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{{CharBox | {{CharBox | ||
|name=Link | |name=Link | ||
|image=linkspin.GIF | |image=linkspin.GIF | ||
− | |shows=The | + | |shows=[[Link: Faces of Evil]] and [[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]] |
|sex=Male | |sex=Male | ||
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− | }} | + | {{VidCaption|KgGhsBphDyU|Link complains of a burning sensation}} |
− | [[Image:End_005_1_0001.jpg|thumb| | + | |
+ | [[Image:End_005_1_0001.jpg|thumb|I Won]] | ||
[[Image:1175742037099.png|thumb|Link in his latest game.]] | [[Image:1175742037099.png|thumb|Link in his latest game.]] | ||
− | [[ | + | [[Image:BLEW!!!.jpg|thumb|link throwing up]] |
− | [[image: | + | [[image:linkthe_saiyan.gif|thumb|150px|right|[[Saiyan Link]].]] |
− | + | [[image:Fat_link.jpg|thumb|150px|right|[[Fat Link]].]] | |
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− | Link is | + | Link is a civilian of [[Hyrule]]. He usually hangs out at the castle, hearing bouts about what all true warriors by the [[King of Hyrule|King]] himself. Link thinks many things are boring, and according to the [[It is written|Scripture of Utter Bullcrap]], is the only person who can defeat [[Ganon]]. (Many times this prophecy has been proven false. [[King Harkinian|The King]], [[Mario]], and [[Fat Mario]] along with many others have defeated Ganon.) He also likes guns, bombs, eating octorocks, bombing dodongos, being curious, throwing up, and claiming that he won. |
− | + | Link is the current standing Hero of Koridai. | |
− | Link is | + | Cultural Heritage: Denmark |
− | + | ==Sexual Orientation== | |
+ | It has been assumed Link is a homosexual, seeing has he has tried to sneak kisses with [[Gwonam]] at multiple times. However, this has been disproven as he has had sex with [[Zelda]], [[Impa]], and Lady Alma many times. Another rumor is that he is Bisexual. | ||
==Diet== | ==Diet== | ||
Link also likes to eat. He has been known to have some cooking skill, but he almost burned down all of Hyrule after foolishly putting spaghetti in a toaster. He is also addicted to Volvic mineral water, and cakes (normally from the baker in Sakado, although the claimed "cakes" are actually loaves of bread. That two-timing S.O.B.). He has also been known to sneak sips of wine from the king's goblet. If he gets hungry enough, he will eat an [[Octorok]]. | Link also likes to eat. He has been known to have some cooking skill, but he almost burned down all of Hyrule after foolishly putting spaghetti in a toaster. He is also addicted to Volvic mineral water, and cakes (normally from the baker in Sakado, although the claimed "cakes" are actually loaves of bread. That two-timing S.O.B.). He has also been known to sneak sips of wine from the king's goblet. If he gets hungry enough, he will eat an [[Octorok]]. | ||
− | == | + | ==Skills== |
− | + | Link is a master swordsman and great at burning [[George The Volcano]] and [[Hyrule]]. As mentioned above he has above average cooking skills and he is great at using/wielding magical weaponry. He has a talent for carrying a limitless amount of stuff, as well as being able to use ordinary items such as Aunt Jemima syrup in combat. | |
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+ | [[Media:/Users/buka/Desktop/SSBLink.jpg]] | ||
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+ | ==Gay Link== | ||
+ | The only split personality of Link. He enjoys going on sexual escapades with his butt buddies, [[Gwonam]] and [[Nobita]]. There's a rumor that he flirted with [[Dorami]], he was openly gay when he had gay sex by first time with Mama Luigi, the first time than him "make love" | ||
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+ | ==Racist Link== | ||
+ | [[Dr. Rabbit]] says Link painted africans with white pant in Africa. This is currently unconfirmed. | ||
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+ | ==Fight with the King== | ||
+ | It seems that link fought with the king once, It all started when link was watching his tv where "Live and Learn" came on, as he was danceing to it the king said "MAI BOI" to him, But link did not listen to him, The king then destroyed the tv witha ki blast, This made link angry and made him use his Kaioken attack and tried to hit him, Only to be pushed aside, The king(in a [[Vegeta]]-type voice)said that was he was weak, Link then used his hidden move, The kamehameha out of his ass move, Which killed the king, He then cryed over his broken tv untill [[George Volcano|George the Volcano]] used his [[Volvic Revive]] to bring his tv back. The full fight can be seen here: (See bottom-right) | ||
− | + | {{VidCaption|F9SmC3jsMvk|Link fights with the king}} | |
− | == | + | ==Possesions== |
− | * | + | *lamp oil |
− | + | *rope | |
− | * | + | *Bombs |
− | * | + | *A lightsaber |
− | *A | + | *Lotsa guns |
− | *Lotsa | + | *Young And Anal 15 video tape |
− | *Young | + | *The king's chalice |
− | *The | + | *His sword |
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==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
*[[Zelda]] | *[[Zelda]] | ||
+ | *[[Nobita]] | ||
*[[Impa]] | *[[Impa]] | ||
− | *[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] | + | *[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] (Games and Sonic X) |
− | + | *Xbox 360 | |
− | * | + | *CD-i |
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*[[Gwonam]] | *[[Gwonam]] | ||
+ | *[[Dorami]] | ||
*Bombs | *Bombs | ||
*Guns | *Guns | ||
− | * | + | *scat porn |
− | * | + | *Tits |
− | * | + | *[[Penis]] |
− | * | + | *Saying "(Hey,) EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE ME, Princess!" |
==Dislikes== | ==Dislikes== | ||
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*The Delilah Show | *The Delilah Show | ||
*[[Chad Warden]] | *[[Chad Warden]] | ||
− | *[[Ronald McDonald]] ( | + | *[[Ronald McDonald]] (hell who donest) |
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− | * | + | ==Trivia== |
+ | *Link is part Saiyan. | ||
+ | *Link plays Young Cosette in the musical "Les CD-i". | ||
+ | *Used to be the Best Wii Player of Koradai, but was eventually beaten by [[M. Bison]]. | ||
+ | *His last name is, apparantly, The King. (Which is weird when considering the fact that he isn't a king at all whatsoever.) | ||
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==Memorable Quotes== | ==Memorable Quotes== | ||
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{{poopquote|Link|I won!}} | {{poopquote|Link|I won!}} | ||
− | {{poopquote|Link| | + | {{poopquote|Link|Geee! It sure is boring around here!}} |
− | {{poopquote|Link|What are all those | + | {{poopquote|Link|Great! (several times)}} |
− | {{poopquote|Link|I guess | + | {{poopquote|Link|What are all those Heads?}} |
− | {{poopquote|Link| | + | {{poopquote|Link|How about a kiss for luck?}} |
− | {{poopquote|Link| | + | {{poopquote|Link|I guess i better get going!}} |
− | {{poopquote|Link| | + | {{poopquote|Link|GET OVER HERE!}} |
+ | {{poopquote|Link|Im so hungry, I could eat an octorok}} | ||
+ | {{poopquote|Link|I'll grab my stuff!}} | ||
+ | {{poopquote|Link|[[Excuse me, Princess!]]}} | ||
+ | {{poopquote|Link|oh BOI}} | ||
{{poopquote|Link|I can't wait to bomb some dodongos!}} | {{poopquote|Link|I can't wait to bomb some dodongos!}} | ||
− | {{poopquote|Link|That old [[King Harkinian|King]] is [[no]] match [[for]] [[Ganon]]!}} | + | {{poopquote|Link|Stuff!}} |
+ | {{poopquote|Link|That old [[King Harkinian|King]] is [[no]] match [[4|for]] [[Ganon]]!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Link|I just wonder what [[Ganon]]'s up to.}} | {{poopquote|Link|I just wonder what [[Ganon]]'s up to.}} | ||
{{poopquote|Link|Golly!}} | {{poopquote|Link|Golly!}} | ||
− | + | {{poopquote|Link|(Nothing, he never speaks in other games)}} | |
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[[Category:CD-i]] | [[Category:CD-i]] | ||
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