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|occupation=Librarian/[[Evil]] Madman | |occupation=Librarian/[[Evil]] Madman | ||
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[[Image:Meen.PNG|thumb|right|Watch out for raging Meen, SMARTY.]] | [[Image:Meen.PNG|thumb|right|Watch out for raging Meen, SMARTY.]] | ||
==Description== | ==Description== | ||
| − | '''I.M. Meen''' may very well be the worst librarian in the history of anything. The fact that his parents gave him a pun for a name likely didn't contribute. Meen absolutely despises kids, since he considers them "goody-goodies", and they always catch him whenever he starts getting intimate with his book "upstairs". Thus, whenever he sees children in his library, he throws a hissy fit despite the fact that there are customers present, and locks the kids in a labyrinth so he can have peace, and | + | '''I.M. Meen''' may very well be the worst librarian in the history of anything. The fact that his parents gave him a pun for a name likely didn't contribute. Meen absolutely despises kids, since he considers them "goody-goodies", and they always catch him whenever he starts getting intimate with his book "upstairs". Thus, whenever he sees children in his library, he throws a hissy fit despite the fact that there are customers present, and locks the kids in a labyrinth so he can have peace, and perhaps rape them later. He tells the media he captures children because smart children are more difficult to scare, but that's just to hide his dirty little secret. |
==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
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*Trapping those damned 'Goody Goodies' in his book | *Trapping those damned 'Goody Goodies' in his book | ||
*Being [[evil]] | *Being [[evil]] | ||
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*Torturing [[Gnorris]] | *Torturing [[Gnorris]] | ||
*Sears Roebuck and Co. | *Sears Roebuck and Co. | ||
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==Dislikes== | ==Dislikes== | ||
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*Batman: The Dark Knight Strikes Again (The sequel to Batman: The Dark Knight Returns.) | *Batman: The Dark Knight Strikes Again (The sequel to Batman: The Dark Knight Returns.) | ||
*Twilight | *Twilight | ||
| − | + | *The Presence (but he thinks it's better than Twilight) | |
| − | *The Presence ( | + | *[[The King]], that little CD-I prick |
| − | *[[The King]], that little CD-I prick | ||
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
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*"You can't win, bookworm! I... am the most powerful magician in the ''world''!!! And ''you're'' just a ''smartie''." | *"You can't win, bookworm! I... am the most powerful magician in the ''world''!!! And ''you're'' just a ''smartie''." | ||
*";_; Wretched child! [[You]]'ve ruined MY BEAUTIFUL LABYRINTH!!! Now you're going to ''PAY''!!!!!!!!!!" | *";_; Wretched child! [[You]]'ve ruined MY BEAUTIFUL LABYRINTH!!! Now you're going to ''PAY''!!!!!!!!!!" | ||
| + | *"GGRRRRRRRH, [[you]] are beginning to annoy me, you miserable little goody goody." | ||
*"Back into your cell, bookworm! Don't worry, I'm sure you'll escape again... in a hundred YEARS!!!!! (Evil & Mischevious Laughter)" | *"Back into your cell, bookworm! Don't worry, I'm sure you'll escape again... in a hundred YEARS!!!!! (Evil & Mischevious Laughter)" | ||
*"Better luck next time, bookworm! Of course there probably won't ''BE'' a next time!!! Ha! Ha! Ha-Ha-Ha!" | *"Better luck next time, bookworm! Of course there probably won't ''BE'' a next time!!! Ha! Ha! Ha-Ha-Ha!" | ||
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*"I hide what really is not great. The magic can be." | *"I hide what really is not great. The magic can be." | ||
[[Image:Rmlc9c.png|thumb|right|I.M. Meen laughs at your stupid ass for existing.]] | [[Image:Rmlc9c.png|thumb|right|I.M. Meen laughs at your stupid ass for existing.]] | ||
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*"Please read this book. I have a strange maze chatscripts open this book does not meet with Maine." | *"Please read this book. I have a strange maze chatscripts open this book does not meet with Maine." | ||
*"Great confusion and panic, my goal is to select the magic of the major complications. Many people are confused, my purpose Huwart disbanded in [[May]], the [[America|United States]], [[Detroit|Michigan]], is the magic of confusion." | *"Great confusion and panic, my goal is to select the magic of the major complications. Many people are confused, my purpose Huwart disbanded in [[May]], the [[America|United States]], [[Detroit|Michigan]], is the magic of confusion." | ||
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*"I will now do some [[Michael Jackson]]-esque dance moves, so that I might be able to bring him back from the '''dead''', because he does not deserve to die so soon!" | *"I will now do some [[Michael Jackson]]-esque dance moves, so that I might be able to bring him back from the '''dead''', because he does not deserve to die so soon!" | ||
*"Now, as I was saying, this ground piece of literature that I like to [[masturbate]] with because they make me so fucking [[horny|randy]] is manufactured to be purchased at the dandy book market." | *"Now, as I was saying, this ground piece of literature that I like to [[masturbate]] with because they make me so fucking [[horny|randy]] is manufactured to be purchased at the dandy book market." | ||
| − | *"However, this fine manuscript is never to be gazed, opened, or any other way to look inside; for as soon as those fucking rapscallions take a peek inside this manuscript; they will | + | *"However, this fine manuscript is never to be gazed, opened, or any other way to look inside; for as soon as those fucking rapscallions take a peek inside this manuscript; they will experiance a heavy suctioning whose like a black hole itself." |
| + | {{VidCaption|RhbN3zOBocg|Chaos ensues when I.M. Meen sings his favorite song.}} | ||
*"For the younglings will enter the most diabolical location they have ever laid their eyes on: the dark enchanting dungeon made by yours truly, Ignatious Mortimer Meen. All right, you fucking little runts; into the dungeon so I can molest you with my book. In you go now." | *"For the younglings will enter the most diabolical location they have ever laid their eyes on: the dark enchanting dungeon made by yours truly, Ignatious Mortimer Meen. All right, you fucking little runts; into the dungeon so I can molest you with my book. In you go now." | ||
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==Further Information== | ==Further Information== | ||
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*Meen's full name is [[Iggy|Ignatius]] Mortimer Meen. Honestly, it's [[no]] wonder why people want to call him I.M. Meen, including I.M. Meen himself. | *Meen's full name is [[Iggy|Ignatius]] Mortimer Meen. Honestly, it's [[no]] wonder why people want to call him I.M. Meen, including I.M. Meen himself. | ||
*He once decided to change his wardrobe from a purple colored evil guy suit to a brown colored evil guy suit. | *He once decided to change his wardrobe from a purple colored evil guy suit to a brown colored evil guy suit. | ||
| − | * | + | *He favorite metal song to sing to is "Puritania" by Dimmu Borgir. |
*Once starred in one of [[Evil|Action]] [[5]][[2]]'s games. In the game he starred in, he had to kill nonhumans and avoid falling in to a [[The Pit|pit]] of bald [[Dracula|vampire]] Elton Johns. To say that that was the lowest point of his career would be a ''huge'' understatement. | *Once starred in one of [[Evil|Action]] [[5]][[2]]'s games. In the game he starred in, he had to kill nonhumans and avoid falling in to a [[The Pit|pit]] of bald [[Dracula|vampire]] Elton Johns. To say that that was the lowest point of his career would be a ''huge'' understatement. | ||
*Sometimes laughs like an obnoxious little [[dick]]. | *Sometimes laughs like an obnoxious little [[dick]]. | ||
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*However, he cries if [[Gay Luigi]] calls him a [[:Category:Monsters|creepy]] [[cum]] [[Engineer|dispenser]]. | *However, he cries if [[Gay Luigi]] calls him a [[:Category:Monsters|creepy]] [[cum]] [[Engineer|dispenser]]. | ||
*He's a rare type of pedophile in which he has [[sex]] with children, but he hates them a lot. This is what we'd call a "pedophobiphile". | *He's a rare type of pedophile in which he has [[sex]] with children, but he hates them a lot. This is what we'd call a "pedophobiphile". | ||
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*Is rumored to be a distant cousin of [[I. Fleecem]] | *Is rumored to be a distant cousin of [[I. Fleecem]] | ||
**He does, though, have a confirmed clone, named Jay Leno. | **He does, though, have a confirmed clone, named Jay Leno. | ||
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*[[Dr. Doom]] recently teamed up with I.M. Meen in order for them to destroy their greatest enemies (I.M. Meen's being those Goody Goodies, while Dr. Doom has <s>the Fantastic [[Four]]</s> the Marvel Super Hero Squad (which he likes to call "Squadies").). | *[[Dr. Doom]] recently teamed up with I.M. Meen in order for them to destroy their greatest enemies (I.M. Meen's being those Goody Goodies, while Dr. Doom has <s>the Fantastic [[Four]]</s> the Marvel Super Hero Squad (which he likes to call "Squadies").). | ||
*When [[you]] open up his book you'll be sucking his [[cock]] instead! | *When [[you]] open up his book you'll be sucking his [[cock]] instead! | ||
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*When he becomes really angry or annoyed, I.M. Meen switches to his angry mental state called "The Angry Swede", where he insults and swears at whoever annoys him (particularly [[Gnorris]]) in a Swedish accent. He caught this mental state from hanging around [[Fat Mario]] too long. | *When he becomes really angry or annoyed, I.M. Meen switches to his angry mental state called "The Angry Swede", where he insults and swears at whoever annoys him (particularly [[Gnorris]]) in a Swedish accent. He caught this mental state from hanging around [[Fat Mario]] too long. | ||
| − | *Is the proud author of several books, including 'Hooray for Meen', ' | + | *Is the proud author of several books, including 'Hooray for Meen', 'Meen and the Temple of Gloom', 'Meenan the Barbarian', 'Meen Meets Count Dracula', 'Meen for President' and the greatest of them all, 'Meen's Fantastic Trip Right to the Middle of the Planet'. |
| − | *Earl P | + | *Earl P Sidebottom, a character in some shitty Canadian cartoon, attempted to steal Meen's act. Now he is considered [[The Irate Gamer]] to Meen's [[Angry Video Game Nerd]]. |
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[[Category:Evil Characters]] | [[Category:Evil Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Elderly Characters]] | [[Category:Elderly Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Video Game Characters]] | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
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| + | [[Category:Pedophiles]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Satanists]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Mentally Unstable]] | ||
