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| − | |age=835
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| − | |occupation=Necromancer, Prince
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| − | |nationality=Martian
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| − | Look and see: Goronu, bastard child of Andy Warhol.
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| − | Although hideous, after a year of being frozen, car salesman Si McClure guarantees you will beg to join him. AHUH HYUUUH! He is also in the middle of a heated controversial lawsuit. The lawsuit consists of Goronu raping Zelda in [[Koridai]], then killing her for being a dirty kunt. He pleads non-guilty, saying that he was posessed by Ganon, and that she is still alive. Ganon was unavailable for quotation, and Judge Judy sets the trial date for November 26th. She first has to deal with Michael Vick. Goronu is currently being kept in holding in the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]]. This is not his first offense; In his younger days he was charged numerous times on charges including Car Theft, Child Pornography, and Necromancy. He was briefly treated for his anorexia, but it has since returned. He will likely die very soon. Goronu also [[Michael Jackson|used to be black, but as since changed]]. As seen below. | + | [[Image:Goronu25.jpg|thumb|right|Goronu being evil.]] |
| | + | Although Hideous, after a year of being frozen, car salesman Simon Mclure guarantees you will beg to join him. |
| | + | ==Weapons== |
| | + | * A Magic Wand |
| | + | * Spellcasting Abilities |
| | + | * A 12-Inch Dildo |
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| − | Cultural Heritage: Mars
| + | ==Quote== |
| − | {{vid|HlkwWaxU7NM}}
| + | *"Wake Up Sleepy Bones!" |
| − | ==Trivia== | + | *"You can't kill me! [[No|NO! NO! NOOOOOO....]] |
| − | *He wields many weapons, such as | + | ==See Also:== |
| − | ** A Magic Wand
| + | *[[Transvestite Wizards]] |
| − | ** Spellcasting Abilities
| + | *[[Gay_luigi| Gays]] |
| − | ** Being Hideous
| + | *[[Robotnik | Bald Guys]] |
| − | ** A 12-Inch Dildo
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| − | *Being born in 1175, he is one of the oldest [[Youtube Poop Characters]], with only a few being older.
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| − | * He is actually a prince on Mars.
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| − | ==Quotes==
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| − | {{poopquote|Goronu|Wake Up [[Sleepy Bones]]!}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Goronu|Find the living, and [[Cunt|cut]] their vile throats.}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Goronu|I may be hideous, but after a year of being frozen, you'll beg to join me. HA HA!}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Goronu|What? [[Link]]? You've saved me!}}
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| − | (Since Goronu was posing as [[Princess Zelda|Zelda]] at the time, this quote could be attributed to her as well.)
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| − | {{poopquote|Goronu|After a year of [[Sex|f***ing]], you'll beg to f*** me.}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Goronu|[[I]] [[may]] be high.}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Goronu|You can't kill me! [[No|NO! NO!]] [[Yes|NOOOOOO....]]}}
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| − | {{vid|rDqD8ncnqNY}}
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| − | ==See Also:==
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| − | *[[Robotnik|Bald Guys]]
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| − | <gallery>Image:Goronu34.jpg|Goronu when he was black.
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| − | Image:Goronu33.jpg|Goronu in the intermediate stages of transformation.
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| − | Image:Goronu24.jpg|Goronu is now <s>white</s> green.</gallery>
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