Editing Lamp Oil

One of the three items [[Morshu]] offers you. [[Link]] would rather start fires by bombing some [[Dodongo|dodongos]], even though the exploded innards provides [[dinner]], not fire.
[[Image:lampoil.jpg|thumb|Morshu also sells scented [[lampoil]]]]
=Used for...=
*Burning stuff down
*[[Emo Luigi|Ingesting because you want to commit suicide]]
*Adding extra 'boom' power to your [[bomb|bombs]]
*Adding extra 'boom' power to [[bomb|just about anything that explodes]]
*Adding more fire power to fire
*Adding a fresh scent in the air ([[Robotnik]] was told by [[Sonic]] that it was [[penis]] lotion, and that if you set it on fire, it'll work. [[Robotnik]] did so. Surprisingly, [[Robotnik|Robotnik's]] [[penis]] was not effected due to all of the [[sex|penis exercises]] he's been doing. "I HATE [[Sonic|THAT HEDGEHOG]]!" he said afterwards.)
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+One of the three items [[Morshu]] offers you. [[Link]] would rather start fires by bombing some [[Dodongo|dodongos]], even though the exploded innards provides [[dinner]], not fire.
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+[[Image:lampoil.jpg|thumb|Morshu also sells scented [[lampoil]]]]
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+=Used for...=
-|image=lamp_oil.jpg
+*Burning stuff down
-|caption=Not to be mistaken for [[Volvic Revive]].
+*[[Emo Luigi|Ingesting because you want to commit suicide]]
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+*Adding extra 'boom' power to your [[bomb|bombs]]
-|use=See below.
+*Adding extra 'boom' power to [[bomb|just about anything that explodes]]
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+*Adding more fire power to fire
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+*Adding a fresh scent in the air ([[Robotnik]] was told by [[Sonic]] that it was [[penis]] lotion, and that if you set it on fire, it'll work. [[Robotnik]] did so. Surprisingly, [[Robotnik|Robotnik's]] [[penis]] was not effected due to all of the [[sex|penis exercises]] he's been doing. "I HATE [[Sonic|THAT HEDGEHOG]]!" he said afterwards.)
-One of the three items [[Morshu]] offers you. Lamp oil exists as fuel for lamps, an extremely old form of lighting. They can also cause [[Fire|fires]], but [[Link]] would rather start fires by [[Bomb|bombing]] some [[dodongo]]s, even though the exploded innards provides [[dinner]], not fire.
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-[[Image:lampoil.jpg|thumb|Morshu also sells scented [[Lamp Oil]]]]
-=History=
-Lamps are based on torches; something you can hold to contain fire and not get burned. Lamps use a fuel (most commonly lamp oil) to last longer. The first lamp oil came from the fat of animals, such as whales.
-=Used For...=
-*Burning stuff down.
-*[[Emo Luigi|Ingesting because you want to commit]] [[suicide]].
-*Adding extra 'boom' power to your [[bomb|bombs.]]
-*Adding extra 'boom' power to [[bomb|just about anything that explodes.]]
-*Inspiring some Black-Eyed Peas songs.
-*Adding more fire power to fire.
-*Adding a fresh scent in the air (depending on which kind). ([[Robotnik]] was told by [[Sonic]] that it was [[penis]] lotion, and that if you set it on fire, it'll work. [[Robotnik]] did so. Surprisingly, [[PENIS|Robotnik's penis]] was not effected due to all of the [[Masturbation|penis exercises]] he's been doing. "I HATE [[Sonic|THAT HEDGEHOG]]!" he said afterwards.)
-*An excuse to kill whales.
-[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]
-=Goes Great With=
-*[[Bomb|Bombs]]
-*[[Rope]]
-*Lamps (Obviously.)
-=People That Have Or Use Lamp Oil=
-* [[Morshu]]
-* [[Link]]
-* [[Zelda]]
-=Trivia=
-* Lamp oil is forbidden in [[Ganon]]'s lair.
-* [[Futurama|Mobile Dick]] is the biggest producer of whale oil, which is often used as lamp oil.
-* Thanks to a lamp oil spill off of Hyrulian shores, lamp oil prices have dramatically risen recently. ''Koridian Petroleum'' (KP) is working to clean up the mess but so far hasn't done much.
-[[Image:LMAP.jpg|thumb|left|Unfortunately, not all lamps are required to have lamp oil nowadays. :(]]
-[[Category:CD-i]]