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|shows=SpongeBob SquarePants | |shows=SpongeBob SquarePants | ||
|sex=Male | |sex=Male | ||
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|cast=[[Lex Luthor|Clancy Brown]] | |cast=[[Lex Luthor|Clancy Brown]] | ||
|nationality=Scottish | |nationality=Scottish | ||
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| − | Mr. Krabs is the founder and owner of the Krusty Krab. He is the boss of [[SpongeBob (character)|Spongebob]] and [[Squidward Tentacles]] and is known for being a | + | Mr. Krabs is the founder and owner of the Krusty Krab. He is the boss of [[SpongeBob (character)|Spongebob]] and [[Squidward Tentacles]] and is known for being a greedy little bastard. |
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
| − | * | + | *He owns several countries, including Latvia, Estonia, South Africa, <s>Guatemala</s>, and parts of Brazil. |
*Once wished that he could talk to his money. | *Once wished that he could talk to his money. | ||
*[[Spongebob Squarepants]], Cindy Crawford, and The Devil are currently partaking in a three-way court battle over the complete ownership of Mr. Krabs's soul. | *[[Spongebob Squarepants]], Cindy Crawford, and The Devil are currently partaking in a three-way court battle over the complete ownership of Mr. Krabs's soul. | ||
*[[Kortez3000|Has an alternate form called Moar Krabs, or Morbid Krabs. This bizarre form is one of the ugliest beings on earth, and can only say "MOAR!!"]] | *[[Kortez3000|Has an alternate form called Moar Krabs, or Morbid Krabs. This bizarre form is one of the ugliest beings on earth, and can only say "MOAR!!"]] | ||
*His birthday is November 30th, 1942. | *His birthday is November 30th, 1942. | ||
| − | *Was a Culinary Specialist in the [[Ship|Navy]] at one point, possibly during the Vietnam War | + | *Was a Culinary Specialist (Chief Petty Officer) in the [[Ship|Navy]] at one point, possibly during the Vietnam War. |
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*He is easily mistaken for a robot. This is why Spongebob couldn't tell the difference when a real robot impersonated Mr. Krabs. | *He is easily mistaken for a robot. This is why Spongebob couldn't tell the difference when a real robot impersonated Mr. Krabs. | ||
*The best way to make him cry is by threatening to smash his cash register. | *The best way to make him cry is by threatening to smash his cash register. | ||
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Mr. Krabs loves money. He ''will'' do anything, including crime, to get some of that green stuff. | Mr. Krabs loves money. He ''will'' do anything, including crime, to get some of that green stuff. | ||
*'''Child Labor''' | *'''Child Labor''' | ||
| − | [[ | + | [[Spongebob]] works his ass off at the Krusty Krab, and hardly gets paid anything. For example, he once forced [[Spongebob]] to tell lies about the people of Bikini Bottom. He also has a secret basement that [[no]] one knows about where kidnapped children work in. |
*'''Prostitution''' | *'''Prostitution''' | ||
Mr. Krabs will [[sex|do anything]] for money. Case closed. | Mr. Krabs will [[sex|do anything]] for money. Case closed. | ||
| + | *'''Child Pornography''' | ||
| + | A couple of years ago, [[The King]] requested that Mr. Krabs takes nude photos of children in his sweat shop, for exchange, 1 dollar. He never was able to get the photo, however. As a punishment, Mr. Krabs had to go to the dungeon, where he had enough money to bail out. | ||
*'''Robbery''' | *'''Robbery''' | ||
When ever there is money, you better stay out of his way. Or else you will [[die]]. | When ever there is money, you better stay out of his way. Or else you will [[die]]. | ||
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| − | Despite all these crimes, | + | Despite all these crimes, we still love Mr. Krabs. Well [[Spongebob|almost everybody]]. |
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
| − | *"Hello, I like money." | + | *"Hello, my name is Mr. Krabs, and I like money." |
*"Ar ar ar!" | *"Ar ar ar!" | ||
*"Moar!" | *"Moar!" | ||
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*"The way I see it, there are three possibilities: 1. You put the dime in me pants. 2. You put the dime in me pants. And 3, '''YOU PUT THE DIME IN ME PANTS!!!'''" | *"The way I see it, there are three possibilities: 1. You put the dime in me pants. 2. You put the dime in me pants. And 3, '''YOU PUT THE DIME IN ME PANTS!!!'''" | ||
*"WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT MOAR?!" | *"WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT MOAR?!" | ||
| − | *"YOU | + | *"YOU RUINED MY DOLLARAMA!" |
| − | *"''SQUIIIIIIDWAAAAARD!!! | + | *"''SQUIIIIIIDWAAAAARD!!!!''" |
*"Maybe Plankton's gone straight... and maybe ''scallops will fly out of me pants!!''" | *"Maybe Plankton's gone straight... and maybe ''scallops will fly out of me pants!!''" | ||
*"MOTHER OF PEARL!" | *"MOTHER OF PEARL!" | ||
*"FREEEEE FOOOOD!?!?!?" | *"FREEEEE FOOOOD!?!?!?" | ||
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[[Category:Fat Characters]] | [[Category:Fat Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Elderly Characters]] | [[Category:Elderly Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Greedy Characters]] | [[Category:Greedy Characters]] | ||
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[[Category:Business People]] | [[Category:Business People]] | ||
[[Category:Pirates]] | [[Category:Pirates]] | ||
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[[Category:Internet Memes]] | [[Category:Internet Memes]] | ||
[[Category:Militaristic People]] | [[Category:Militaristic People]] | ||
