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Because of this exposure to music, Morton's vocabulary and ability to speak developed at a very early age, and, by the time he reached the age of 7, he had the vocabulary and articulation of [[Phoenix Wright|an attorney]]. | Because of this exposure to music, Morton's vocabulary and ability to speak developed at a very early age, and, by the time he reached the age of 7, he had the vocabulary and articulation of [[Phoenix Wright|an attorney]]. | ||
| − | However, in between 1985 and | + | However, in between 1985 and 1995, due to his lack of desire to be with anyone else, Morton spent most of his time in his room, speaking in a mirror, eating cake, and listening to KISS. During this time, in 1986, Morton scrapped up enough coins and got Paul Stanley's signature makeup tatooed on his face, which he still has to this day. In 1987, he attempted suicide, by hanging himself, but stopped after Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, Ace Frehley, and Peter Criss, via the "Love Gun" poster on his wall, talked him out of it (though the conversation was actually part of his own imagination). |
In 1995, Morton was banished from Dark Land. After this, he became a bodyguard for KISS, going to each concert, until 2000, when he took up a high-paying job of preparing speeches for various [[:Category:Politicians|politicians]] on both sides of the political spectrum, a job he still has today. | In 1995, Morton was banished from Dark Land. After this, he became a bodyguard for KISS, going to each concert, until 2000, when he took up a high-paying job of preparing speeches for various [[:Category:Politicians|politicians]] on both sides of the political spectrum, a job he still has today. | ||
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*In [[Mario Kart]] 8, he is especially despised, along with other [[Fat|heavyweights]] such as [[Bowser]], [[Wario]], [[Dry Bones|Dry Bowser]], and Heavyweight Miis, due to the weight system. | *In [[Mario Kart]] 8, he is especially despised, along with other [[Fat|heavyweights]] such as [[Bowser]], [[Wario]], [[Dry Bones|Dry Bowser]], and Heavyweight Miis, due to the weight system. | ||
[[Category:Characters - Male]] | [[Category:Characters - Male]] | ||
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[[Category:Characters - Appears in The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]] | [[Category:Characters - Appears in The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]] | ||
[[Category:Characters - Appears in Super Mario World]] | [[Category:Characters - Appears in Super Mario World]] | ||
