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|occupation=King of Hyrule's servant, [[Gwonam]]'s best friend | |occupation=King of Hyrule's servant, [[Gwonam]]'s best friend | ||
|nationality=Spanish | |nationality=Spanish | ||
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| − | }}{{stub}} | + | Fari is [[King Harkinian|the King]]'s Spaniard Servant who is also known as [[Fox|Zorro]] for some reason. He helped [[Zelda]] find and capture [[Duke Onkled]], and took him away when the King told him to. He has a special power to stop people from doing things when he says the magical phrase "HEY!". Because of this, he was not captured by [[Ganon]]. |
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== After [[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon|The Wand of Gamelon]] == | == After [[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon|The Wand of Gamelon]] == | ||
| − | + | Fari stayed as the King's top servant and his only apparent knight. He is the only person who can stop [[James Bond]] (or anyone, for that matter). Occasionally, he obtains the book of [[Koridai]] and [[Sex|fucks]] everyone. He is, unfortunately, one of the only [[Gay|straight]] people in [[Hyrule]]. He also has become the fortune teller in Hyrule, as he knows countless facts, he is even smarter than [[Impa]], and she knows how [[Dr. Light|dangerous]] an old vagina is. Not even God knows how dangerous those are. | |
== Random Knowledge == | == Random Knowledge == | ||
| − | As stated previously, he is perhaps the smartest person in all of Hyrule, he knows more than the King about [[Duke Onkled]], knowing the brown substance that Duke Onkled's [[PENIS|penis]] is made out of. He was also able to find out [[Hektad]]'s fate, that he would [[Die|die]], even though | + | As stated previously, he is perhaps the smartest person in all of Hyrule, he knows more than the King about [[Duke Onkled]], knowing the brown substance that Duke Onkled's [[PENIS|penis]] is made out of. He was also able to find out [[Hektad]]'s fate, that he would [[Die|die]], even though Fari is unable to time travel. It is rumored that Fari will be in the next Perfect Dark, Fari even predicted it. He also does a good R2-D2 impersonation. |
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== Quotes == | == Quotes == | ||
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{{poopquote|Fari|Here's the [[Ganon|rapist]] your majesty!}} | {{poopquote|Fari|Here's the [[Ganon|rapist]] your majesty!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Fari|Yeh, mon seigneur!}} | {{poopquote|Fari|Yeh, mon seigneur!}} | ||
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| − | {{DEFAULTSORT: | + | == Trivia == |
| + | *He's one of the more average guys when it comes to popularity in the CD-i universe. | ||
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[[Category:CD-i]] | [[Category:CD-i]] | ||
[[Category:Video Game Characters]] | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Characters - Geniuses]] | [[Category:Characters - Geniuses]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Characters - Spanish]] | ||
[[Category:Europeans]] | [[Category:Europeans]] | ||
[[Category:Hyrule]] | [[Category:Hyrule]] | ||
