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|shows=SpongeBob SquarePants | |shows=SpongeBob SquarePants | ||
|sex=Male | |sex=Male | ||
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|cast=[[Lex Luthor|Clancy Brown]] | |cast=[[Lex Luthor|Clancy Brown]] | ||
|nationality=Scottish | |nationality=Scottish | ||
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− | Mr. Krabs is the founder and owner of the Krusty Krab. He is the boss of [[SpongeBob (character)|Spongebob]] and [[Squidward Tentacles]] and is known for being a | + | Mr. Krabs is the founder and owner of the Krusty Krab. He is the boss of [[SpongeBob (character)|Spongebob]] and [[Squidward Tentacles]] and is known for being a greedy little bastard. |
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
− | * | + | *He owns several countries, including Latvia, Estonia, South Africa, Guatemala, and parts of Brazil. |
*Once wished that he could talk to his money. | *Once wished that he could talk to his money. | ||
*[[Spongebob Squarepants]], Cindy Crawford, and The Devil are currently partaking in a three-way court battle over the complete ownership of Mr. Krabs's soul. | *[[Spongebob Squarepants]], Cindy Crawford, and The Devil are currently partaking in a three-way court battle over the complete ownership of Mr. Krabs's soul. | ||
*[[Kortez3000|Has an alternate form called Moar Krabs, or Morbid Krabs. This bizarre form is one of the ugliest beings on earth, and can only say "MOAR!!"]] | *[[Kortez3000|Has an alternate form called Moar Krabs, or Morbid Krabs. This bizarre form is one of the ugliest beings on earth, and can only say "MOAR!!"]] | ||
*His birthday is November 30th, 1942. | *His birthday is November 30th, 1942. | ||
− | *Was | + | *Was in the navy at one point, possibly during the Vietnam War. |
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*He is easily mistaken for a robot. This is why Spongebob couldn't tell the difference when a real robot impersonated Mr. Krabs. | *He is easily mistaken for a robot. This is why Spongebob couldn't tell the difference when a real robot impersonated Mr. Krabs. | ||
*The best way to make him cry is by threatening to smash his cash register. | *The best way to make him cry is by threatening to smash his cash register. | ||
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[[Image:Adhhli.gif|frame|right|Eugene dives into his most dired consequence imaginable.]] | [[Image:Adhhli.gif|frame|right|Eugene dives into his most dired consequence imaginable.]] | ||
Moar Krabs (aka Morbid Krabs) is a hideously deformed version of Meeshta Kwabs that appeared for half a second in Jellyfish Hunters. He was created as a meme by kortez3000, and is now used by many others. He is very famous for only saying "MORE" (but is spelled as "MOAR" for unknown reasons). | Moar Krabs (aka Morbid Krabs) is a hideously deformed version of Meeshta Kwabs that appeared for half a second in Jellyfish Hunters. He was created as a meme by kortez3000, and is now used by many others. He is very famous for only saying "MORE" (but is spelled as "MOAR" for unknown reasons). | ||
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
− | *"Hello, I like money." | + | *"Hello, my name is Mr. Krabs, and I like money." |
*"Ar ar ar!" | *"Ar ar ar!" | ||
*"Moar!" | *"Moar!" | ||
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*"The way I see it, there are three possibilities: 1. You put the dime in me pants. 2. You put the dime in me pants. And 3, '''YOU PUT THE DIME IN ME PANTS!!!'''" | *"The way I see it, there are three possibilities: 1. You put the dime in me pants. 2. You put the dime in me pants. And 3, '''YOU PUT THE DIME IN ME PANTS!!!'''" | ||
*"WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT MOAR?!" | *"WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT MOAR?!" | ||
− | *"YOU | + | *"YOU RUINED MY DOLLARAMA!" |
− | *"''SQUIIIIIIDWAAAAARD!!! | + | *"''SQUIIIIIIDWAAAAARD!!!!''" |
*"Maybe Plankton's gone straight... and maybe ''scallops will fly out of me pants!!''" | *"Maybe Plankton's gone straight... and maybe ''scallops will fly out of me pants!!''" | ||
*"MOTHER OF PEARL!" | *"MOTHER OF PEARL!" | ||
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[[Category:Fat Characters]] | [[Category:Fat Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Elderly Characters]] | [[Category:Elderly Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Greedy Characters]] | [[Category:Greedy Characters]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | ||
[[Category:Business People]] | [[Category:Business People]] | ||
[[Category:Pirates]] | [[Category:Pirates]] | ||
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[[Category:Internet Memes]] | [[Category:Internet Memes]] | ||
[[Category:Militaristic People]] | [[Category:Militaristic People]] | ||
[[Category:Rich Characters]] | [[Category:Rich Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Nickelodeon]] | [[Category:Nickelodeon]] | ||
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