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Also, Mama Luigi had been k[[no]]wn to make [[Yoshi]] [[masturbate]] at least once in his entire lifetime. | Also, Mama Luigi had been k[[no]]wn to make [[Yoshi]] [[masturbate]] at least once in his entire lifetime. | ||
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+ | ==Skills== | ||
+ | Aside from having the power to correct his victims, he has also proven to be a good swimmer (And can additionally summon dolphins on a whim.) and have memorized the mapping of the Mushroom Kingdom. He also will ear rape anyone if he gets pissed off way too much (which will kill anyone within 50 miles in the vicinity). | ||
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+ | ==The Birth Season== | ||
+ | Mama Luigi's eggs were recently fertilized by Gay Luigi, Mama Luigi is currently the carrier of 30 fetuses and 180 STDs. Big Boss's next big mission is to destroy Mama Luigi's womb before he gives birth. Since Mama Luigi is the Queen of [[AIDS]], this will be difficult. | ||
==Health Issues== | ==Health Issues== |