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− | '''King K. Rool''' (pronounced | + | ===In Brief=== |
− | + | '''King K. Rool''' (pronounced Kuh-Rule) is a fat stupid crocodile who is [[Donkey Kong]]'s archenemy. His ambition in life is to get into ''[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]'', and is still trying to do despite the game being out already. Apparently, he was excluded because of his [[I.M. Meen (character)|hatred]] of news, calls and tyranny before tomorrow, and his refusal to return the [[Banana Cream Pie]] when DK asked for it. He also longs to have the [[Krystal|Crystal]] Coconut because he believes it will make him the richest man in the world. | |
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+ | ===In Youtube Poop=== | ||
+ | He's the main [[Evil|villain]] in the [[Donkey Kong Country]] TV show, in which DK is obviously the hero. This version of him is what gets used the most, particularly some of his [[LUIGI WINDS A TOY WHILE I PLAY UNFITTING MUSIC|musical]] numbers (lower right). | ||
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− | ==Personality== | + | ===Personality=== |
+ | It is known that he is very fond of lies and fibs, cheats and steals, and his treacherous villainy makes him squeal. What isn't known is why he wanted to steal DK's banana hoard in the first place. He has stated himself, "I don't even like bananas". Perhaps the [[Prostate_Cancer|cancerous]] tumor in his one eye has been getting to his brain, too. | ||
− | + | And what exactly is he king of? If he's a king already, why is he always portrayed as some random guy who tries to steal stuff? Well, [[Me|I]] suppose he is king of the Kremlings and Kremling Island. But that still begs the question of why he wanted to steal some monkey's bananas. Perhaps he seeks the desperate [[Sex|pleasure]] of shoving 1000+ [[dildos|bananas]] into his [[Ass|ass]] at once. Or maybe it's just because he wants to rule the Kong family by stealing all of their bananas. Definently one of the two choices here. | |
− | + | ===Likes=== | |
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*Himself | *Himself | ||
*Anything that praises him. | *Anything that praises him. | ||
+ | *[[Nazi|Nazism]] | ||
*A mean and green scaly sheen. | *A mean and green scaly sheen. | ||
*Treacherous Villainy | *Treacherous Villainy | ||
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*Singing | *Singing | ||
*Making [[Donkey Kong]] learn lessons. | *Making [[Donkey Kong]] learn lessons. | ||
− | *Jumping around in circles, shouting "I'm a Nazi!" over and over again. | + | *Saying that he wants ''[[no]] news, no calls, and no tyranny until tomorrow.'' |
− | *Lies | + | *Making beeping music by holding up three of his fingers. |
+ | *Jumping around in circles, shouting "I'm a [[Nazi]]!" over and over again. | ||
+ | *Lies | ||
+ | *Fibs | ||
*Cheats | *Cheats | ||
− | *Steals | + | *Steals |
+ | *Steels | ||
+ | *Stealers | ||
+ | *The [[Pittsburgh]] Steelers | ||
*Squealing (Only when talkiong about his treachorous villainry.) | *Squealing (Only when talkiong about his treachorous villainry.) | ||
*Committing [[Vice City|Vice]]s | *Committing [[Vice City|Vice]]s | ||
*Never Tipping | *Never Tipping | ||
− | *Butting in lines. | + | *[[Ass|Butting]] in lines. |
*Never cleaning the dishes. (Infact, it suits him fine.) | *Never cleaning the dishes. (Infact, it suits him fine.) | ||
*Being such a sleaze. | *Being such a sleaze. | ||
− | *Allowing [[Scratch|someone]] to suck his dick. | + | *Allowing [[Scratch|someone]] to suck his [[dick]]. |
− | *Anything in his arse, other than | + | *Anything in his [[Ass|arse]], other than boots. |
*[[Baseball]] | *[[Baseball]] | ||
*Boxing as a giant. | *Boxing as a giant. | ||
− | *The Crystal Coconut | + | *The [[Krystal|Crystal]] Coconut |
− | *Trying to steal the | + | *Trying to steal the [[Krystal|Crystal]] Coconut. |
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− | ==Dislikes== | + | ===Dislikes=== |
*Donkey Kong | *Donkey Kong | ||
− | *Any other type of Kong. ( | + | *Any other type of Kong. (Though it is unknown what he thinks of King Kong.) |
− | *[[Bananas]] | + | *[[Bananas]] |
*People with the nerve to walk in HIS shoes! (The strange thing is that [[no|he doesn't wear any shoes!]]) | *People with the nerve to walk in HIS shoes! (The strange thing is that [[no|he doesn't wear any shoes!]]) | ||
− | *Boots in the arse (like to the right at 4:44). | + | *[[You]] |
+ | *[[Gay|Soccer]]/[[Ass]] Football | ||
+ | *Losing his boxing matches as a giant due to miniature versions of the [[Donkey Kong|DK family.]] | ||
+ | *Boots in the [[ass|arse]] (like to the right at 4:44). | ||
*Basically anything that isn't himself. | *Basically anything that isn't himself. | ||
*News | *News | ||
*Calls | *Calls | ||
− | *Tyranny before tomorrow | + | *Tyranny before tomorrow |
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− | ==Skills== | + | ===Skills=== |
− | He has a knack for taking things that don't belong to him, and getting beat up by [[You|smelly apes]] | + | He has a knack for taking things that don't belong to him, and getting beat up by [[You|smelly apes]]. |
− | ==Quotes== | + | ===Quotes=== |
*WHY NOT?!?!? | *WHY NOT?!?!? | ||
*I'M A NAZI! I'M A NAZI!!! | *I'M A NAZI! I'M A NAZI!!! | ||
− | *TO THE MINE CART | + | *TO THE MINE CART |
*I'LL STOCKPILE HUNDREDS! THOUSANDS! | *I'LL STOCKPILE HUNDREDS! THOUSANDS! | ||
− | *BEAT MY MEAN AND GREEN AND SCALY COCK | + | *BEAT MY MEAN AND GREEN AND SCALY COCK |
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+ | {{DEFAULTSORT:King K. Rool}} | ||
[[Category:Evil Characters]] | [[Category:Evil Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Video Game Characters]] | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
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[[Category:Royal Characters]] | [[Category:Royal Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Fat Characters]] | [[Category:Fat Characters]] | ||
− | [[Category: | + | [[Category:Gay Characters]] |
+ | [[Category:Nazis]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Dicks]] | ||
[[Category:Nintendo Characters]] | [[Category:Nintendo Characters]] | ||
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