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[[Image:JSMNJAFR_004_0001.jpg|thumb|Right|Jafar giving a perverted look at his own page]] | [[Image:JSMNJAFR_004_0001.jpg|thumb|Right|Jafar giving a perverted look at his own page]] | ||
==Basic info== | ==Basic info== | ||
| − | Jafar is a | + | Jafar is a Terrorist who comes from Agrabah. |
| − | He | + | He make weird faces all the time and likes to hurt animals, specially his pet parrot and lover Iago, by crushing a moving wall on them. |
He once became very powerful and wants [[Mama Luigi]] dead and wants [[TREE]] to be the punishment. | He once became very powerful and wants [[Mama Luigi]] dead and wants [[TREE]] to be the punishment. | ||
| + | He has traveled dimensions and time while mighty morphin into [[Gay Jafar]], [[Lamp Jaffar]] and [[Hag Jafar]]. | ||
He built his own personal planet by taking [[Volvic Revive]], [[The Great Mighty Poo|shit]], and [[Dr Rabbit]]´s ass mixing them with [[Anti-Uctions]] previouly digested by [[Kenshiro]]. | He built his own personal planet by taking [[Volvic Revive]], [[The Great Mighty Poo|shit]], and [[Dr Rabbit]]´s ass mixing them with [[Anti-Uctions]] previouly digested by [[Kenshiro]]. | ||
| + | Also known as a pedophile and a serial raper. | ||
He is also one of [[Gwonam]]´s brothers. | He is also one of [[Gwonam]]´s brothers. | ||
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*[[Iago]] | *[[Iago]] | ||
*Power | *Power | ||
| − | *Harming harmless animals | + | *Harming harmless animals |
| − | + | *Making weird facial expressions | |
| − | *Making weird facial expressions | + | *[[Ganon]]´s opera |
| − | *[[Ganon]]´s | + | *Touching little kids |
| − | *Touching little kids | + | *The cave of [[Uctions]] |
| − | + | *Shoving Crackers up [[Iago]]´s ass | |
| − | *The | + | *Changing forms |
| − | *Shoving | + | *Challenging [[LULZ Sora]] at making retarded faces |
| − | *Changing | + | *Demanding the Sultan to make Jasmine marry [[The Bagel]] |
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| − | *Challenging [[LULZ Sora]] at making retarded faces | ||
| − | *Demanding the Sultan to make Jasmine marry | ||
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[[Image:Jafar1.PNG |thumb|Right|Jafar on a polluted Thursday afternoon]] | [[Image:Jafar1.PNG |thumb|Right|Jafar on a polluted Thursday afternoon]] | ||
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*The Police | *The Police | ||
*[[Mama Luigi]] | *[[Mama Luigi]] | ||
| − | *The Street Rats | + | *[[The Street Rats]] |
*[[Sora]] | *[[Sora]] | ||
| − | *[[Nostalgia Critic|The Nostalgia Critic]] (For rating him so low on the list of best Disney | + | *[[Nostalgia Critic|The Nostalgia Critic]] (For rating him so low on the list of best Disney villans.) |
*Nuclear explosions | *Nuclear explosions | ||
==Legal issues== | ==Legal issues== | ||
| − | As mentioned before, Jafar is a serial | + | As mentioned before, Jafar is a serial raper, a pedophile and a terrorist who uses Boomaga 99 spells to make havoc. |
He once managed to molest [[Sora]] while he was whacking Heartless in Agrabah. Sora shoved his [[keeblayd]] up Jafar´s ass in the aftermath as revenge. | He once managed to molest [[Sora]] while he was whacking Heartless in Agrabah. Sora shoved his [[keeblayd]] up Jafar´s ass in the aftermath as revenge. | ||
A trial is still to be held and Jafar´s [[ass]] still hurts. | A trial is still to be held and Jafar´s [[ass]] still hurts. | ||
==Death== | ==Death== | ||
| − | A few days after Jafar finished his homemade planet, [[Sora]] together with his gang, The Street Rats, destroyed his planet with a nuclear laser which killed every life form on it, including Jafar. | + | A few days after Jafar finished his homemade planet, [[Sora]] together with his gang,[[The Street Rats]], destroyed his planet with a nuclear laser which killed every life form on it, including Jafar. |
| − | It is rumored that he had eaten a green mushroom just before that so he will be coming back from | + | It is rumored that he had eaten a green mushroom just before that so he will be coming back from the Pit. |
== Quotes == | == Quotes == | ||
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*"GET THE POINT?" | *"GET THE POINT?" | ||
*"awww Iago" | *"awww Iago" | ||
| − | *"[[Die|DEATH]] | + | *"by beheading" |
| − | + | *"[[Die|DEATH]]" | |
*"UCHINS" | *"UCHINS" | ||
*"POLLY WANTS A CRACKER!" | *"POLLY WANTS A CRACKER!" | ||
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*"Whoever has the gold makes the rules, *wheeeeze*" | *"Whoever has the gold makes the rules, *wheeeeze*" | ||
* *maniacal cackling and laughter* | * *maniacal cackling and laughter* | ||
| − | *" | + | *"GRANMA IS GONNA GRAB YA!" |
| − | *"That was invigorating | + | *"That was invigorating" |
*"And you my queeen, shall be defeated by a bunch of filthy strippers" | *"And you my queeen, shall be defeated by a bunch of filthy strippers" | ||
*"The Princess ''will'' marry [[Chad Warden]]!" | *"The Princess ''will'' marry [[Chad Warden]]!" | ||
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*"Indeed I will Princess!" | *"Indeed I will Princess!" | ||
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| − | [[Category: | + | [[Category: Pedophiles]] |
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