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|occupation=Librarian/[[Evil]] Madman | |occupation=Librarian/[[Evil]] Madman | ||
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[[Image:Meen.PNG|thumb|right|Watch out for raging Meen, SMARTY.]] | [[Image:Meen.PNG|thumb|right|Watch out for raging Meen, SMARTY.]] | ||
==Description== | ==Description== | ||
| − | '''I.M. Meen''' may very well be the worst librarian in the history of anything. The fact that his parents gave him a pun for a name likely didn't contribute. Meen absolutely despises kids, since he considers them "goody-goodies", and they always catch him whenever he starts getting intimate with his book "upstairs". Thus, whenever he sees children in his library, he throws a hissy fit despite the fact that there are customers present, and locks the kids in a labyrinth so he can have peace | + | '''I.M. Meen''' may very well be the worst librarian in the history of anything. The fact that his parents gave him a pun for a name likely didn't contribute. Meen absolutely despises kids, since he considers them "goody-goodies", and they always catch him whenever he starts getting intimate with his book "upstairs". Thus, whenever he sees children in his library, he throws a hissy fit despite the fact that there are customers present, and locks the kids in a labyrinth so he can have peace. |
==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
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*Trapping those damned 'Goody Goodies' in his book | *Trapping those damned 'Goody Goodies' in his book | ||
*Being [[evil]] | *Being [[evil]] | ||
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*Torturing [[Gnorris]] | *Torturing [[Gnorris]] | ||
*Sears Roebuck and Co. | *Sears Roebuck and Co. | ||
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==Dislikes== | ==Dislikes== | ||
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*[[Gay Luigi]] (For calling him a [[cum]] dispencer.) | *[[Gay Luigi]] (For calling him a [[cum]] dispencer.) | ||
*[[The Jonas Brothers]] (Especially since he considers one of them to still be a child.) | *[[The Jonas Brothers]] (Especially since he considers one of them to still be a child.) | ||
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
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*"Today's lesson is about the dangers of being too smart for your own good. I hope you're paying attention, bookworm!!" | *"Today's lesson is about the dangers of being too smart for your own good. I hope you're paying attention, bookworm!!" | ||
*"Lost? Frightened?! ''Confuuused?!?!'' '''GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!''' (Evil Laughter)" | *"Lost? Frightened?! ''Confuuused?!?!'' '''GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!''' (Evil Laughter)" | ||
| − | *"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, | + | *"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, There's a bookworm in the hall. BUT not for LOOO-OOOOOOOOONG!!! (Evil Laughs)" |
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*"Here's a rhyme for [[you]]. Ahem! I knew a little bookworm who tried to get away, until the friendly guardians persuaded him to ''stay''. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!" | *"Here's a rhyme for [[you]]. Ahem! I knew a little bookworm who tried to get away, until the friendly guardians persuaded him to ''stay''. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!" | ||
*"Still loose, little bookworm? Don't get used to it! My pets are closing in! (Evil Laughs)" | *"Still loose, little bookworm? Don't get used to it! My pets are closing in! (Evil Laughs)" | ||
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*"GGRRRRRRRH, [[You]] are beginning to annoy me, you miserable little goody goody." | *"GGRRRRRRRH, [[You]] are beginning to annoy me, you miserable little goody goody." | ||
*"You're tougher than you look, twerp! But I've still got some nasty tricks up my sleeve." | *"You're tougher than you look, twerp! But I've still got some nasty tricks up my sleeve." | ||
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*"You won't get far, you studious little [[Kootie Pie|BRAT!]] My pets will see to that. (Evil Laughs)" | *"You won't get far, you studious little [[Kootie Pie|BRAT!]] My pets will see to that. (Evil Laughs)" | ||
*"You can't win, bookworm! I... am the most powerful magician in the ''world''!!! And ''you're'' just a ''smartie''." | *"You can't win, bookworm! I... am the most powerful magician in the ''world''!!! And ''you're'' just a ''smartie''." | ||
*";_; Wretched child! [[You]]'ve ruined MY BEAUTIFUL LABYRINTH!!! Now you're going to ''PAY''!!!!!!!!!!" | *";_; Wretched child! [[You]]'ve ruined MY BEAUTIFUL LABYRINTH!!! Now you're going to ''PAY''!!!!!!!!!!" | ||
| + | *"GGRRRRRRRH, [[you]] are beginning to annoy me, you miserable little goody goody." | ||
*"Back into your cell, bookworm! Don't worry, I'm sure you'll escape again... in a hundred YEARS!!!!! (Evil & Mischevious Laughter)" | *"Back into your cell, bookworm! Don't worry, I'm sure you'll escape again... in a hundred YEARS!!!!! (Evil & Mischevious Laughter)" | ||
*"Better luck next time, bookworm! Of course there probably won't ''BE'' a next time!!! Ha! Ha! Ha-Ha-Ha!" | *"Better luck next time, bookworm! Of course there probably won't ''BE'' a next time!!! Ha! Ha! Ha-Ha-Ha!" | ||
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*"Wretched child! You've ruined my BEAUTIFUL penis!!! Now you're ''GAY''!!!!!!!!" | *"Wretched child! You've ruined my BEAUTIFUL penis!!! Now you're ''GAY''!!!!!!!!" | ||
*"[[shit|SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]] [[You]] [[may]] have outsmarted me this time, [[MexicanSunflower]], but (deepens voice) '''[[Arnold Schwarzenegger|I'll be back!!!]]'''" | *"[[shit|SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]] [[You]] [[may]] have outsmarted me this time, [[MexicanSunflower]], but (deepens voice) '''[[Arnold Schwarzenegger|I'll be back!!!]]'''" | ||
| − | *"Here's a rhyme for [[you]]. I knew a [[gay]] who ruined my [[ass|butt]]. [[You]] [[may]] have [[sex]], but never in a [[cunt]]!" | + | *"Here's a rhyme for [[you]]. Ahem, I knew a [[gay]] who ruined my [[ass|butt]]. [[You]] [[may]] have [[sex]], but never in a [[cunt]]!" |
*"My name is..." | *"My name is..." | ||
*"...From a [[sex]]ual kind of guy." | *"...From a [[sex]]ual kind of guy." | ||
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*"I hide what really is not great. The magic can be." | *"I hide what really is not great. The magic can be." | ||
[[Image:Rmlc9c.png|thumb|right|I.M. Meen laughs at your stupid ass for existing.]] | [[Image:Rmlc9c.png|thumb|right|I.M. Meen laughs at your stupid ass for existing.]] | ||
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*"Please read this book. I have a strange maze chatscripts open this book does not meet with Maine." | *"Please read this book. I have a strange maze chatscripts open this book does not meet with Maine." | ||
*"Great confusion and panic, my goal is to select the magic of the major complications. Many people are confused, my purpose Huwart disbanded in [[May]], the [[America|United States]], [[Detroit|Michigan]], is the magic of confusion." | *"Great confusion and panic, my goal is to select the magic of the major complications. Many people are confused, my purpose Huwart disbanded in [[May]], the [[America|United States]], [[Detroit|Michigan]], is the magic of confusion." | ||
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==Further Information== | ==Further Information== | ||
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*Meen's full name is [[Iggy|Ignatius]] Mortimer Meen. Honestly, it's [[no]] wonder why people want to call him I.M. Meen, including I.M. Meen himself. | *Meen's full name is [[Iggy|Ignatius]] Mortimer Meen. Honestly, it's [[no]] wonder why people want to call him I.M. Meen, including I.M. Meen himself. | ||
*He once decided to change his wardrobe from a purple colored evil guy suit to a brown colored evil guy suit. | *He once decided to change his wardrobe from a purple colored evil guy suit to a brown colored evil guy suit. | ||
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*Sometimes laughs like an obnoxious little [[dick]]. | *Sometimes laughs like an obnoxious little [[dick]]. | ||
*Is a bibliophile, but not in the traditional sense. | *Is a bibliophile, but not in the traditional sense. | ||
*In his frequent fits of blind rage, Meen has been known to subject [[Gnorris]] to a variety of gruesome sexual punishments. | *In his frequent fits of blind rage, Meen has been known to subject [[Gnorris]] to a variety of gruesome sexual punishments. | ||
| − | *However, he cries if [[Gay Luigi]] calls him a [[ | + | *However, he cries if [[Gay Luigi]] calls him a [[yes|creepy]] [[cum]] [[no|dispenser]]. |
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*Is rumored to be a distant cousin of [[I. Fleecem]] | *Is rumored to be a distant cousin of [[I. Fleecem]] | ||
**He does, though, have a confirmed clone, named Jay Leno. | **He does, though, have a confirmed clone, named Jay Leno. | ||
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[[Category:Evil Characters]] | [[Category:Evil Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Elderly Characters]] | [[Category:Elderly Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Video Game Characters]] | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
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