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| + | [[Image:End 005 1 0001.jpg|thumb|Link, the hero of Koridai!]] |
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| + | Link is the current standing Hero of Coradai. |
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| + | ==General Information== |
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| + | Link is a civilian of Hyrule. He usually hangs out at the castle, hearing bouts about what all true warriors by the [[King of Hyrule|King]] himself. Link thiks many things are boring, and according to the Scripture of Utter Bullcrap, is the only person who can defeat [[Ganon]]. He also likes to eat octoroks, bomb dodongos, being curious, and claiming that he won. |
− | |shows=The Legend of Zelda
| + | ==Sexual Orientation== |
− | |sex=Male
| + | It has been assumed Link is a homosexual, seeing has he has tried to sneak kisses with [[Gwonam]] at multiple times. However, this has been disproven as he has had sex with [[Zelda]], [[Impa]], and Lady Alma many times. |
− | |dob={{Birth|1984}}
| + | ==Diet== |
− | |occupation=Hero, Goober, boi, main course (when mashed)
| + | Link also likes to eat. He has been known to have some cooking skill, but he almost burned down all of Hyrule after foolishly putting spaghetti in a toaster. He is also addicted to Volvic mineral water, and cakes (normally from the baker in Sakado, although the claimed "cakes" are actually loaves of bread. That two-timing S.O.B.). He has also been known to sneak sips of wine from the king's goblet. If he gets hungry enough, he will eat an octorock. |
− | |cast=Nobuyuki Hiyama, Akira Sasanuma (Nintendo games), Jonathan Potts (cartoon), Jeffrey Rath (CD-i)
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− | [[Image:End_005_1_0001.jpg|thumb|Link upon winning something, like [[Link: Faces of Evil|his quest]] or Monopoly.]] | |
− | [[Image:1175742037099.png|thumb|Link in his latest game.]]
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− | [[image:linkthe_saiyan.gif|thumb|150px|right|[[Goku|Saiyan]] Link.]]
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− | [[image:Fat_link.jpg|thumb|150px|right|[[Fat]] Link.]]
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− | [[Image:Crater cove11.jpg|thumb|Your [[sword]] is enough.]]
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− | [[Image:A2511e2ab6d0f667bc9cfc88d09c15c3.jpg|thumb|right|Link owned a [[Chinese]] Restaurant at one time.]]
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− | [[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|Link, [[King Harkinian]], [[Gwonam]], and [[Zelda]] when they finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]]
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− | [[Image:PowerZelda.gif|thumb|right|[[Link]] being his usual old self.]]
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− | [[File:Linknes87.jpg|thumb|right|Link in [[the '80s]].]]
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− | Link is a civilian of [[Hyrule]], who in times of crisis works as the [[No|Hero]]. He usually hangs out at the castle, hearing bouts about what makes true warriors by the [[King of Hyrule|King]] himself. Link thinks many things are boring, and according to the [[It is written|Scripture of Utter Bullshit]], is the only person who can defeat [[Ganon]]. (Many times this prophecy has been proven false. [[King Harkinian|The King]], [[Mario]], and [[Zelda]] along with many others have defeated Ganon.) | |
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− | Link is the current standing Hero of [[Hyrule]]. He was preceded by himself and will be succeeded by himself. His CD-i generation is represented on [[Youchew Trading Cards|Youchew Trading Card]] #3. | |
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| ==Skills== | | ==Skills== |
− | Link is skilled in the art of combat, and is a master swordsman and marksman. As mentioned below he has above average cooking skills and he is great at using/wielding magical weaponry. He has the ability to carry a limitless amount of stuff, as well as being able to use ordinary items such as Aunt Jemima syrup in combat. He is an adept of the legendary [[Duckwalk]] maneuver. Cool, huh? | + | Link is a master swordsman and great at burning [[George The Volcano]] and [[Hyrule]]. As mentioned above he has above average cooking skills and he is great at using/wielding magical weaponry. |
− | | + | [[Image:1175742037099.png|thumb|Link in his latest game.]] |
− | On the other hand, he sucks at using crossbows, has questionable intelligence and poor social skills.
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− | ==Diet==
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− | Link also likes to eat. He has been known to have some cooking skill, but he almost burned down all of Hyrule after foolishly putting spaghetti in a toaster. He is also addicted to Volvic mineral water, and cakes (normally from the baker in Sakado, although the claimed "cakes" are actually loaves of bread. That two-timing S.O.B.). He has also been known to sneak sips of wine from the king's goblet. If he gets hungry enough, he will eat an [[Octorok]].
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− | ==Sexual Orientation==
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− | It has been assumed Link is a homosexual, seeing has he has tried to sneak kisses with [[Gwonam]] at multiple times. However, this has been disproven as he has had [[sex]] with [[Zelda]], [[Impa]], and [[Lady Alma]] many times. Another rumor is that he is bisexual, or even asexual and doesn't really care (Like an amoeba).
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− | Still, he ''did'' enjoy that [[:Image:Negima marshmallow hell.jpg|hug]] from Cremia quite a bit...
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− | ==Possessions==
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− | *His Sword
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− | *Lamp Oil
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− | *Rope
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− | *[[Bombs]]
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− | *A Lightsaber
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− | *Lotsa Guns
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− | *Young & Anal 15 video tape
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− | *The King's Chalice
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− | *Boomerang
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− | *Bow & Arrow
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− | *Various Masks
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− | *Iron Boots
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− | *An [[Octorok]]
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− | ==Likes==
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− | *[[Zelda]]
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− | *[[Impa]]
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− | *[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]]'s games
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− | **[[Sonic X]]
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− | *[[SEGA|Sega]] Genesis
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− | *[[Xbox 360]]
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− | *[[Nintendo]] [[Wii]]
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− | *The Philips CD-i
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− | *[[Atari 2600]]
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− | *Sega Dreamcast
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− | *[[PS3]] (Doesn't have one though.)
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− | *[[Gwonam]]
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− | *Bombs
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− | *Guns
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− | *[[Boobs|Tits]]
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− | *[[Boobs|Rubies]]
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− | *Consuming [[Octorok|rock-spitting terrestrial cephalopods.]]
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− | *[[Kiss|KISS.]]
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− | ==Dislikes==
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− | *[[Doraemon]]
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− | *The Delilah Show
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− | *[[Chad Warden]]
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− | *[[Ronald McDonald]] (Hell, who doesn't?)
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− | *The [[Nintendo|Chintendo]] [[Wii|Vii]]
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− | *Spoons
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− | ==Memorable Quotes==
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− | {{poopquote|Link|...}}
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− | {{poopquote|Link|I won!}}
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− | {{poopquote|Link|Gee! It sure is boring around here!}}
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− | {{poopquote|Link|What are all those [[Head|heads]]?}}
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− | {{poopquote|Link|I guess I better get going!}}
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− | {{poopquote|Link|I'm so hungry, I could eat an octorok!}}
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− | {{poopquote|Link|Great! I'll grab my stuff!}}
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− | {{poopquote|Link|Hey! Exc''uuuuuu''se me, Princess!}}
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− | {{poopquote|Link|I can't wait to bomb some dodongos!}}
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− | {{poopquote|Link|That old [[King Harkinian|King]] is [[no]] match [[for]] [[Ganon]]!}}
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− | {{poopquote|Link|I just wonder what [[Ganon]]'s up to.}}
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− | {{poopquote|Link|Golly!}}
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− | {{poopquote|Link|It's a Gohma!}}
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− | {{poopquote|Link|(Hey,) EXCUUUUUUUUSE ME, Princess!}}
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− | {{poopquote|Link|Fine, jeez!}}
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− | {{poopquote|Link|[[Mysterious Black Dude|Remember me?]]}}
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− | {{poopquote|Link|I wish I could see what he was thinking right now.}}
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− | {{poopquote|Link|I just wonder what Bali's up to.}}
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− | {{poopquote|Link|Don't worry Princess, the cavalry's on the way.}}
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− | {{poopquote|Link|Looks like we're in trouble, princess! (Said in a [[African]]-like voice.)}}
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− | {{poopquote|Link|(After seeing the [[90's Kid]] using his [[Sega]] Genesis like a boombox.) I guess I better get rid of this [[Sega]]!}}
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− | {{poopquote|Link|That old King is EVIL!}}
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− | {{poopquote|Link|Has one and one consumption?}}
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− | {{poopquote|Link|It's quite an army of Heart.}}
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− | {{poopquote|Link|Oh [[Mah Boi|boy]]! I'm a boy!}}
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− | {{poopquote|Link|Don't talk shit, you didn't do anything!}}
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− | {{poopquote|Link|Fuck you, King! I'm on strike!}}
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− | {{poopquote|Link|I'm gay!}}
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− | {{poopquote|Link|That old Ganon's boring and the King is gay!}}
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− | {{poopquote|Link|When I'm crouching, you can make me do the duck walk!}}
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− | {{poopquote|Link|You wanna fight, fat boy?! I'll piss on your head!}}
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− | {{poopquote|Link|What happened?}}
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− | {{poopquote|Link|Great!}}
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− | [[Image:Link.jpg|right|thumb|Link's older brother, Link.]]
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− | [[Image:Link_FEMALE.jpg|thumb|[[Homer Simpson|Stupid sexy female Link.]]]] | |
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− | ==Trivia==
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− | *Link is part Saiyan, or part [[Nazi|Aryan]]. Same thing.
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− | *Has been reincarnated multiple times, and is rumored to be the next Dalai Lama.
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− | *Link plays Young Cosette in the musical "Les CD-i".
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− | *Used to be the Best Wii Player of Koridai, but was eventually beaten by [[M. Bison]].
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− | *His worst enemy is not Ganon, but actually the Scatman, who tries to crucify him.
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− | *Even though he is a [[Nintendo]] character, he wants a [[Playstation 3]] because he claims he "can't use the [[[Wii]]'s] controller."
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− | *He got a job at Gwonam's restaurant, [[Squadala Burger]], in an attempt to earn money to buy a PlayStation 3. It didn't work out because no one came to the restaurant wanting burgers.
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− | *Had a short-lived career as the guitarist of the [[Fish|Zora]] band ''The Indigo-Go's'' until the other band members discovered he actually stole the identity of the true guitarist, then deceased.
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− | *According to [[Screwattack]], Link's [[sword]] ''[[Gwonam|is enough]]'' for him after all, because his sword was added to their Armory.
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− | *Also, like [[Darth Vader]], Yoda, and The Apprentice appearing in Soulcalibur IV, Link also appeared in Soulcalibur II (Along with Spawn and [[Heihachi Mishima]] of the [[Tekken]] series, but they never met each other, as they all appeared in different versions of the game, Link in the GameCube version.). Another interesting note is that Link and Yoshimitsu <s>have</s> had the same voice actor.
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− | *His younger self likes to drink a whole bottle of milk while fighting in Super Smash Bros. Melee.
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− | *Once got a hug from Cremia. He enjoyed it greatly.
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− | *Can't use a crossbow for shit, so he uses the Wii Zapper.
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− | *When his head detaches from his body, he transforms into the fabled "Link's Floating Head of Benevolence".
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− | *One time, he went to face Ganon with just ''[[bombs]]''! Guess [[Gwonam]] was [[wrong]] about his [[sword]] after all.
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− | *When Link skydives, he's usually shown shocked at what's actually ''above'' him!
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− | *When the King once demanded Link to take his damn clothes off, he accepted his proposal. You can see him naked [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz3rcmH57A8 right here.]
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− | *{\[[King Harkinian]] often asks Link to scrub all the floors in [[Hyrule]], or else he is taken away to [[the pit]]. However, Link enjoys this because the pit is apparently filled with [[lotsa spaghetti]].
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− | *He bombed the V of Doom with a C4 disguised as a Virtual Boy Controller.
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− | [[Category:Characters - Appears in The Legend of Zelda]]
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− | [[Category:Characters - Appears in Link: The Faces of Evil]]
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