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|name=Mama Luigi | |name=Mama Luigi | ||
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|cast=Tony Rosato | |cast=Tony Rosato | ||
|nationality=Italian | |nationality=Italian | ||
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''"Mama Luigi is pure concentrated [[Anti-Uctions]]"'' [[Xuchilbara]] | ''"Mama Luigi is pure concentrated [[Anti-Uctions]]"'' [[Xuchilbara]] | ||
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''"That's Mama Pure Concentrated Anti-Uctions to you, Superbork!"'' Mama Luigi | ''"That's Mama Pure Concentrated Anti-Uctions to you, Superbork!"'' Mama Luigi | ||
− | According to the Society of Poop, | + | According to the Society of Poop, likes baby shaking, screaming, and falling for hours. He is a split personality of Mario's brother, [[Luigi]]. He was born from pure hatred, brewn by [[Law for kids]] in an effort to stop people for standing in no-parking zones. (S)he also hates [[sex]], so she's actually fairly tolerable most of the time. |
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==History== | ==History== | ||
[[Image:Luigisleeps.png|frame|right|Mama Luigi after a long day.]] | [[Image:Luigisleeps.png|frame|right|Mama Luigi after a long day.]] | ||
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− | One day, Mama Luigi had to babysit [[Oogtar|a spoiled brat]] together with Mario, the child escaped and got killed | + | One day, Mama Luigi had to babysit [[Oogtar|a spoiled brat]] together with Mario, the child escaped and got killed wen he fell into a lava river, the frustration caused Luigi to materialize his rage into the beast known as [[God Luigi]]. |
− | Mama Luigi has | + | Mama Luigi has many minions at his disposal, examples being Ganon, [[Bill O'Reilly]], and the SilverFatMagician. Mama Luigi also implemented a stronghold on the internet, spawning abominations such as Yaoi, Sonic Fancharacters, Mudkipz, and Pop-up ads (Some refer to this as the "Internet Hate Machine"). The program seems to randomly choose the website it will rest in, although most of the time it resides in the #chan boards, Gaia Online, Runescape, Myspace and YouTube (Which explains the strange behavior of the people that reside in these areas.) |
− | Some of the time, Luigi | + | Some of the time, Luigi is able to subconsciously control Mama Luigi, and use this precious time to tell [[Yoshi]] a historically revised version of the time he first met him. He is able to do this by using his control of [[Anti-Uctions]], and copyright infringement. For more information regarding the creation of Mama Luigi, see [[Big Poop Theory]] (or check out the [[Enclosed Instruction Book|enclosed instruction book]]). |
==Personality== | ==Personality== | ||
− | Although being a split personality of Luigi, Mama Luigi | + | Although being a split personality of Luigi, Mama Luigi is Luigi's final form. He likes to tell people about his title, correcting them, mothering [[Yoshkins]], and saving [[the Princess]]. He seems to have an obsession with a strange [[Magic Balloon]] and [[bagel]]s. Mama Luigi also enjoys telling twisted lies and falling onto Skull Rafts, which to him are [[No|Good Medicine]]. She is also a pedophile and necrophile. |
− | One time, after being bored of Mario's repeated asks of bring a secret weapon, she got pissed off and turned into [[Mama Frusciante]] and told Mario to "get out of my show, motherfucker. " He | + | One time, after being bored of Mario's repeated asks of bring a secret weapon, she got pissed off and turned into [[Mama Frusciante]] and told Mario to "get out of my show, motherfucker. " He is also a renowned jumper, able to hit ceiling light switches with her pelvis. It is interesting to notice that Mama Luigi had a master who transformed her/him into Super Dimentio. |
− | She | + | She is also the queen of all [[AIDS]], and has stolen and destroyed many cures by many people, and is hindering the work of the [[Medic]] to avoid another cure. |
− | Sometimes | + | Sometimes Mama Luigi will lie to people and tell them he's going to wring out his cap, when really he strips naked and goes streaking. This can cause bystanders to have heart troubles or even [[Die|die]]. |
− | Also, Mama Luigi | + | Also, Mama Luigi has been k[[no]]wn to make [[Yoshi]] [[masturbate]] at least once in his entire lifetime. |
+ | She has shown empathy once when Yoshi died, and after that sad experience, she now has one friend: [[Link]]. She refused to shoot him, then they realized they both lost something. Link was the only thing that prevented her from turning into a second [[Emo Luigi]]. | ||
==Health Issues== | ==Health Issues== | ||
− | Mama Luigi | + | Mama Luigi has a rare lung disorder which causes him to [[wheeze]] when he says his name in a corrective fashion and occasionally when he talks about [[Brooklyn]]. However, this does not appear to dramatically affect his overall health, as he is somewhat amused by said fashion. |
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− | Mama Luigi | + | Mama Luigi is a known recovering [[Magic Drugs|pebble pea]] addict. He also used to smoke [[Magic Drugs|killer weeds]]. |
− | Mama Luigi | + | Mama Luigi has some psychological issues, namely paranoia and a deadly fear of giant caterpillars. He will often scream "HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!" even when no caterpillars are around. To vent his anxiety, he painted a portrait called The Scream, which most people incorrectly think was painted by Edvard Munch. In fact, if you look closely at the background during a full moon on a Tuesday, you can see Yoshkins and some [[Caterpillars|Wigglers]]. |
==Celebrity Status and Turmoil== | ==Celebrity Status and Turmoil== | ||
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==Skills== | ==Skills== | ||
− | Aside from having | + | Aside from having the power to correct his victims, he has also proven to be a good swimmer (And can additionally summon [[dolphins]] on a whim.) and have memorized the mapping of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]]. He also will ear rape anyone if he gets pissed off way too much (which will kill anyone within 50 Kilometres in the vicinity). |
− | She also | + | She also has some skills with electronics, which she used to start a company in [[China]] to make [[Bagel]] [[Rock TV|Rings]]. This ultimately failed, since the bagel rings gave people cancer from [[Anti-Uctions]] radiation, which caused a [[Phoenix Wright|lawsuit]]. |
==The Birth Season== | ==The Birth Season== | ||
Mama Luigi's eggs were recently fertilized by Gay Luigi, Mama Luigi is currently the carrier of 30 fetuses and 180 STDs. Big Boss's next big mission is to destroy Mama Luigi's womb before he gives birth. Since Mama Luigi is the Queen of [[AIDS]], this will be difficult. | Mama Luigi's eggs were recently fertilized by Gay Luigi, Mama Luigi is currently the carrier of 30 fetuses and 180 STDs. Big Boss's next big mission is to destroy Mama Luigi's womb before he gives birth. Since Mama Luigi is the Queen of [[AIDS]], this will be difficult. | ||
− | [[Image:Yoshigunfire.png|thumb|right| | + | [[Image:Yoshigunfire.png|thumb|right|Yoshi trying to destroy Mama Luigi before he destroys us.]] |
[[Image:Mama.jpg|thumb|right|Mama Luigi has something to say to [[you]].]] | [[Image:Mama.jpg|thumb|right|Mama Luigi has something to say to [[you]].]] | ||
{{VidCaption|pB8Ph0hnRPY|The most popular Mama Luigi poop, made by WalrusGuy}} | {{VidCaption|pB8Ph0hnRPY|The most popular Mama Luigi poop, made by WalrusGuy}} | ||
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{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|Yeah well I didn't think it was so funny!}} | {{poopquote|Mama Luigi|Yeah well I didn't think it was so funny!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|YEOW!!}} | {{poopquote|Mama Luigi|YEOW!!}} | ||
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{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|Nothing to be scared of in the water. Gasp, except THAT!}} | {{poopquote|Mama Luigi|Nothing to be scared of in the water. Gasp, except THAT!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|WOAH!! [[DOLPHINS]]!}} | {{poopquote|Mama Luigi|WOAH!! [[DOLPHINS]]!}} | ||
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{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|That's MAMA Luigi to you [[Mario]]! [[Wheeze|*Wheeze*]]}} | {{poopquote|Mama Luigi|That's MAMA Luigi to you [[Mario]]! [[Wheeze|*Wheeze*]]}} | ||
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|Uh, good night [[Yoshi]]! Ahhbahhbabahbaba.}} | {{poopquote|Mama Luigi|Uh, good night [[Yoshi]]! Ahhbahhbabahbaba.}} | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
− | *[[Luigi]] has shown some hints about wanting to return to his Mama Luigi form in some current | + | *[[Luigi]] has shown some hints about wanting to return to his Mama Luigi form in some current games. {{Accuracy|form=note}} |
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== Links == | == Links == | ||
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[http://jedi787plus.deviantart.com/art/Mama-Luigi-s-Spaghetti-118283000 Mama Luigi's Spaghetti] - Mama Luigi's response to Papa John's Pizza, founded after Mama Luigi's restaurant (above) didn't fare very well. Motto: Better 1-Ups, Better Spaghetti! | [http://jedi787plus.deviantart.com/art/Mama-Luigi-s-Spaghetti-118283000 Mama Luigi's Spaghetti] - Mama Luigi's response to Papa John's Pizza, founded after Mama Luigi's restaurant (above) didn't fare very well. Motto: Better 1-Ups, Better Spaghetti! | ||
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[[Category:Characters - Male]] | [[Category:Characters - Male]] | ||
[[Category:Luigi]] | [[Category:Luigi]] | ||
[[Category:Pedophiles]] | [[Category:Pedophiles]] | ||
[[Category:Internet Memes]] | [[Category:Internet Memes]] | ||
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