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[[Image:Yoshigunfire.png|thumb|right|[[Yoshi]] firing a gun.]] | [[Image:Yoshigunfire.png|thumb|right|[[Yoshi]] firing a gun.]] | ||
[[Image:Jamesbondgoldengun.jpg|thumb|[[James Bond|The golden gun.]]]] | [[Image:Jamesbondgoldengun.jpg|thumb|[[James Bond|The golden gun.]]]] | ||
| − | A '''gun''' ('''G'''uardian '''U'''nits of '''N'''ations) is a tool of [[war]]. Guns can bring a multitude of feelings, such as sadness, happiness, and [[love]] in the [[Heavy]]'s case. They are also highly important, because if we threw away our guns, then it will only weaken our defenses | + | A '''gun''' ('''G'''uardian '''U'''nits of '''N'''ations) is a tool of [[war]]. Guns can bring a multitude of feelings, such as sadness, happiness, and [[love]] in the [[Heavy]]'s case. They are also highly important, because if we threw away our guns, then it will only weaken our defenses and increase the likelihood of the zombie apocalypse. Unless you're a hippie. They ward zombies off, ya know. |
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==Gun Users== | ==Gun Users== | ||
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*[[James Bond]] | *[[James Bond]] | ||
[[Image:27566.jpg|thumb|left|Cool design, no?]] | [[Image:27566.jpg|thumb|left|Cool design, no?]] | ||
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*Francisco Scaramanga (uses a golden one, to be exact.) | *Francisco Scaramanga (uses a golden one, to be exact.) | ||
*Actually, most Bond [[Evil|villains]], usually as a sidearm. | *Actually, most Bond [[Evil|villains]], usually as a sidearm. | ||
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*[[Final Fantasy|Laguna Loire]] | *[[Final Fantasy|Laguna Loire]] | ||
*Frank West (Kind of. He's covered wars, you know.) | *Frank West (Kind of. He's covered wars, you know.) | ||
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==People Who Hate Guns== | ==People Who Hate Guns== | ||
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] (Claims he wouldn't be caught dead with a gun.) | *[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] (Claims he wouldn't be caught dead with a gun.) | ||
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*[[Hippie]]s (Isn't it obvious?) | *[[Hippie]]s (Isn't it obvious?) | ||
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==More Information== | ==More Information== | ||
| − | * | + | *Kids have been known to play with guns, but disappointingly, they are of the "NERF" variety. |
*Blondes have more guns. | *Blondes have more guns. | ||
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[[Category:Weapons]] | [[Category:Weapons]] | ||
