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Naruto, also known as Narto, Nartuo, Naurto, Nuarto, Noratu, Narato, Naturot, Narutarted, Nosferatu, and [[Spaghetti]] is a fake [[ninja]] and aspiring [[Jap|Hokage]] who always likes to say "[[Believe it]]" whenever he thinks is necessary, which is most of the time apparently. He is one of few who can believe it's not butter. He is also hiding from [[Hinata]] after she got pregent. So far, Naruto is hiding in [[Coney Island Disco Palace|an island very far away from home]].
  
[[Image:Animetv-naruto.jpg|thumb|The main cast of Naruto, and one other guy who was part of the show for roughly eleven minutes.]]
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[[Image:Nar.PNG|thumb|right|Naruto's TRUE final words.]]
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[[Image:Timeparadox.JPG|thumb|right|Naruto in the past, attempting to rape his older self]]
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==Facts==
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Naruto actually never says "[[Believe it]]" as a catchphrase in the Japanese version of Naruto. In japanese he says "Dattebayo" which could have to possible meanings:
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*termination in a japanese sentence mostly used by girls
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*[[The Zeeky words]] in Japanese
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*He's next on [[TyrannosaurusReich|T-Reich]]'s hitlist.
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[[Image:Ramenisbad.JPG|thumb|right|Naruto taking a dump this is also the scariest thing on the planet]]
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[[Image:GayLui-Naruto.jpg|thumb|right|The pic that spawned 100000000 shitty yaoi fanfics.]]
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*HES 12 YEARS OLD YET GIRLS WANT TOO FUCK HIM BELIEVE IT ([[Hinata]], [[Gay Luigi]], [[Sakura]])
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*ALSO HES A FAG
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*MOVED TO SAN-FRANSICO
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*CAUGHT A [[AIDS|BIG DISEASE]]
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*Jiraiya is deluded into thinking Naruto is an arse he can fuck.
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*The reason [[Suckura]] Hates him is because he ate all the [[Glados|cake]] and [[Cum|Cummed]] on her at her party.
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*He bet his dignity in a game of Dance Dance Revolution with [[Daniel J D'Arby]] and lost when D'Arby rigged the game to play on VERY HARD mode, meaning Naruto had to walk around in his sexy Jutsu form naked to the delight of many.
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*[[Intenseowl]]  tried to kill naruto for beating him in naruto clash of ninja,but naruto got away with only his arm chopped of by [[Intenseowl]]'s machette of death
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*Will Rasengan [[You]] in the face!
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*[[Akuma]] reckons Naruto's Sexy Jutsu doesn't make a bit of difference
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*As talked about in [[Hasta Manunca]], he got slayed by [[Zira]] who wants him.
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*Won the "Most Annoying Anime Character" awards since 1999.
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*about every 12 seconds someone has a wet dream about the female characters on naruto
  
'''Naruto''' is a vastly popular manga and anime series created by Masashi Kishimoto. It concerns a colorful group of pajama-clad pubescents calling themselves "ninjas" who are assigned with protecting a hidden village of migrant [[Magic Drugs|pot]]-farmers from the outside authorities. Since its debut in 1999, it has garnered millions of fans worldwide, [http://www.tv.com/story/11008.html?cpage=2| and is at least partially responsible for the growing rate of adolescent suicides.]
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== Quotes ==
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*Believe it.
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*Thats my ninja way.
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*Sexy Jutsu!!!!
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*Pervy Sage!!!
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*Rasengan!!!!!
  
==Plot Overview==
 
The initial plotline of Naruto features the exploits of a twelve-year-old who intends to become village leader and his friends as they partake in a lighthearted romp through medical school. However, puberty sets in and they all start killing each other. Consequently, [[Sasuke Uchiha]], a poster boy for Linkin Park, comes across [[Orochimaru|a creepy snake man]] in the forest and gets bitten. Some 100 episodes later, he turns to [[Darth Vader|the Dark Side]] and the rest of the series revolves around Naruto whining about this.
 
  
At one point, an evil animal-kidnapping organization known as the Akatsuki makes an appearance, lead by Sasuke's brother, Itachi.
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== Likes ==
  
===Media Information===
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*Ramen
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*Sasuke
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*Sasuke
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*Sasuke
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*Sasuke
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*Sasuke
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*Sasuke
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*Sasuke
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*Sasuke
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*Sasuke
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*Sasuke
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*Sasuke
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*Sasuke
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*Sasuke
  
*1999-present
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== Trivia ==
*[[Anime]], manga, [[Video Game|video games]].
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*In the Polish version of Naruto, he doesn't say "Beleive it!" he says the Polish word for
*Created by Masashi Kishimoto
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"Got it?". This is slightly less annoying. Plus, it sounds a bit more badass.
 
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*gets raped a lot by [[kakashi|a perverted homosexual pedophile]]
==Characters==
 
''With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops''
 
 
 
*[[Naruto Uzumaki]] - An immature kid in orange pajamas possessed by a Ninetales.
 
*[[Sasuke Uchiha]] - The emo kid with duck hair.
 
**[[Slightly Pissed Off Sasuke]] - The emo kid with duck wings.
 
*Sakura Haruno - The pink haired girl. Despite hating Naruto's guts, he still has a crush on her.
 
*Kakashi Hatake - That guy with the mask and the evil eye.
 
*Rock Lee - A bandaged kid who looks like [[Bruce Lee]].
 
*[[Neji Hyuga]] - A pervert with no pupils.
 
*Might Guy - Totally not [[Bruce Lee]]. Honest!
 
*Shikamaru Nara - Some tired guy with a ponytail.
 
*Ino Yamanaka - The blonde girl with bandages instead of panties. Fan service!
 
*Choji Akimichi - Some fat guy.
 
*Shino Aburame - When your only friends are bugs, you know there's a problem.
 
*[[Hinata Hyuga]] - A blue-haired girl with no pupils in her eyes. Neji's cousin.
 
*Kiba Inuzuka - A [[furry]] who carries a tiny puppy in his hoodie.
 
*[[Gaara]] - The evil sand kid with a gourd on his back.
 
*[[Orochimaru]] - A creepy guy who <s>likes</s> loves [[PENIS|snakes]]. Unless they're [[Solid Snake|solid]], or liquid. Also looks suspiciously like post-80's [[Michael Jackson]].
 
*Itachi Uchiha - Sasuke's evil brother who gets all the fangirls.
 
*[[Kisame Hoshigaki]] - A shark man who loves cutting you to ribbons. Also Itachi's partner.
 
*Jiraiya - An old pervert who's also a novelist.
 
*Kimimaro - The shirtless guy who fights with his bones.
 
*Iruka Umino - Naruto's former mentor. Stands out from everybody else by being brown.
 
*[[Princess Peach|That Chinese girl who's always stalking Neji and never does anything else]] (AKA Tenten)
 
*Tsunade - The 50-year-old <s>slut</s> chick with huge [[Boobs|jugs]] and a giant slug for a pet. Also the fifth Hoka[[Gay|ge]].
 
*[[Tekken|Lars Alexandersson]] - Some Swedish guy with bizarre hair who appears in ''Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm 2''. Someday, we may know more about him.
 
 
 
==Usage==
 
Often used by anime fanboys who have just noticed WMM. It is used primarily for making generic Anime Music Videos set to Linkin Park music. As a professional poop source, it is used frequently by anime poopers such as [[Tenjic]].
 
 
 
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==Often Used By==
 
*[[Tenjic]]
 
*[[UberPooper12]]
 
*[[JimPaladin]]
 
 
 
==Sometimes Used By==
 
*[[Deepercutt]]
 
*[[toadomos]]
 
 
 
==Disliked By==
 
*[[Tentor521]]
 
*[[Feghoot]] (though he says the games are good)
 
*Many non-fans over the age of 12
 
 
 
==Trivia==
 
*Masashi Kishimoto, the series' creator, designed an alternate costume for Lars Alexandersson in ''[[Tekken]] 6''. Then he ended up crossing over into the Naruto series. Oh, the hilarity!
 
**And now Kakashi's outfit is an alternate costume for Lars in ''Street Fighter X Tekken''. [[Spy|Gentlemen,]] we have come full circle.
 
*Has spawned five movies.
 
*The Naruto fighting games for GameCube, [[Wii]], and PS2 are better than the show itself.
 
 
 
==Main Source for Poopers==
 
*[http://www.freewebs.com/tumsta/naruto.htm Anime Covenant]
 
 
 
[[Category:Anime]]
 

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