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{{char}}[[Category:Characters - Male]]{{CharBox
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{{CharBox
 
|name=Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa
 
|name=Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa
|image=Gopherbash_0006.jpg
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|image=
|shows=Super Mario Brothers 3, The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, Super Mario World
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|shows=Super Mario World
|noaddshows=yes
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|sex=Male
|sex=Yes, please.
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|age=
|noaddsex=yes
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|occupation=
|dob={{Birth|1980}}
 
|occupation=Man-whore/Nazi
 
 
|nationality=
 
|nationality=
|cast=James Rankin (AoSMB3, SMW cartoon), [[Lemmy Koopa|Lan]][[Wendy O. Koopa|i Min]][[Morton Koopa Jr.|ella]] (New SMB [[Wii]])
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}}{{char}}
  
 
'''Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa''' is one of [[King Koopa]]'s sons.
 
'''Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa''' is one of [[King Koopa]]'s sons.
  
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==Personality==
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[[Image:Gopherbash_0006.jpg|thumb|Cheatsy's appearance.]]
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You know it's Cheatsy if he's...
  
===Personality===
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* Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall
You know it's Larry if he's...
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* Telling Monty Moles to stand there
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* Hanging out with a Koopa with a pink shell with sunglasses named [[Roy Koopa|Roy]]
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* He is a poser
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* His erection lasts more than 4 hours
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* Humping football players
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* Raping the floor
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* Eavesdropping
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*Saying "[[Cum]]" over and over
  
*Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall.
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== Trivia ==
*Telling Monty Moles to stand there.
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*Hanging out with a Koopa with a <s>pink</s> purple shell with sunglasses named [[Roy Koopa]].
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*The cheatsy life is lots of fun.(LOTS OF FUN!)
*He is a poseur.
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*Cheatsy has a cum fetish.
*His erection lasts more than 4 hours.
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*Wants to destroy some grandma.
*Humping football players.
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*His cum apprently looks and feels like snow.
*Raping the floor.
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*He claims that he can lick his elbow. This has not yet been proven.
*Eavesdropping
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*He appears to have been working with [[Hitler|Adolf Hitler]].
*Saying "[[Cum]]" over and over.
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*He does not like Jews.
*Gushing about his shiny eyelids.
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*Cheatsy's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association).
[[Image:1190422-larrykoopa_large-1-.jpg‎|thumb|Larry , after taking a little boy's last dime.]]
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*He has lung cancer and prostate cancer, as well as bladder control problems.
[[Image:Av-3230.gif|frame|right|Larry being stupid and happy.]]
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*Is currently a follower of the [[Yoshi#Legal_Issues_.26_Politics|Yoshi regime]].
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*Owner of the Chillton Hotel, which is built in a mine full of ice. He doesn't put up lights just to be [[gay]].
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*Has been accused of raping [[The Princess]] at his Koopa Hotel (The Chilton Hotel). But come on, who wouldn't want to rape her?
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*He is also a [[Nazi]], much to [[Kooky|Ludwig's]] delight, and [[Hip|Lemmy]]'s dismay.
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==Dislikes==
 
==Dislikes==
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*Some grandma
 
*Some grandma
 
*[[The Princess]]
 
*[[The Princess]]
*The Cave People
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*[[The Cave People]]
 
*[[Bowser Jr]]
 
*[[Bowser Jr]]
*[[Lemmy]]
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*[[Communists]] (much to Lemmy's dismay)
 
*[[Jews]]
 
*Non-aryans
 
*The fact that he wasn't in any [[Mario]] sports game but Monty Mole was.
 
  
 
==Liked By==
 
==Liked By==
*[[King Koopa]]
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*[[Bowser]]
*[[Ludwig Von Koopa]]
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*[[Kooky|Ludwig von Koopa]]
*[[Adolf Hitler]]
 
*[[Fat|Benito Mussolini]]
 
*[[Nazi|The National Social German Worker's Party]]
 
*[[Captain Falcon|Shigeru Miyamoto]] [[enough]] to be in New Super Mario Bros. Wii.
 
  
 
==Disliked By==
 
==Disliked By==
*Let's just say everyone else and call it a day
 
  
== Trivia ==
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*The Mario Brothers
*The cheatsy life is lots of fun. LOTS OF FUN.
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*[[The Princess]]
*His cum apprently looks and feels like snow.
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*[[Cum]] (Kingdom)
*He claims that he can lick his elbow. This has not yet been proven.
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*Julius Ceaser
*He appears to have been working with [[Hitler|Adolf Hitler]].
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*John Lennon
*He is the Emperor of Eavesdropping, a title he obtained in 1984 at the age of 4, after the previous Emperor of Eavesdropping [[die]]d of unknown causes.
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*Santa Claus
*Larry's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association).
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*Charlie Chaplin
*He has lung cancer and [[Ass|Prostate Cancer]], as well as bladder control problems.
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*Adam West
*He is a reincarnated Hauptsturmführer (Captain) of the [[Nazi|SS]] that was hanged at the end of WWII by [[Polish]] [[soldier|troops]].
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*GEICO Insurance Co.
*Is currently a follower of the [[Yoshi#Legal_Issues_.26_Politics|Yoshi regime]].
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*Czar Ivan the Terrable
**If the regime takes power, he shall have the position of First Lord of the Treasury.
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*Mushroom Kingdom
*Owner of the Chillton Hotel, which is built in a mine full of ice.
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*[[Bowser Jr]]
*Has been accused of raping [[The Princess]] at his Koopa Hotel (The Chilton Hotel). But come on, who wouldn't want to rape her?
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*[[Oogtar]]
*He once saw his sister, [[Wendy O.]] having [[sex]] with [[Luigi|Casanova Koopa]]. He is currently in therapy because of it.
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*Every Member of The Beatles
*His favourite cl[[ass]] in [[Team Fortress 2]] is the [[Spy]].
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*Verizon
*He can't tell the difference between [[Luigi]] and [[Weegee]].
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*[[The Kool Aid Guy]]
*Owns the [[Mario Kart|Electrodrome]], an electronic dance club.
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*[[Tails]]
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*[[Toad]]
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*Smokey, The "Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires" Bear
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*[[Weird Al Yankovic]]
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*[[Iron Maiden]]
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*[[Dethklok]]
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*[[Metallica]]
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*Everyone who's on or used to be on [[Insane Clown Posse|Psychocathic Records]]
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*[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]]
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*Esham The Unholy
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*Project Born
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*Twiztid
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*The R.O.C.
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*Blaze Ya Dead Homie
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*Anybody Killa (ABK)
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*Boondox
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*Dark Lotus
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*DJ Clay
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*The Psychopathic Rydas
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*Motown Rage
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*System of A Down
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*The Beach Boys
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*[[Bono]] of U2
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*[[Phil Collins]]
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*[[Tyrannosaurus Alan]]
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*[[George Volcano]]
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*Jews
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*[[Mama Luigi]]
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*[[Stone Luigi]]
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*[[Fat Mario]]
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*[[Retard Luigi]]
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*[[Wizardheimer]]
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*[[Froggo]]
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*Pakistanis
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*Osama Bin Laden
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*[[Borat]]
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*[[George Bush]]
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*Richard Nixon
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*[[Yoshkins]]
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*The Weather Channel
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*[[Hilary Clinton]]
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*[[Bill O'Reilly]]
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*Sacramento
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*CNN
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*Surfers
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*Old Man Winter
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*Box Companies
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*Houston, TX
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*[[Obama]]
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*[[Arnold Schwarzanagger]]
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*Indians
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*Canadians
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*The French
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*Germans
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*The Czech Republic
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*England
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*The Clash
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*Sammy Davis Jr & The Rat Pack
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*Russians
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*Street Performers
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*State Farm Insurance
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*Progressive
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*ITT Tech
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*Californians
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*Grandmas all over the world (especially [[You|your]] grandma & [[You|my]] grandma).
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*Freddy
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*Richard
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*[[Dan Hibiki]]
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*Let's just say everyone and call it a day
  
 
==Memorable Quotes==
 
==Memorable Quotes==
  
*AT LAST! My time has come!
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*IYAAAAAAAARGH!
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*AT LAST! My time has [[Cum|CUM]]!
 
*That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble.
 
*That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble.
*I am the [[Spy|emperor of eavesdropping]]!
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*I am the emperor of evesdroping!
*Don't just help him! STAND THERE!
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*[[Retard|Don't just help him! STAND THERE!]]
 
*GET HIM DOWN!! NOW!!!
 
*GET HIM DOWN!! NOW!!!
 
*You think those Dodos would've learned from me!
 
*You think those Dodos would've learned from me!
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*...Dissiz Bahddurdan BAAHD-DAAHD!
 
*The only way you guys are gonna save the egg is by shopping at the Koopamart!
 
*The only way you guys are gonna save the egg is by shopping at the Koopamart!
*Take these prisoners to the dungeon, while we decide what to do with Mr. Koopa's Neighborhood.
 
[[Image:Superpeach-larry1a-1-.gif‎|right]]
 
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