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| − | {{Youmay|the anime|[[Naruto Uzumaki|the main character]]}} | + | {{char}} |
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| | + | Naruto, also known as Narto, Nartuo, Naurto, Nuarto, Noratu, Narato, Naturot, Narutarted, Nosferatu, and [[Spaghetti]] is a fake [[ninja]] and aspiring [[Jap|Hokage]] who always likes to say "[[Believe it]]" whenever he thinks is necessary, which is most of the time apparently. He is one of few who can believe it's not butter. He is also hiding from [[Hinata]] after she got pregent. So far, Naruto is hiding in [[Coney Island Disco Palace|an island very far away from home]]. |
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| − | [[Image:Animetv-naruto.jpg|thumb|The main cast of Naruto, and one other guy who was part of the show for roughly eleven minutes.]] | + | [[Image:Nar.PNG|thumb|right|Naruto's TRUE final words.]] |
| | + | [[Image:Timeparadox.JPG|thumb|right|Naruto in the past, attempting to rape his older self]] |
| | + | ==Facts== |
| | + | Naruto actually never says "[[Believe it]]" as a catchphrase in the Japanese version of Naruto. In japanese he says "Dattebayo" which could have to possible meanings: |
| | + | *termination in a japanese sentence mostly used by girls |
| | + | *[[The Zeeky words]] in Japanese |
| | + | *He's next on [[TyrannosaurusReich|T-Reich]]'s hitlist. |
| | + | [[Image:Ramenisbad.JPG|thumb|right|Naruto taking a dump this is also the scariest thing on the planet]] |
| | + | [[Image:GayLui-Naruto.jpg|thumb|right|The pic that spawned 100000000 shitty yaoi fanfics.]] |
| | + | *HES 12 YEARS OLD YET GIRLS WANT TOO FUCK HIM BELIEVE IT ([[Hinata]], [[Gay Luigi]], [[Sakura]]) |
| | + | *ALSO HES A FAG |
| | + | *MOVED TO SAN-FRANSICO |
| | + | *CAUGHT A [[AIDS|BIG DISEASE]] |
| | + | *Jiraiya is deluded into thinking Naruto is an arse he can fuck. |
| | + | *The reason [[Suckura]] Hates him is because he ate all the [[Glados|cake]] and [[Cum|Cummed]] on her at her party. |
| | + | *He bet his dignity in a game of Dance Dance Revolution with [[Daniel J D'Arby]] and lost when D'Arby rigged the game to play on VERY HARD mode, meaning Naruto had to walk around in his sexy Jutsu form naked to the delight of many. |
| | + | *[[Intenseowl]] tried to kill naruto for beating him in naruto clash of ninja,but naruto got away with only his arm chopped of by [[Intenseowl]]'s machette of death |
| | + | *Will Rasengan [[You]] in the face! |
| | + | *[[Akuma]] reckons Naruto's Sexy Jutsu doesn't make a bit of difference |
| | + | *As talked about in [[Hasta Manunca]], he got slayed by [[Zira]] who wants him. |
| | + | *Won the "Most Annoying Anime Character" awards since 1999. |
| | + | *about every 12 seconds someone has a wet dream about the female characters on naruto |
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| − | '''Naruto''' is a vastly popular manga and anime series created by Masashi Kishimoto. It concerns a colorful group of pajama-clad pubescents calling themselves "ninjas" who are assigned with protecting a hidden village of migrant [[Magic Drugs|pot]]-farmers from the outside authorities. Since its debut in 1999, it has garnered millions of fans worldwide, [http://www.tv.com/story/11008.html?cpage=2| and is at least partially responsible for the growing rate of adolescent suicides.]
| + | == Quotes == |
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| + | *Believe it. |
| | + | *Thats my ninja way. |
| | + | *Sexy Jutsu!!!! |
| | + | *Pervy Sage!!! |
| | + | *Rasengan!!!!! |
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| − | ==Plot Overview==
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| − | The initial plotline of Naruto features the exploits of a twelve-year-old who intends to become village leader and his friends as they partake in a lighthearted romp through medical school. However, puberty sets in and they all start killing each other. Consequently, [[Sasuke Uchiha]], a poster boy for Linkin Park, comes across [[Orochimaru|a creepy snake man]] in the forest and gets bitten. Some 100 episodes later, he turns to [[Darth Vader|the Dark Side]] and the rest of the series revolves around Naruto whining about this.
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| − | At one point, an evil animal-kidnapping organization known as the Akatsuki makes an appearance, lead by Sasuke's brother, Itachi.
| + | == Likes == |
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| − | ===Media Information===
| + | *Ramen |
| | + | *Sasuke |
| | + | *Sasuke |
| | + | *Sasuke |
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| − | *1999-present
| + | == Trivia == |
| − | *[[Anime]], manga, [[Video Game|video games]].
| + | *In the Polish version of Naruto, he doesn't say "Beleive it!" he says the Polish word for |
| − | *Created by Masashi Kishimoto
| + | "Got it?". This is slightly less annoying. Plus, it sounds a bit more badass. |
| − | | + | *gets raped a lot by [[kakashi|a perverted homosexual pedophile]] |
| − | ==Characters== | |
| − | ''With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops''
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| − | *[[Naruto Uzumaki]] - An immature kid in orange pajamas possessed by a Ninetales. | |
| − | *[[Sasuke Uchiha]] - The emo kid with duck hair.
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| − | **[[Slightly Pissed Off Sasuke]] - The emo kid with duck wings.
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| − | *Sakura Haruno - The pink haired girl. Despite hating Naruto's guts, he still has a crush on her.
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| − | *Kakashi Hatake - That guy with the mask and the evil eye.
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| − | *Rock Lee - A bandaged kid who looks like [[Bruce Lee]].
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| − | *[[Neji Hyuga]] - A pervert with no pupils.
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| − | *Might Guy - Totally not [[Bruce Lee]]. Honest!
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| − | *Shikamaru Nara - Some tired guy with a ponytail.
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| − | *Ino Yamanaka - The blonde girl with bandages instead of panties. Fan service!
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| − | *Choji Akimichi - Some fat guy.
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| − | *Shino Aburame - When your only friends are bugs, you know there's a problem.
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| − | *[[Hinata Hyuga]] - A blue-haired girl with no pupils in her eyes. Neji's cousin.
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| − | *Kiba Inuzuka - A [[furry]] who carries a tiny puppy in his hoodie.
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| − | *[[Gaara]] - The evil sand kid with a gourd on his back.
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| − | *[[Orochimaru]] - A creepy guy who <s>likes</s> loves [[PENIS|snakes]]. Unless they're [[Solid Snake|solid]], or liquid. Also looks suspiciously like post-80's [[Michael Jackson]].
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| − | *Itachi Uchiha - Sasuke's evil brother who gets all the fangirls. | |
| − | *[[Kisame Hoshigaki]] - A shark man who loves cutting you to ribbons. Also Itachi's partner.
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| − | *Jiraiya - An old pervert who's also a novelist.
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| − | *Kimimaro - The shirtless guy who fights with his bones.
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| − | *Iruka Umino - Naruto's former mentor. Stands out from everybody else by being brown.
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| − | *[[Princess Peach|That Chinese girl who's always stalking Neji and never does anything else]] (AKA Tenten)
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| − | *Tsunade - The 50-year-old <s>slut</s> chick with huge [[Boobs|jugs]] and a giant slug for a pet. Also the fifth Hoka[[Gay|ge]].
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| − | *[[Tekken|Lars Alexandersson]] - Some Swedish guy with bizarre hair who appears in ''Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm 2''. Someday, we may know more about him.
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| − | ==Usage==
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| − | Often used by anime fanboys who have just noticed WMM. It is used primarily for making generic Anime Music Videos set to Linkin Park music. As a professional poop source, it is used frequently by anime poopers such as [[Tenjic]].
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| − | {{vid|Ss3XWFQPVV8}}
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| − | ==Often Used By==
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| − | *[[Tenjic]]
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| − | *[[UberPooper12]]
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| − | *[[JimPaladin]]
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| − | ==Sometimes Used By==
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| − | *[[Deepercutt]]
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| − | *[[toadomos]]
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| − | ==Disliked By==
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| − | *[[Tentor521]]
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| − | *[[Feghoot]] (though he says the games are good)
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| − | *Many non-fans over the age of 12
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| − | ==Trivia==
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| − | *Masashi Kishimoto, the series' creator, designed an alternate costume for Lars Alexandersson in ''[[Tekken]] 6''. Then he ended up crossing over into the Naruto series. Oh, the hilarity!
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| − | **And now Kakashi's outfit is an alternate costume for Lars in ''Street Fighter X Tekken''. [[Spy|Gentlemen,]] we have come full circle.
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| − | *Has spawned five movies.
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| − | *The Naruto fighting games for GameCube, [[Wii]], and PS2 are better than the show itself.
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| − | ==Main Source for Poopers==
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| − | *[http://www.freewebs.com/tumsta/naruto.htm Anime Covenant]
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| − | [[Category:Anime]]
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