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| − | + | A stupid dog, seal, your face creature who usally gets killed by a falling rock OVER AND OVER AGAIN | |
| − | + | He dies in teh battle for the internetz by [[Wizardheimer]] | |
| − | + | He is suposedly friend of [[Sora]] But SOra actually hates him. | |
| + | He enjoys carcassing [[Robotnik]]´s penis and his greatest dream is to marry [[Gay Luigi]]. He was diagnosed with Mental Retardation when he was born. He has a son named Max who may or may not be illegitamate. His full name is George Geef, Benjamin Goof, or Goofy Goof depending on what Disney's Retcon O' The Day is. | ||
[[Image:HAYGUYZ!.jpg|thumb|up|HAY GUYZ!]] | [[Image:HAYGUYZ!.jpg|thumb|up|HAY GUYZ!]] | ||
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| + | ==Childhood== | ||
| + | Goofy was found ditched as a newborn due his mental retardation and left at the outskirts of the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]]. | ||
| + | Was later found by [[Dr Rabbit]] who raised him as his own son. | ||
| + | During his 1st school year, he fell in love with [[Donald]] and started to follow him everywhere since then | ||
| + | After his adoptive father attempted to shove a toothbrush up his [[ass]], Goofy ran away from home and into Donald´s house where he hid himself in the basement. | ||
| + | ==Teenager years== | ||
| + | Goofy was a total dunce during his teenager years, he barely passed any subject but [[Mickey mouse]] bribed the teachers to pass him. | ||
| + | He got in fights with [[Jafar]] and met his platonic love [[Gay Luigi]] for the first time. | ||
| + | At college, his room colleagues were Donald and [[Ganon]] | ||
| + | He graduated from the [[Robotnik academy]] as an elite [[Diploma Dope]] | ||
==Recent years== | ==Recent years== | ||
| − | + | Was hired by Mickey, who now controlled a powerful company, to be his royal bodyguard together with Donald | |
| − | Was hired by Mickey, who now controlled a powerful company, to be his royal bodyguard together with Donald | + | He later met [[Sora]] and joined his quest against [[Wizardheimer]] him beacuse he thinks he is hot. |
| − | + | Eventually, He was killed by Wizardheimer´s sezure magic, but then, [[George the Volcano]] accidentaly dropped some [[Volvic Revive]] on him and he came back to life as good as new!(unfortunately) | |
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==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
| − | *Hanging out with Sora | + | *[[Gay Luigi]] |
| − | + | *Hanging out with Sora | |
| + | *Raping Sora | ||
| + | *Licking Sora | ||
| + | *Saying totally dumb things | ||
| + | *Protecting the world border (ORDER!) | ||
| + | *Picking up monkey crap | ||
*Donald | *Donald | ||
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==Hated by== | ==Hated by== | ||
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| − | * | + | *[[Sora]] |
| − | * | + | *[[Donald]] |
| + | *[[Polnareff]] | ||
| + | *[[Hol Horse]] | ||
| + | *[[Fat Mario]] | ||
| + | *[[Ord]] | ||
| + | *[[Dio Brando]] | ||
| + | *[[Sonic]] | ||
| + | *[[Shadow the Hedgehog|Shadow]] | ||
| + | *[[Silver]] | ||
| + | *[[Wizardheimer]] | ||
| + | *[[Neji]] | ||
| + | *[[Hinata]] | ||
| + | *[[Kenshiro]] | ||
| + | *[[Q]] | ||
| + | *[[Gregg]] | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
| − | *His | + | *His favourite flavour of ice cream is [[cum]] |
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