |
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