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Mushrooms are fungi that feed off of decomposed plants. You can often see them in grassy, wet areas with a lot of dead leaves. Eat only the mushrooms you find a stores, not in the wild, unless it is a morel or some types of [[Kirby|puffball]]. Some edible Mushrooms are used by [[Brock|Chefs]] for certain foods. In the [[America|United States]], the commonwealth of [[Pennsylvania]] is the leading mushroom producer, producing about 65% of American mushrooms, with mushroom production centralized in Kennett Square. | Mushrooms are fungi that feed off of decomposed plants. You can often see them in grassy, wet areas with a lot of dead leaves. Eat only the mushrooms you find a stores, not in the wild, unless it is a morel or some types of [[Kirby|puffball]]. Some edible Mushrooms are used by [[Brock|Chefs]] for certain foods. In the [[America|United States]], the commonwealth of [[Pennsylvania]] is the leading mushroom producer, producing about 65% of American mushrooms, with mushroom production centralized in Kennett Square. | ||
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==More Info== | ==More Info== | ||
*There's a fungus among us. | *There's a fungus among us. | ||
| − | *In Mario's world, if [[Mario]] eats them, he becomes larger. [[Luigi]] also eats them. | + | *In Mario's world, if [[Mario]] eats them, he becomes larger (not in that way, you [[Faggot|queer]]!). [[Luigi]] also eats them. |
*Watch-out for poisonous mushrooms, though, as they can make you shrink. In the real world, they melt your liver and you die a slow painful death. | *Watch-out for poisonous mushrooms, though, as they can make you shrink. In the real world, they melt your liver and you die a slow painful death. | ||
*You can escape from [[The pit]] if you eat [[enough]] green mushrooms. | *You can escape from [[The pit]] if you eat [[enough]] green mushrooms. | ||
| − | *Mushrooms are also used as a makeshift [[drug]] in some cases, usually as a replacement for Lysegic Acid Dithylimide | + | *Mushrooms are also used as a makeshift [[drug]] in some cases, usually as a replacement for Lysegic Acid Dithylimide. |
*Certain types of [[bombs]] can create clouds that look like mushrooms. | *Certain types of [[bombs]] can create clouds that look like mushrooms. | ||
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Image:Evilfungi.jpg|There are fungi among us... and they want to kill you. | Image:Evilfungi.jpg|There are fungi among us... and they want to kill you. | ||
File:Mushroomhate.jpg|Not to be mistaken for [[penis]]es.</gallery> | File:Mushroomhate.jpg|Not to be mistaken for [[penis]]es.</gallery> | ||
