Editing Minnesota

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[[Image:200px-Seal_of_Minnesota.svg.png|thumb|right|Dat deres a nice State Seal eh?.]]
Dis here is dat dere Minnesota article on da Chewiki dun-chya-no. So Ah-min-ah tells you da facts.Minnesota is the 12th largest state in the USA, and home to [[Over 9000|10,000]] lakes formed by glaciers (Actually 11,842, but 10,000 sounds a lot more catchy dun-chya-no?) Dis state is also known for its moderate to progressive  politics and social policies, civic involvement, and high voter turnout. We ranks among da healthiest states, and you betcha we have a highly literate population.
[[Image:AshapologizestoMinnesota.JPG|thumb|left|We're not 100% sure [[Ash Ketchum|he]] means that shit.]]
==Poopers From Minnesota==

*[[Happydeath20]]
*[[Justinw1134]]

==Characters From Minnesota==

*[[John Madden]]
*[[Linkara]]
*[[Ash Ketchum|Viki]][[American Football|ngs]]

==Trivia==
*Their [[American Football|football]] team is da "Minnesota Vikings". 
{{VidCaption|oDUvyoJCrhM|Dis was dat Vikings game we were talking aboot.}}
*Minnesota is Dakota for "Sky-Tinted Water" dun-chya-no?.
[[Image:MinnesotanLaw.GIF‎|thumb|right|We Minnesotans are very strict wit our laws dun-chya-no?]]
*Is famous for the hawt deesh, a casserole where one is not sure of the ingredients, but goes wid pop and dat Vikings game dun-chya-no?
*Mayo Clinic, one of the best hospitals in the world, is located in Minnesota.
*Minnesota used to trade [[Furry|fur]].
*[[Ash Ketchum]] believes that Vikings live in Minnesota. The [[Nostalgia Critic]] insisted on apologizing to all Minnesotans for Ash's idiocy about Vikings.
*Our lingo is a result of years of blended bad English from over 43 different countries, innerestin' idn't it?
*Minnesota is home to the United States' largest mall in area, which is, surprisingly, not the largest in shopping space, due to the large area occupied by amusement parks, who dint like dat Camp Snoopy before [[Nickelodeon]] took over eh?
*Minnesota once ended up having the [[California|Lakers]] franchise back when the NBA was young and the Lakers <!--and to a lesser extent, the NBA-->were actually respectable.
**Now, they just have the [[bad|sucky]] Timberwolves as a franchise for the NBA.
*The name of a special [[cheeseburger]] that they have is called the "Ju(i)cy Lucy".
*The cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul (both in Minnesota) used to be rivals with each other.
*13% of Minnesotans are [[Wolf O'Donnell|werewolves]], 15% are [[Dracula|vampires]] and 12% resemble Frankenstein's Monster. If [[you]] are well-liked, and very lucky, you might get to see an authentic Monster Mash during your time in Minnesota. 
**The Monster Mash is usually held in October in a secret graveyard. [[I.M. Meen (Character)|I.M. Meen]] believes this ritual centers around a satanic [[sex|"blood orgy"]] in which a small child from [[Cheese|Wisconsin]] is sacrificed to [[Satan]]. This sacrifice is used to gain [[Anti-Uctions|ungodly powers of hate]], which are then used in the annual [[American Football|Green Bay Packers-Minnesota Vikings]] clash.
*Ironically, they love [[:Category:Scandinavians|Luda]][[Fish|fisk]] more than the Scandinavian nations themselves.
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