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==History== | ==History== | ||
− | [[Morshu]] opened the Dinner Palace in 1967, attracting | + | [[Morshu]] opened the Dinner Palace in 1967, attracting over 9,000 customers. Business boomed in the Seventies, reaching it's peak during the [[Coney Island Disco Palace|disco]] craze in 1977. Business was slow in [[The Eighties]], though. Computers were the next big craze, but Morshu refused to modernize because he feared a computer/robot uprising. He sold the Dinner Palace to Rick Astley in 1985 for 200,000 rupees and 50 cans of lamp oil. The Restaurant was renamed "Rick's Rolls", but closed down 2 years later when Rick made his one hit wonder. Many forgot Morshu's Dinner Palace, often confusing it with King Koopa's [[Coney Island Disco Palace]] until 1989, when it was destroyed. |
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==Famous Customers== | ==Famous Customers== | ||
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*[[Link]] | *[[Link]] | ||
*[[Mama Luigi]] | *[[Mama Luigi]] | ||
− | *[[ | + | *[[I.M. Meen]] |
*[[Doc Louis]] (Mostly for the dessert.) | *[[Doc Louis]] (Mostly for the dessert.) | ||
*[[King Koopa]] | *[[King Koopa]] | ||
*[[Goronu]] | *[[Goronu]] | ||
− | == | + | ==Destruction== |
− | In | + | In 1989, after being abandoned for 2 years, the building was [[Bomb|blown-up]] by [[Wolf O'Donnell]], just for the sake of destr[[Uctions|uction]]. The '60s-era building was completely demolished. Wolf would later be arrested by the [[Philadelphia]] Police Department for arson and destr[[Uctions|uction]] of private property. Today, the site that the Dinner Palace once stood on is now the [[Soldier]]'s farm. Where King Harkinian used to eat [[dinner]] is now where cows take a [[shit]]. [[Squadallah Burger|Gwonam's Pizzeria]] (which used to be Squadallah Burger) is also located there, though King Harkinian hates the place. However, he tends to go there anyway and reminisce the good old days. |
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