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|name=Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa | |name=Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa | ||
|image=Gopherbash_0006.jpg | |image=Gopherbash_0006.jpg | ||
− | |shows= | + | |shows=Super Mario World |
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|sex=Yes, please. | |sex=Yes, please. | ||
|noaddsex=yes | |noaddsex=yes | ||
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|occupation=Man-whore/Nazi | |occupation=Man-whore/Nazi | ||
|nationality= | |nationality= | ||
− | |cast= | + | |cast= |
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+ | '''Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa''' (B. 1973) is one of [[King Koopa]]'s sons. | ||
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===Personality=== | ===Personality=== | ||
− | You know it's | + | You know it's Cheatsy if he's... |
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+ | * Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall | ||
+ | * Telling Monty Moles to stand there | ||
+ | * Hanging out with a Koopa with a pink shell with sunglasses named [[Bully]] | ||
+ | * He is a poseur | ||
+ | * His erection lasts more than 4 hours | ||
+ | * Humping football players | ||
+ | * Raping the floor | ||
+ | * Eavesdropping | ||
+ | *Saying "[[Cum]]" over and over | ||
+ | {{VidCaption|4ZO-f0BKY3U|Cheatsy's execution in his past life.}} | ||
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+ | == Trivia == | ||
− | * | + | *The cheatsy life is lots of fun. LOTS OF FUN. |
− | * | + | *His cum apprently looks and feels like snow. |
− | * | + | *He claims that he can lick his elbow. This has not yet been proven. |
− | * | + | *He appears to have been working with [[Hitler|Adolf Hitler]]. |
− | * | + | *Cheatsy's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association). |
− | * | + | *He has lung cancer and prostate cancer, as well as bladder control problems. |
− | * | + | *He is a reincarnated Hauptsturmführer (Captain) of the [[Nazi|SS]] that was hanged at the end of WWII by [[Polish]] [[soldier|troops]]. |
− | * | + | *Is currently a follower of the [[Yoshi#Legal_Issues_.26_Politics|Yoshi regime]]. |
− | * | + | *Owner of the Chillton Hotel, which is built in a mine full of ice. |
− | * | + | *Has been accused of raping [[The Princess]] at his Koopa Hotel (The Chilton Hotel). But come on, who wouldn't want to rape her? |
− | [[ | + | *He once saw his sister, [[Kootie Pie]] having [[sex]] with [[Luigi|Castonova Koopa]], he is currently in therapy because of it. |
− | [[ | + | *His favourite cl[[ass]] in [[Team Fortress 2]] is the [[Spy]]. |
==Dislikes== | ==Dislikes== | ||
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*[[Lemmy]] | *[[Lemmy]] | ||
*[[Communists]] (much to Lemmy's dismay) | *[[Communists]] (much to Lemmy's dismay) | ||
− | * | + | *Jews |
*Non-aryans | *Non-aryans | ||
*The fact that he wasn't in any [[Mario]] sports game but Monty Mole was. | *The fact that he wasn't in any [[Mario]] sports game but Monty Mole was. | ||
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==Liked By== | ==Liked By== | ||
*[[King Koopa]] | *[[King Koopa]] | ||
− | *[[Ludwig | + | *[[Kooky|Ludwig]] |
− | *[[Adolf Hitler]] | + | *[[Hitler|Adolf Hitler]] |
*[[Fat|Benito Mussolini]] | *[[Fat|Benito Mussolini]] | ||
*[[Nazi|The National Social German Worker's Party]] | *[[Nazi|The National Social German Worker's Party]] | ||
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==Disliked By== | ==Disliked By== | ||
*Let's just say everyone else and call it a day | *Let's just say everyone else and call it a day | ||
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==Memorable Quotes== | ==Memorable Quotes== | ||
− | *AT LAST! My time has | + | *IYAAAAAAAARGH! |
+ | *AT LAST! My time has [[Cum|CUM]]! | ||
*That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble. | *That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble. | ||
*I am the [[Spy|emperor of eavesdropping]]! | *I am the [[Spy|emperor of eavesdropping]]! | ||
− | *Don't just help him! STAND THERE! | + | *[[Retard|Don't just help him! STAND THERE!]] |
*GET HIM DOWN!! NOW!!! | *GET HIM DOWN!! NOW!!! | ||
*You think those Dodos would've learned from me! | *You think those Dodos would've learned from me! | ||
+ | *...Dissiz Bahddurdan BAAHD-DAAHD! | ||
*The only way you guys are gonna save the egg is by shopping at the Koopamart! | *The only way you guys are gonna save the egg is by shopping at the Koopamart! | ||
*Take these prisoners to the dungeon, while we decide what to do with Mr. Koopa's Neighborhood. | *Take these prisoners to the dungeon, while we decide what to do with Mr. Koopa's Neighborhood. | ||
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[[Category:Royal Characters]] | [[Category:Royal Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Evil Characters]] | [[Category:Evil Characters]] | ||
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