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|cast=Gordon Masten (AoSMB3, SMW cartoon), [[Lemmy Koopa|Lan]][[Wendy O. Koopa|i Min]][[Larry Koopa|ella]] (New SMB [[Wii]]) | |cast=Gordon Masten (AoSMB3, SMW cartoon), [[Lemmy Koopa|Lan]][[Wendy O. Koopa|i Min]][[Larry Koopa|ella]] (New SMB [[Wii]]) | ||
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| − | Morton "Big Mouth" Koopa Jr. <s>is</s> was [[King Koopa|King]] [[Bowser]] [[King Koopa|Koopa's]] sixth child until he was disowned. | + | Morton "Big Mouth" Koopa Jr. (B. 1972) <s>is</s> was [[King Koopa|King]] [[Bowser]] [[King Koopa|Koopa's]] sixth child until he was disowned. |
It has also been proven that Big Mouth has Autism. | It has also been proven that Big Mouth has Autism. | ||
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==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
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*Wedding Cake | *Wedding Cake | ||
*Stuttering | *Stuttering | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *Wanting some [[pussy]]. Specifically for him, a big, fat, giant cunt. |
==Dislikes== | ==Dislikes== | ||
*Everyone, except for the members of KISS. | *Everyone, except for the members of KISS. | ||
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| − | ==Liked | + | ==Liked by== |
*KISS | *KISS | ||
| − | *Members of the KISS Army | + | *Members of the KISS Army |
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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*Big Mouth suffers from autism. | *Big Mouth suffers from autism. | ||
| − | *He once tried to commit [[suicide]] | + | *He once tried to commit [[suicide]], but failed. |
*Big Mouth aka Morton Koopa Jr. was named after his grandfather, [[Anti-Uctions|King Morton I]]. | *Big Mouth aka Morton Koopa Jr. was named after his grandfather, [[Anti-Uctions|King Morton I]]. | ||
*He once gave a two week long speech on why putting "In-Chief" after somthing made it sound more important. | *He once gave a two week long speech on why putting "In-Chief" after somthing made it sound more important. | ||
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*He once tried to destroy all the duct tape in the world. | *He once tried to destroy all the duct tape in the world. | ||
*He thinks [[Waluigi]] is creepy. | *He thinks [[Waluigi]] is creepy. | ||
| + | *He was neglected as a child. | ||
*He puts hot sauce on his wedding cake. | *He puts hot sauce on his wedding cake. | ||
*He has an imaginary friend named [[Dr Rabbit|Roger Rabbit]] who tells Big Mouth that if he stops smoking [[Magic Drugs|Weed]], he can never see Roger ever again. | *He has an imaginary friend named [[Dr Rabbit|Roger Rabbit]] who tells Big Mouth that if he stops smoking [[Magic Drugs|Weed]], he can never see Roger ever again. | ||
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*He was once killed by [[Mario]] because all of the other Koopalings hate him, but the [[Black Shadow|Dark Rector]] [[Duke Onkled|had mercy]] on him and he rose from [[The Pit]] later that week. | *He was once killed by [[Mario]] because all of the other Koopalings hate him, but the [[Black Shadow|Dark Rector]] [[Duke Onkled|had mercy]] on him and he rose from [[The Pit]] later that week. | ||
*Something about his tree hotel causes [[Fat Mario]] to hump [[Gay Luigi]] in front of it. The cause is unknown. | *Something about his tree hotel causes [[Fat Mario]] to hump [[Gay Luigi]] in front of it. The cause is unknown. | ||
| + | *Was killed in the [[Dinner]] [[War]]. He rose from [[the Pit]] not long after, but was discharged anyway. He was knighted by [[the Princess]] for his service in 1987, but his knighthood was revoked in 1988 after the events of Super Mario Bros. 3.' | ||
*Is a member of the [[KISS]] [[M. Bison|Army]]. | *Is a member of the [[KISS]] [[M. Bison|Army]]. | ||
**Wears the makeup of Paul Stanley (the Starchild). | **Wears the makeup of Paul Stanley (the Starchild). | ||
*He, as well as his siblings, are in New Super Mario Bros. Wii. [[Yes]]! [[Yes]]! | *He, as well as his siblings, are in New Super Mario Bros. Wii. [[Yes]]! [[Yes]]! | ||
**Strangely, in said game, the first battle with him is probably one of the hardest battles in the game, while the second is one of the easiest. | **Strangely, in said game, the first battle with him is probably one of the hardest battles in the game, while the second is one of the easiest. | ||
| − | *He thinks that it's strange that's his name ends with Jr., yet [[Bowser Jr.]]'s names also ends in that, and his name is understandable for having a Jr. in there | + | *He thinks that it's strange that's his name ends with Jr., yet [[Bowser Jr.]]'s names also ends in that, and his name is understandable for having a Jr. in there. |
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[[Category:Characters - Male]] | [[Category:Characters - Male]] | ||
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[[Category:Characters - Appears in The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]] | [[Category:Characters - Appears in The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]] | ||
[[Category:Characters - Appears in Super Mario World]] | [[Category:Characters - Appears in Super Mario World]] | ||
[[Category:Loud Characters]] | [[Category:Loud Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Evil Characters]] | [[Category:Evil Characters]] | ||
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