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− | |name=Eugene H. Krabs | + | |name=Eugene Krabs |
| |image=Mrk.jpg | | |image=Mrk.jpg |
− | |shows=SpongeBob SquarePants | + | |shows=Spongebob Squarepants |
| |sex=Male | | |sex=Male |
− | |age=73 | + | |age=47 |
− | |cast=[[Lex Luthor|Clancy Brown]]
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− | |nationality=Scottish
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− | Mr. Krabs is the founder and owner of the Krusty Krab. He is the boss of [[SpongeBob (character)|Spongebob]] and [[Squidward Tentacles]] and is known for being a miserably hopeless capitalist. He is feared for his secret special move, the "oh yeah mr krabs", and as such is prone to faceplanting repeatedly onto board games. | + | Mr. Krabs is known as the boss of [[SpongeBob (character)|Spongebob]] and the greedy little bastard on the show, [[Spongebob Squarepants]]. Known as the cheapskate character, he loves his [[money]]. |
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| ==Trivia== | | ==Trivia== |
− | *Can choke on an apple for a seemingly infinite amount of time, apparently as a pleasurable act. | + | *He owns several countries, including Latvia, Estonia, South Africa, Guatemala, and parts of Brazil. |
| *Once wished that he could talk to his money. | | *Once wished that he could talk to his money. |
− | *[[Spongebob Squarepants]], Cindy Crawford, and The Devil are currently partaking in a three-way court battle over the complete ownership of Mr. Krabs's soul. | + | *Sold his soul so many times, that not not only do both [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] and the devil own his soul (As well as many other motherfuckers, including the Flying Dutchman.), but they're also currently in court trying to decide who gets his soul. |
− | *[[Kortez3000|Has an alternate form called Moar Krabs, or Morbid Krabs. This bizarre form is one of the ugliest beings on earth, and can only say "MOAR!!"]] | + | *Has an alternate form called Moar Krabs, or Morbid Krabs. This bizarre form is one of the ugliest beings on earth, and can only say "MOAR!!" |
− | *His birthday is November 30th, 1942.
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− | *Was a Culinary Specialist in the [[Ship|Navy]] at one point, possibly during the Vietnam War, reaching the rank of Chief Petty Officer (E-7).
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− | **Still wears his dungarees from his Navy days.
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− | *He is easily mistaken for a robot. This is why Spongebob couldn't tell the difference when a real robot impersonated Mr. Krabs.
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− | *The best way to make him cry is by threatening to smash his cash register.
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− | *He's been known to constantly abuse [[Plankton]] emotionally whenever he has the chance.
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− | ==Moar Krabs==
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− | [[Image:Adhhli.gif|frame|right|Eugene dives into his most dired consequence imaginable.]]
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− | Moar Krabs (aka Morbid Krabs) is a hideously deformed version of Meeshta Kwabs that appeared for half a second in Jellyfish Hunters. He was created as a meme by kortez3000, and is now used by many others. He is very famous for only saying "MORE" (but is spelled as "MOAR" for unknown reasons).
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− | ==Legal Issues==
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− | Mr. Krabs loves money. He ''will'' do anything, including crime, to get some of that green stuff.
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− | *'''Child Labor'''
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− | [[Spongebob (character)|Spongebob]] works his ass off at the Krusty Krab, and hardly gets paid anything. For example, he once forced [[Spongebob]] to tell lies about the people of Bikini Bottom. He also has a secret basement that [[no]] one knows about where kidnapped children work in.
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− | *'''Prostitution'''
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− | Mr. Krabs will [[sex|do anything]] for money. Case closed.
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− | *'''Robbery'''
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− | When ever there is money, you better stay out of his way. Or else you will [[die]].
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− | Despite all these crimes, everybody still love Mr. Krabs. Well [[Spongebob (character)|almost everybody]].
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| ==Quotes== | | ==Quotes== |
− | *"Hello, I like money." | + | *"Hello, my name is Mr. Krabs, and I like money." |
| *"Ar ar ar!" | | *"Ar ar ar!" |
| *"Moar!" | | *"Moar!" |
− | *"Are [[you]] ready?" | + | *"And I once had a kidney stone, but I had to let it pass." |
− | *"Really? I used to have a kidney stone; everything passes eventually, so stop dreaming and WORK for a living!!"
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− | *"Any [[porn]] in this store?!"
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− | *"MORE!"
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− | *"See [[you]] in the morning boys! I can't hang out here all night; I'VE GOT A LIFE!"
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− | *"Dimes just don't ''fly'' into people's pants."
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− | *"The way I see it, there are three possibilities: 1. You put the dime in me pants. 2. You put the dime in me pants. And 3, '''YOU PUT THE DIME IN ME PANTS!!!'''"
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− | *"WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT MOAR?!"
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− | *"YOU MESSED UP MY DOLLAR...AMA!"
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− | *"''SQUIIIIIIDWAAAAARD!!! WHAT IN NEPTUNE'S NAME IS GOING ON!?''"
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− | *"Maybe Plankton's gone straight... and maybe ''scallops will fly out of me pants!!''"
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− | *"MOTHER OF PEARL!"
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− | *"FREEEEE FOOOOD!?!?!?"
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− | *"That's [[Gay|queer]]."
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− | *"H[[Morshu|mmm]], so ''that's'' what I taste like."
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− | *"That's enough [[British|banter]] on my time!"
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− | *"The money is always right!"
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− | *"I'm feeling a little warm spot."
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− | *"Ah, goodness, I hate the pill!"
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− | *"I DID IT! I TOOK THE BOOTS! THEY'RE HERE, UNDER THE FLOORBOARD!"
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− | *"Grab onto my [[Ass|captain's quarters]]...and '''''HEAVE!'''''"
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− | *"[[SpongeBob SquarePants (character)|SPONGEBOY]], ME BOB!"
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− | *"Ahhhh, you got me! ...Well, at least it's underwire!"
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