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[[Image:Freelance-Raws_The_Melancholy_of_Haruhi_Suzumiya_HARE_HARE_YUKAI_Full_Dance_704x396_WMV9_0001.jpg|thumb|right|THE FACE OF GOD]]
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'''Haruhi Suzumiya''' is a girl from Japan. She has the <s>unique</s> ability to create and destroy universes at will, but does not realize it. She also makes '''''very''''' loud noises and believes a large number of things are really well done. She has made many victims deaf, or commit [[Emo Luigi|suicide]]. She has to be stopped!
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|sex=Female
 
|age=16
 
|shows=The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
 
|occupation=High School Student/Deity
 
|nationality=Japanese
 
|cast=Aya Hirano, Wendee Lee
 
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'''Haruhi Suzumiya''' is an eccentric and lively girl from [[Japan]]. She has the astounding and dangerous ability to create and destroy universes at will, but is not allowed to know about it. She also makes '''''very''''' loud noises and believes a large number of things are really well done. She must be stopped. No matter the cost.
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Recently, she was hospitalized after being run over by Ironhide, putting a stop to her terror.
  
She is usually seen hanging around with [[Captpan6]] at the Honker Burger. One day, she was run over by a car, and is currently hospitalized.
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Cultural Heritage: Japanese (duh)
  
[[Image:Scream.jpg‎|thumb|right|IT'S REALLY WELL DONE]]
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Power Level: 0 [[Uctions]]
  
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[[Image:Scream.jpg‎|thumb|right|ITS REALLY WELL DONE]]
 
== Quotes ==
 
== Quotes ==
 
*"I'M THE MOST SPECIAL"
 
*"I'M THE MOST SPECIAL"
 
*"IT'S REALLY WELL DONE!"
 
*"IT'S REALLY WELL DONE!"
 
*"CANADA!"
 
*"CANADA!"
*"SCHLEP SCHLEP SCHLEP SCHLEP SCHLEP SCHLEP SCHLEP SCHLEP"
 
*"First off, I'm not interested in ordinary people."
 
*"I never thought MUGEN would be such a simple battle, we won too easily!""
 
*"The [[Hitler|commander]] is the SOS Brigade's holiest and most symbolic existence and cannot be desecrated!"
 
*"From now on, you're to swear absolute allegiance to me."
 
*"I want to challenge more skilled fighters!"
 
*"I am the supreme leader of the SOS Brigade, after all!"
 
  
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[[Image:Drunk Harhui.jpg‎|thumb|right|I really hope she's not as big of a bitch when she's drunk.]]
  
== In [[MUGEN]] ==
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==Trivia==
Haruhi is one of the most powerful characters in the game. At least in term of cheap A.I. In fact, she could be considered a boss of some sorts. Heck, her A.I. is so cheap, she has been able to MURDER 98% of someone's MUGEN roster.
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*Did you know that the anime she's in is an overrated pile of shit filled with mostly unlovable characters? [[Yes<!--What?! ;_;-->|It's true]]!
Her moveset is something to truly cringe at. Some of her moves include:
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*[[Captpan6]] and [[Deepercutt]] get massive boners over her.
*Traping you in the SOS Brigade logo and then drop-kicking you, which gets rid of half your health.
 
*Knocks you to the ground...and...does something to you.
 
*Her and [[Konata]] Grab you and drag you into a door, and take pictures of you and...uh...
 
*She uses her "fencing skills" on you.
 
*She summons one of her slaves
 
 
 
Oh! and all that footage to your right, that was taken using WATCH MODE.
 
 
 
 
 
[[Image:H1.gif|thumb|right|THATISNOTWHATITHINKITIS.]]
 
[[Image:H2.gif|thumb|right|One of her hyper attacks is PUTTING ON A BUNNY SUIT and using the power of rock.]]
 
[[Image:H3.gif|thumb|right|Remember how we said she was good at spamming? LOOK AT THE GIF!]]
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
[[Image:Drunk Harhui.jpg‎|thumb|right|I really hope she's not as big of a  when she's drunk.]]
 
[[Image:MostSpecial.jpg|thumb|left|Suzumiya's main competition for being the most special.]]
 
 
 
==Things to Note==
 
*Power Level: [[OVER 9000|9001]] [[Uctions]]
 
*Did you know that the anime she's in is an overrated pile of [[Poop|Poop]] with a deus ex machina filled story with more MacGuffins and unlikable characters then [[Naruto]]? Did you also know that [[youchew]] is the #1 Haruhi fansite despite this? [[Yes|It's true]]!
 
*[[Captpan6]] and [[Deepercutt]] get '''''massive''''' boners over her. That's nice, dearies.
 
 
*She has had a relationship with [[MetalAcid5]] as proven by pictures. This was short lived after a foursome gone wrong.
 
*She has had a relationship with [[MetalAcid5]] as proven by pictures. This was short lived after a foursome gone wrong.
 
*She is a slave owner.
 
*She is a slave owner.
*She is not to be confused with Haruhi Fujioka from ''[[Ouran High School Host Club]].''
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*Not to be confused with Haruhi Fujioka from ''[[Ouran High School Host Club]]'', who is a far better character.
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*She's also bisexual.
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*She's autistic.
 
*She's is into [[Poop|Coprophilia]].
 
*She's is into [[Poop|Coprophilia]].
*Whenever the Boob of Happiness is mentioned, she enters ALARM CLOCK MODE.
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*Just before she proclaims something as 'really well done', a man in audible distance of Haruhi will often cry, "Oooooh, shit!" in fear, before his ear drums are subsequently destroyed.
*Just before she proclaims something as "really well done", a man in audible distance of Haruhi will often cry, "Oooooh, !" in fear, before his ear drums are subsequently destroyed.
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*She cured Swan Flu.
*She cured Swan Flu, but not Swine Flu.
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[[Image:MostSpecial.jpg|thumb|left|Suezumiya's main competition for being the most special.]]
*Can be calmed with the universal greeting.
 
*Wears prada.
 
*She once got KO'd by a [[Coca-Cola]] can. Well, that's one way of beating her.
 
*According to [[chincherrinas|Antilope Productions,]] she is the first person with [[Boobs|breasts]] to represent YouTube Poop.
 
*Sprites of her clothes being ripped off (and exposing her "you-know-whats") can be found within her MUGEN character's data. NO COMMENT.
 
  
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==See Also==
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*[[The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya]]
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*[[Shit]]
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*[[Konata Izumi]]
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[[Category:Characters - Japanese]]
 
[[Category:Anime Characters]]
 
[[Category:Anime Characters]]
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[[Category:Bisexual Characters]]
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[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]]
 
[[Category:Loud Characters]]
 
[[Category:Loud Characters]]
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[[Category:Asians]]
 
[[Category:Powerful Characters]]
 
[[Category:Powerful Characters]]

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