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|name=Link | |name=Link | ||
|image=linkspin.GIF | |image=linkspin.GIF | ||
− | |shows=The | + | |shows=[[Link: Faces of Evil]] and [[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]] |
|sex=Male | |sex=Male | ||
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− | }} | + | {{VidCaption|KgGhsBphDyU|Link complains of a burning sensation}} |
− | [[Image:End_005_1_0001.jpg|thumb| | + | |
+ | [[Image:End_005_1_0001.jpg|thumb|I Won]] | ||
[[Image:1175742037099.png|thumb|Link in his latest game.]] | [[Image:1175742037099.png|thumb|Link in his latest game.]] | ||
− | [[ | + | [[Image:BLEW!!!.jpg|thumb|link throwing up]] |
− | [[image: | + | [[image:linkthe_saiyan.gif|thumb|150px|right|[[Saiyan Link]].]] |
− | + | [[image:Fat_link.jpg|thumb|150px|right|[[Fat Link]].]] | |
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− | Link is | + | Link is a civilian of [[Hyrule]]. He usually hangs out at the castle, hearing bouts about what makes true warriors by the [[King of Hyrule|King]] himself. Link thinks many things are boring, and according to the [[It is written|Scripture of Utter Bullcrap]], is the only person who can defeat [[Ganon]]. (Many times this prophecy has been proven false. [[King Harkinian|The King]], [[Mario]], and [[Zelda]] along with many others have defeated Ganon.) |
− | + | Link is the current standing Hero of [[Koridai]]. | |
− | Link is | + | Cultural Heritage: Denmark |
− | + | ==Sexual Orientation== | |
+ | It has been assumed Link is a homosexual, seeing has he has tried to sneak kisses with [[Gwonam]] at multiple times. However, this has been dis proven as he has had sex with [[Zelda]], [[Impa]], and Lady Alma many times. Another rumor is that he is Bisexual. | ||
==Diet== | ==Diet== | ||
Link also likes to eat. He has been known to have some cooking skill, but he almost burned down all of Hyrule after foolishly putting spaghetti in a toaster. He is also addicted to Volvic mineral water, and cakes (normally from the baker in Sakado, although the claimed "cakes" are actually loaves of bread. That two-timing S.O.B.). He has also been known to sneak sips of wine from the king's goblet. If he gets hungry enough, he will eat an [[Octorok]]. | Link also likes to eat. He has been known to have some cooking skill, but he almost burned down all of Hyrule after foolishly putting spaghetti in a toaster. He is also addicted to Volvic mineral water, and cakes (normally from the baker in Sakado, although the claimed "cakes" are actually loaves of bread. That two-timing S.O.B.). He has also been known to sneak sips of wine from the king's goblet. If he gets hungry enough, he will eat an [[Octorok]]. | ||
− | == | + | ==Skills== |
− | + | Link is a master swordsman and great at burning [[George The Volcano]] and [[Hyrule]]. As mentioned above he has above average cooking skills and he is great at using/wielding magical weaponry. He has a talent for carrying a limitless amount of stuff, as well as being able to use ordinary items such as Aunt Jemima syrup in combat. | |
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+ | [[Media:/Users/buka/Desktop/SSBLink.jpg]] | ||
− | + | ==Fight with the King== | |
+ | It seems that Link has fought with [[The King|the king]] at one point, It all started when Link was watching his TV when "Live and Learn" came on and started to dance to it, as he was dancing to it the king said "MAH BOI" to him, but Link did not listen to him. The King then destroyed the TV with a Ki blast, This made link irritated, and so he used Kaioken and tried to hit The King, Only to be pushed aside, The king(in a [[Vegeta]]-type voice)said that was he was weak, Link then used his hidden move, the fabled "Ass Kamehameha", Which killed the king, He then started to cried over his broken TV for a while until [[George Volcano|George the Volcano]] used his [[Volvic Revive]] to bring his TV back which mde Link happy again. The full fight can be seen here: (See bottom-right) | ||
− | == | + | {{VidCaption|F9SmC3jsMvk|Link fights with the king}} |
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− | * | + | ==Possesions== |
− | * | + | *lamp oil |
− | + | *rope | |
− | *A | + | *Bombs |
− | *Lotsa | + | *A lightsaber |
− | *Young | + | *Lotsa guns |
− | *The | + | *Young And Anal 15 video tape |
− | * | + | *The king's chalice |
− | + | *His sword | |
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==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
*[[Zelda]] | *[[Zelda]] | ||
+ | *[[Nobita]] | ||
*[[Impa]] | *[[Impa]] | ||
− | *[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] | + | *[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] (Games and Sonic X) |
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*[[SEGA|Sega]] Genesis | *[[SEGA|Sega]] Genesis | ||
− | * | + | *Xbox 360 |
*[[Nintendo]] [[Wii]] | *[[Nintendo]] [[Wii]] | ||
*The Philips CD-i | *The Philips CD-i | ||
− | * | + | *Atari 2600 |
*Sega Dreamcast | *Sega Dreamcast | ||
− | * | + | *PS3 (Doesn't have one though.) |
*[[Gwonam]] | *[[Gwonam]] | ||
+ | *[[Dorami]] | ||
*Bombs | *Bombs | ||
*Guns | *Guns | ||
*[[Boobs|Tits]] | *[[Boobs|Tits]] | ||
*[[Boobs|Rubies]] | *[[Boobs|Rubies]] | ||
− | *Consuming | + | *Saying "(Hey,) EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE ME, Princess!" |
− | * | + | *Consuming rock-spitting terrestrial cephalopods. |
+ | *The band KISS. | ||
==Dislikes== | ==Dislikes== | ||
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*The Delilah Show | *The Delilah Show | ||
*[[Chad Warden]] | *[[Chad Warden]] | ||
− | *[[Ronald McDonald]] ( | + | *[[Ronald McDonald]] (hell who donest) |
*The [[Nintendo|Chintendo]] [[Wii|Vii]] | *The [[Nintendo|Chintendo]] [[Wii|Vii]] | ||
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+ | ==Trivia== | ||
+ | *Link is part Saiyan. | ||
+ | *Link plays Young Cosette in the musical "Les CD-i". | ||
+ | *Used to be the Best Wii Player of Koridai, but was eventually beaten by [[M. Bison]]. | ||
+ | *His last name is rumored to be The King, but is unlikely, since he is not a King, has had it off with Zelda, and does not support incest like the King does. | ||
+ | *His worst enemy is not Ganon, but actually the Scatman, who tries to crucify him. | ||
+ | *He wants to see the fight on Pay-Per-View. What fight [[you]] might ask? Who the [[fuck]] knows and who the fuck cares! | ||
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==Memorable Quotes== | ==Memorable Quotes== | ||
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{{poopquote|Link|I won!}} | {{poopquote|Link|I won!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Link|Gee! It sure is boring around here!}} | {{poopquote|Link|Gee! It sure is boring around here!}} | ||
− | {{poopquote|Link|What are all those | + | {{poopquote|Link|What are all those heads?}} |
+ | {{poopquote|Link|How about head?}} | ||
{{poopquote|Link|I guess I better get going!}} | {{poopquote|Link|I guess I better get going!}} | ||
− | {{poopquote|Link| | + | {{poopquote|Link|Im so hungry, I could eat an octorok}} |
− | {{poopquote|Link| | + | {{poopquote|Link|I'll grab my stuff!}} |
− | {{poopquote|Link| | + | {{poopquote|Link|My BOI!}} |
{{poopquote|Link|I can't wait to bomb some dodongos!}} | {{poopquote|Link|I can't wait to bomb some dodongos!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Link|That old [[King Harkinian|King]] is [[no]] match [[for]] [[Ganon]]!}} | {{poopquote|Link|That old [[King Harkinian|King]] is [[no]] match [[for]] [[Ganon]]!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Link|I just wonder what [[Ganon]]'s up to.}} | {{poopquote|Link|I just wonder what [[Ganon]]'s up to.}} | ||
{{poopquote|Link|Golly!}} | {{poopquote|Link|Golly!}} | ||
− | {{poopquote|Link| | + | {{poopquote|Link|Das a Homer!}} |
− | + | {{poopquote|Link|But [[The King|Dad]], I want to see the Pay-Per-View!}} | |
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{{poopquote|Link|I wish I could see what he was thinking right now.}} | {{poopquote|Link|I wish I could see what he was thinking right now.}} | ||
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