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[[Image:Ringworld.jpg|thumb|Halo boxart.]] | [[Image:Ringworld.jpg|thumb|Halo boxart.]] | ||
| − | '''Halo''' | + | '''Halo''' was originally released for the Xbox developed by ''Bungie''. '''Halo''' is one of the shittiest games of all time, and a disgustingly overrated game that should burn in hell. |
==Why it's called Halo== | ==Why it's called Halo== | ||
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== Characters == | == Characters == | ||
*[[Master Chief]] - The main character of the game dressed in green "[[King Leonidas|SPARTAN]]" armor. His mission in this game, like 75% of all other games, is to wipe out Earth's enemy: The Covenant and The Flood. His gun is nicknamed Jeff. | *[[Master Chief]] - The main character of the game dressed in green "[[King Leonidas|SPARTAN]]" armor. His mission in this game, like 75% of all other games, is to wipe out Earth's enemy: The Covenant and The Flood. His gun is nicknamed Jeff. | ||
| − | *Cortana - A digital naked women in [[Master Chief]]'s helmet. Cortana is like the [[Navi]] of '''Halo''', but more sassy, sarcastic, and naked therefore making her more like '''Tatl''' from '' | + | *Cortana - A digital naked women in [[Master Chief]]'s helmet. Cortana is like the [[Navi]] of '''Halo''', but more sassy, sarcastic, and naked therefore making her more like '''Tatl''' from ''Majora's Mask''? |
*The Covenant - Invaders...possibly from [[The Moon|space]]! | *The Covenant - Invaders...possibly from [[The Moon|space]]! | ||
*The Flood - A parasite...from space! | *The Flood - A parasite...from space! | ||
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*[[Chad Warden]] refers to it as ''Gaylo''. | *[[Chad Warden]] refers to it as ''Gaylo''. | ||
*The voice actress for Cortana, Jen Taylor, also voices (or used to voice) [[Princess Peach]] from the [[Mario]] series, as well as Zoey from [[Left 4 Dead]]. No really, she did. | *The voice actress for Cortana, Jen Taylor, also voices (or used to voice) [[Princess Peach]] from the [[Mario]] series, as well as Zoey from [[Left 4 Dead]]. No really, she did. | ||
| − | *David Scully, voice actor for Sergeant Johnson, also voiced in | + | *David Scully, voice actor for Sergeant Johnson, also voiced in Left 4 Dead as a minor role, as well as Leon Powalski and Panther Coroso in ''[[Fox McCloud|Star Fox]] Assault.'' |
*Robin Atkin Downes, voice actor for the Prophet of Regret (A.K.A., someone we don't give a shit about.), also voiced in the No More Heroes games as the main protagonist [[Travis Touchdown]], as well as the [[Medic]] in [[Team Fortress 2]]. | *Robin Atkin Downes, voice actor for the Prophet of Regret (A.K.A., someone we don't give a shit about.), also voiced in the No More Heroes games as the main protagonist [[Travis Touchdown]], as well as the [[Medic]] in [[Team Fortress 2]]. | ||
*The [[Insane Clown Posse]] once did a special Internet party for playing Halo 3: ODST on October 30th, 2009 from 6-8 P.M. EST. I just wanted to throw that in here. | *The [[Insane Clown Posse]] once did a special Internet party for playing Halo 3: ODST on October 30th, 2009 from 6-8 P.M. EST. I just wanted to throw that in here. | ||
| + | *Do not play this [[shit]]e game. Play something better, like [[DOOM]]. | ||
*The online community is primarily composed of little kids who love the sound of their high-pitched voice through a microphone. Then again, most games for the [[Xbox 360]], [[Playstation 3]], and even the PC that are first person shooters have that same problem. Still, [[you]] have been warned. | *The online community is primarily composed of little kids who love the sound of their high-pitched voice through a microphone. Then again, most games for the [[Xbox 360]], [[Playstation 3]], and even the PC that are first person shooters have that same problem. Still, [[you]] have been warned. | ||
| − | [[Category:Sources - Video | + | *All Halo fans rate anything that's not Halo a low score, creating [[Retard|retards]] like IGN, Gamespot, and [[AVGN|Game]][[Screwattack|Trailers.]] Halo fans especially hate the [[Wii]] and [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|SSBB]]. Halo fans are often despised among the gaming community, full of people who play [[DOOM|REAL GAMES]], DIFFERENT GAMES, OR JUST OLD GAMES. |
| + | [[Category:Sources - Video Game's]] | ||
