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*'''Overdose''': Replaces the ''Syringe Gun'' and is in fact a prototype of it. This model is linked to the medical pack giving movement speed increase based on the amount of Ubercharge you have...up to 10% maximum. | *'''Overdose''': Replaces the ''Syringe Gun'' and is in fact a prototype of it. This model is linked to the medical pack giving movement speed increase based on the amount of Ubercharge you have...up to 10% maximum. | ||
*'''Conscientious Objector''': Replaces the ''Bonesaw''. You are now a conscientious objector to being DEAD, thanks to this protest sign with which you can put on ANY IMAGE and I mean ANY IMAGE (Provided you have the tool)! | *'''Conscientious Objector''': Replaces the ''Bonesaw''. You are now a conscientious objector to being DEAD, thanks to this protest sign with which you can put on ANY IMAGE and I mean ANY IMAGE (Provided you have the tool)! | ||
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===Community=== | ===Community=== | ||
*'''Vita-Saw''': Replaces the ''Bonesaw''. This needle-like saw retains 20% of a Medic's ubercharge when he's killed. Surprise headshots or backstabs before unleashing an ubercharge won't be so humiliating now. | *'''Vita-Saw''': Replaces the ''Bonesaw''. This needle-like saw retains 20% of a Medic's ubercharge when he's killed. Surprise headshots or backstabs before unleashing an ubercharge won't be so humiliating now. | ||
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*"Sie Teleporter goes here!" | *"Sie Teleporter goes here!" | ||
*"Prepare for [[you]]r [[Arse|examination!]]" | *"Prepare for [[you]]r [[Arse|examination!]]" | ||
− | *"Sie [[Spy]] ist a Double Agent!" | + | *"Sie [[Spy]] ist a Double <s>[[African|Nigger]]</s> Agent!" |
*"[[You]] Are... SCHTUPID!!" | *"[[You]] Are... SCHTUPID!!" | ||
*"Oops! Das vas not medicine!" | *"Oops! Das vas not medicine!" | ||
− | *"Danke, dumköpfe." | + | *"Danke, [[Retard|dumköpfe]]." |
*"Sie healing ist not as rewarding as sie hurting!" | *"Sie healing ist not as rewarding as sie hurting!" | ||
*"You are trying my patience!" | *"You are trying my patience!" | ||
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*Heavy won't let him do anything. | *Heavy won't let him do anything. | ||
*Keeps a whole flock of [[Birds|doves]] as pets. One of them is suitably named Archimedes. | *Keeps a whole flock of [[Birds|doves]] as pets. One of them is suitably named Archimedes. | ||
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*Is the [[Superman|übermensch]]. | *Is the [[Superman|übermensch]]. | ||
[[:Image:Medic and Mrs by humon1.jpg|The Medic and his wife at dinner.]] | [[:Image:Medic and Mrs by humon1.jpg|The Medic and his wife at dinner.]] |