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*'''Overdose''': Replaces the ''Syringe Gun'' and is in fact a prototype of it. This model is linked to the medical pack giving movement speed increase based on the amount of Ubercharge you have...up to 10% maximum. | *'''Overdose''': Replaces the ''Syringe Gun'' and is in fact a prototype of it. This model is linked to the medical pack giving movement speed increase based on the amount of Ubercharge you have...up to 10% maximum. | ||
*'''Conscientious Objector''': Replaces the ''Bonesaw''. You are now a conscientious objector to being DEAD, thanks to this protest sign with which you can put on ANY IMAGE and I mean ANY IMAGE (Provided you have the tool)! | *'''Conscientious Objector''': Replaces the ''Bonesaw''. You are now a conscientious objector to being DEAD, thanks to this protest sign with which you can put on ANY IMAGE and I mean ANY IMAGE (Provided you have the tool)! | ||
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===Community=== | ===Community=== | ||
*'''Vita-Saw''': Replaces the ''Bonesaw''. This needle-like saw retains 20% of a Medic's ubercharge when he's killed. Surprise headshots or backstabs before unleashing an ubercharge won't be so humiliating now. | *'''Vita-Saw''': Replaces the ''Bonesaw''. This needle-like saw retains 20% of a Medic's ubercharge when he's killed. Surprise headshots or backstabs before unleashing an ubercharge won't be so humiliating now. | ||
*'''Crusader's Crossbow''': Replaces the ''Syringe Gun''. Now long distance healing is possible, as the syringes heal teammates and are more lethal to enemies at great distances. There's few syringes though so use sparingly. | *'''Crusader's Crossbow''': Replaces the ''Syringe Gun''. Now long distance healing is possible, as the syringes heal teammates and are more lethal to enemies at great distances. There's few syringes though so use sparingly. | ||
− | *'''Amputator''': Replaces the ''Bonesaw''. A taunt magically heals your teammates, but keep the room clear of enemies to avoid dying mid-taunt | + | *'''Amputator''': Replaces the ''Bonesaw''. A taunt magically heals your teammates, but keep the room clear of enemies to avoid dying mid-taunt. |
*'''Bat Outta Hell''': Replaces the ''Bonesaw''. This gruesome skull on a spine gives new meaning to the word "headbanging" as you whack your enemies with it! In fact, you can make this weapon by tearing out your own skull and spine...actually, don't. | *'''Bat Outta Hell''': Replaces the ''Bonesaw''. This gruesome skull on a spine gives new meaning to the word "headbanging" as you whack your enemies with it! In fact, you can make this weapon by tearing out your own skull and spine...actually, don't. | ||
*'''Vaccinator''': Replaces the ''Medigun''. Designed for tactical Medics, the Vaccinator offers him and his heal target resistance against a selected type of damage (bullet, explosive, fire). Need to handle that incoming Heavy? There's a resistance for that. Angry Pyro inbound? There's a resistance for that. The Ubercharge bar is also sliced into four two-second separate Ubercharges, which increase resistance. Adapt your Ubercharges by changing the resistance for each one to the enemy accordingly! Even cover your own escape with it! Give grenades and stickies the middle finger as you flee to safety! Quickly though. Ubercharge is lost depending on how much damage is done. | *'''Vaccinator''': Replaces the ''Medigun''. Designed for tactical Medics, the Vaccinator offers him and his heal target resistance against a selected type of damage (bullet, explosive, fire). Need to handle that incoming Heavy? There's a resistance for that. Angry Pyro inbound? There's a resistance for that. The Ubercharge bar is also sliced into four two-second separate Ubercharges, which increase resistance. Adapt your Ubercharges by changing the resistance for each one to the enemy accordingly! Even cover your own escape with it! Give grenades and stickies the middle finger as you flee to safety! Quickly though. Ubercharge is lost depending on how much damage is done. | ||
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*"Sie Teleporter goes here!" | *"Sie Teleporter goes here!" | ||
*"Prepare for [[you]]r [[Arse|examination!]]" | *"Prepare for [[you]]r [[Arse|examination!]]" | ||
− | *"Sie [[Spy]] ist a Double Agent!" | + | *"Sie [[Spy]] ist a Double <s>[[African|Nigger]]</s> Agent!" |
*"[[You]] Are... SCHTUPID!!" | *"[[You]] Are... SCHTUPID!!" | ||
*"Oops! Das vas not medicine!" | *"Oops! Das vas not medicine!" | ||
− | *"Danke, dumköpfe." | + | *"Danke, [[Retard|dumköpfe]]." |
*"Sie healing ist not as rewarding as sie hurting!" | *"Sie healing ist not as rewarding as sie hurting!" | ||
*"You are trying my patience!" | *"You are trying my patience!" | ||
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{{VidCaption|mAEmnNvabm0|Medic shows his incredible dancing skills.}} | {{VidCaption|mAEmnNvabm0|Medic shows his incredible dancing skills.}} | ||
*Once acted in a German porno involving two puppies. | *Once acted in a German porno involving two puppies. | ||
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*He has found the cure to the common cold. | *He has found the cure to the common cold. | ||
*He's got mad dancing skillz, as seen in the video to the right. | *He's got mad dancing skillz, as seen in the video to the right. | ||
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*Heavy won't let him do anything. | *Heavy won't let him do anything. | ||
*Keeps a whole flock of [[Birds|doves]] as pets. One of them is suitably named Archimedes. | *Keeps a whole flock of [[Birds|doves]] as pets. One of them is suitably named Archimedes. | ||
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*Is the [[Superman|übermensch]]. | *Is the [[Superman|übermensch]]. | ||
[[:Image:Medic and Mrs by humon1.jpg|The Medic and his wife at dinner.]] | [[:Image:Medic and Mrs by humon1.jpg|The Medic and his wife at dinner.]] |