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| + | [[Image:Freelance-Raws_The_Melancholy_of_Haruhi_Suzumiya_HARE_HARE_YUKAI_Full_Dance_704x396_WMV9_0001.jpg|thumb|right|THE FACE OF GOD]] |
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| + | '''Haruhi Suzumiya''' is a girl from Japan. She has the unique ability to create and destroy universes, but not realize it. She also makes '''''very''''' loud noises and believes a large number of things are really well done. She has made many victims deaf, or commit [[Emo Luigi|suicide]]. She has to be stopped! |
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− | |caption=THE FACE OF GOD | |
− | |sex=Female
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− | |age=16
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− | |shows=The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
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− | |occupation=High School Student/Deity | |
− | |nationality=Japanese
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− | |cast=Aya Hirano, Wendee Lee
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− | '''Haruhi Suzumiya''' is an eccentric and lively girl from [[Japan]]. She has the astounding and dangerous ability to create and destroy universes at will, but is not allowed to know about it. She also makes '''''very''''' loud noises and believes a large number of things are really well done. She must be stopped. No matter the cost.
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− | She is usually seen hanging around with [[Captpan6]] at the Honker Burger. One day, she was run over by a car, and is currently hospitalized.
| + | Cultural Heritage: Japanese (duh) |
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− | [[Image:Scream.jpg|thumb|right|IT'S REALLY WELL DONE]]
| + | Power Level: 6000 Uctions |
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| == Quotes == | | == Quotes == |
− | *"I'M THE MOST SPECIAL" | + | *"It's really well done!" |
− | *"IT'S REALLY WELL DONE!"
| + | *"Nothing is impossible for the SOS Brigade!" |
− | *"CANADA!"
| + | *(disturbed look at pick) |
− | *"SCHLEP SCHLEP SCHLEP SCHLEP SCHLEP SCHLEP SCHLEP SCHLEP" | |
− | *"First off, I'm not interested in ordinary people."
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− | *"I never thought MUGEN would be such a simple battle, we won too easily!""
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− | *"The [[Hitler|commander]] is the SOS Brigade's holiest and most symbolic existence and cannot be desecrated!"
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− | *"From now on, you're to swear absolute allegiance to me."
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− | *"I want to challenge more skilled fighters!"
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− | *"I am the supreme leader of the SOS Brigade, after all!" | |
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| + | == Drunken Haruhi == |
| + | [[Image:Drunk Harhui.jpg|thumb|right|SHUR UP YOU HO SHES NOT 16 SHEZ 25!!!111?]] |
| + | When Haruhi goes to the local pub and has a bit too much beer, she becomes drunken Haruhi, A form in which she rapes everything she see, Luckly this form wears off in a couple of hours and she returns to her normal self (with a hangover the next morning). |
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− | == In [[MUGEN]] == | + | ==Trivia== |
− | Haruhi is one of the most powerful characters in the game. At least in term of cheap A.I. In fact, she could be considered a boss of some sorts. Heck, her A.I. is so cheap, she has been able to MURDER 98% of someone's MUGEN roster.
| + | *It is rumored that Haruhi stole current SOS-Brigade member Yuki Nagato from [[Mama Luigi]]'s army, which explains Nagato's awesomeness. |
− | Her moveset is something to truly cringe at. Some of her moves include:
| + | *She is the second-loudest being in all of poopdom, beaten only by [[Tidyup]] on a slight scale. |
− | *Traping you in the SOS Brigade logo and then drop-kicking you, which gets rid of half your health. | + | *She has been impersonated by [[Konata Izumi]], who also did loud noises once when Galactus attempted to eat Poops for dinner. |
− | *Knocks you to the ground...and...does something to you.
| + | *She still mourns for [[superbork]]. |
− | *Her and [[Konata]] Grab you and drag you into a door, and take pictures of you and...uh...
| + | *Enjoys groping Mikuru's [[boobs]]. |
− | *She uses her "fencing skills" on you. | + | *Perhaps the one of the sexiest Youtube character beaten by [[Fishing Pole Mai]] |
− | *She summons one of her slaves
| + | *she gets beat up alot at school (EVEN by guys) |
| + | [[Image:NotHaruhi.jpg|left|thumb|Maker of '''''very''''' loud noises or imposter? Your choice.]] |
| + | [[Image:Scream.jpg|thumb|right|ITS REALLY WELL DONE]] |
| + | *She stepped on Weird Al's toe. As punishment, Al paid Balsac to rape her. The results were suprising when she liked it. |
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− | Oh! and all that footage to your right, that was taken using WATCH MODE.
| + | ==See Also== |
− | | + | [[The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya|The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya]] |
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− | [[Image:H1.gif|thumb|right|THATISNOTWHATITHINKITIS.]]
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− | [[Image:H2.gif|thumb|right|One of her hyper attacks is PUTTING ON A BUNNY SUIT and using the power of rock.]]
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− | [[Image:H3.gif|thumb|right|Remember how we said she was good at spamming? LOOK AT THE GIF!]]
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− | [[Image:Drunk Harhui.jpg|thumb|right|I really hope she's not as big of a when she's drunk.]]
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− | [[Image:MostSpecial.jpg|thumb|left|Suzumiya's main competition for being the most special.]]
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− | ==Things to Note== | |
− | *Power Level: [[OVER 9000|9001]] [[Uctions]]
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− | *Did you know that the anime she's in is an overrated pile of [[Poop|Poop]] with a deus ex machina filled story with more MacGuffins and unlikable characters then [[Naruto]]? Did you also know that [[youchew]] is the #1 Haruhi fansite despite this? [[Yes|It's true]]!
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− | *[[Captpan6]] and [[Deepercutt]] get '''''massive''''' boners over her. That's nice, dearies.
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− | *She has had a relationship with [[MetalAcid5]] as proven by pictures. This was short lived after a foursome gone wrong.
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− | *She is a slave owner.
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− | *She is not to be confused with Haruhi Fujioka from ''[[Ouran High School Host Club]].''
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− | *She's is into [[Poop|Coprophilia]].
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− | *Whenever the Boob of Happiness is mentioned, she enters ALARM CLOCK MODE.
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− | *Just before she proclaims something as "really well done", a man in audible distance of Haruhi will often cry, "Oooooh, !" in fear, before his ear drums are subsequently destroyed.
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− | *She cured Swan Flu, but not Swine Flu.
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− | *Can be calmed with the universal greeting.
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− | *Wears prada.
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− | *She once got KO'd by a [[Coca-Cola]] can. Well, that's one way of beating her.
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− | *According to [[chincherrinas|Antilope Productions,]] she is the first person with [[Boobs|breasts]] to represent YouTube Poop.
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− | *Sprites of her clothes being ripped off (and exposing her "you-know-whats") can be found within her MUGEN character's data. NO COMMENT.
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