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|nationality=Philippines | |nationality=Philippines | ||
|realname=Girom Christian N. Calica | |realname=Girom Christian N. Calica | ||
− | |sources= | + | |sources=See preferred sources |
}} | }} | ||
==In brief== | ==In brief== | ||
− | GiromCalica ' | + | GiromCalica is a guy that cannot think of a job to pick, so he chose video editing instead. He likes everything that isn't [[gay]] or [[emo]]. He gets sources unknown or such to his friends or youtube users. |
==History== | ==History== | ||
− | Discovered Youtube Poop somewhere in November - December [[OVER 9000|2009]]. After that, he shares the word of [[youtube poop]]. | + | Discovered Youtube Poop somewhere in November - December [[OVER 9000|2009]]. After that, he shares [[God|the word of]] [[youtube poop]]. |
==Style== | ==Style== | ||
− | He | + | He was using video sources and mixing them to make it look epic. That is why he likes [[Imaperson]], due to his epicness. |
===Preferred Sources=== | ===Preferred Sources=== | ||
− | *[[ | + | *God of War |
− | * | + | *[[Ed]], [[Edd]], n [[Eddy]] |
− | * | + | *[[Link]] and [[Zelda]] [[CD-i]] |
− | * | + | *Grand Theft Auto San Andreas |
− | *Madness Combat | + | *[[Happy Tree Friends]] |
− | * | + | *Army Men Sarge's Heroes |
− | *Philippine related stuff | + | *[http://madnesscombat.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page Madness Combat] |
+ | *[http://www.playwithbali.com/ Bali] | ||
+ | *Roblox videos from [http://www.youtube.com/user/Shedletsky Shedletsky] | ||
+ | *Osama bin Laden ([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUiNiB2yVCQ His 911 anniversary tape]) | ||
+ | *[http://www.krinkels.net/index_audio.html Madness Combat Music] (O RLY?) | ||
+ | *[[I.M. Meen]] | ||
+ | *Philippine related stuff, just to make it look epic. | ||
+ | *Arashi [[No]] Yoru Ni | ||
+ | *Dragon's Lair 3D [[4|for]] PS2 intro | ||
===Preferred Methods=== | ===Preferred Methods=== | ||
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===Preferred Images=== | ===Preferred Images=== | ||
− | * | + | *Hubble [[toast]] |
− | *[http:// | + | *Mei |
− | * | + | *Osama Bin Laden |
− | * | + | *[[King Harkinian]]'s Head |
− | * | + | *[[Imaperson|Umbrella]] |
− | + | *[http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/vonschlippe/cityscape Cityscape by Vonschlippe] | |
− | + | *[http://blog.airasia.com/media/users/ruel1210/facade.jpg Ninoy Aquino International Airport (NAIA)] | |
− | * | + | *[[Sinutab Skull of Death]] |
+ | *[http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/systems/images/mk6.jpg Nuclear Bomb] | ||
+ | *[[List of Pokemon|Certain Pokemon]] | ||
+ | *Other pictures. | ||
===Preferred Software=== | ===Preferred Software=== | ||
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===Likes=== | ===Likes=== | ||
− | + | *[[Toast]] | |
− | * | + | *[[Bagel]] |
− | * | + | *[[Giygas]] |
− | *[[ | + | *[[AIDS]] |
− | * | + | *[[Dinner]] |
− | *His [[ | + | *[[Pokemon]] |
− | *[[ | + | *[[Happy Tree Friends]] ([[Heavy Weapons Guy|SO MUCH BLOOD!!]]) |
− | *[[ | + | *[[Shit]] |
− | *[[ | + | *Grand theft auto |
− | * | + | *His Subscribers |
− | * | + | *[[Jesus Christ]] |
− | * | + | *[[God]] |
− | * | + | *Mei (He killed Zeus with a [[toast]]er) |
− | *[[ | + | *[[Ed]], [[Edd]], n [[Eddy]] |
− | * | + | *Kicking [[Balls]] (When one's legs '''OPEN WIDE''') |
+ | *[[McDonalds]] | ||
+ | *[[M. Bison]] | ||
+ | *[[Touhou Project|Flandre Scarlet]] | ||
+ | *[[Dinner]] | ||
+ | *[[Jesus Christ|Christianity]] | ||
+ | *His [[Touhou Project|own]] computer | ||
+ | *[[Cum]] | ||
+ | *[[GLaDOS]] | ||
+ | *Anything that isn't [[Spaghetti|raw pasta]] | ||
+ | *Cheese (Not the [[Shit|shiet]] and toaster flavor) | ||
+ | *Cute things (Example: [[Pussy|Cats]]) | ||
+ | *Bali | ||
+ | *Bantuatha (For giving him ideas) | ||
+ | *[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Submachine The Submachine Series] | ||
===Fears=== | ===Fears=== | ||
*Cockroaches | *Cockroaches | ||
+ | *[[Death]] | ||
*Dengue-carrying mosquitoes | *Dengue-carrying mosquitoes | ||
+ | *Being fucked on | ||
*The Apocalypse | *The Apocalypse | ||
− | * | + | *<s>[[Giygas]]</s> '''[[sex|FUCK]] THAT, HE AIN'T SCARY'''. |
*[[Satan|THE DEVIL]] | *[[Satan|THE DEVIL]] | ||
*[[Nothing]]. | *[[Nothing]]. | ||
===Dislikes=== | ===Dislikes=== | ||
− | + | *[[I.M. Meen]] (He [[Fuck|raped]] almost everything and everyone, including Mei, [[Happy Tree Friends|Shifty]], a chair, [[you]], [[Bridget]], [[Steak]], himself, ALL OF THE GODS OF OLYMPUS, Bali {Wait a minute, BALI RAPED MEEN INSTEAD!!}, Carl Johnson, the recycle bin, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Element_117 Element 117], and many others.) | |
− | *[[ | + | *[[The Magic School Bus]] (Because [[TheChutley]] scolded him, saying "[[Sex|Fuck]] that [[shit]]ty bus I hope carlos [[Captain Falcon|punches]] Ms. Frizzle in the [[Your Face|face]]") |
+ | *pwn3d99 | ||
+ | *[[Hitler]] | ||
+ | *Basket[[Balls|ball]] | ||
+ | *[[Lucky Star]] (Due to loss of inspiration of making a [[youtube poop]], thou he has a lot of sources about it) | ||
+ | *[[Satan]] (As evil as [[Ganon]]) | ||
+ | *[[Porn]] ([[Boobs|Nipples]] and [[Penis|vagina]] exposed do not make his penis go up) | ||
+ | *solidfreak123 | ||
+ | *His [[Touhou Project|own]] Computer (When it lags, stops responding, or crashes) | ||
+ | *[[Emo]] people (Except for [[Emo Luigi]]) | ||
+ | *[[Gay]] people (Except [[Gay Luigi]]) | ||
+ | *All Disney Villains (Except [[4|for]] [[Claude Frollo]] and Atticus T[[Chewfag Girls|horn]]) | ||
+ | *Scatman and Let the Bodies Hit the Floor music (It was most often used by Pivot animators) | ||
+ | *[[Touhou Project|Flandre Scarlet]] (When she breaks his toaster with a Soccer [[Balls|Ball]]) | ||
+ | *The [[Shredder]] | ||
+ | *[[Masturbating]] at an early age | ||
+ | *<s>[[You|Your]] [[Face]]</s> | ||
+ | *Being Called "[[Gay]] [[God|Lord]]" and "[[Stuff|Machete]]" | ||
+ | *Dogs | ||
+ | *[[Dinner|Football]] Stoners | ||
+ | *Being the last [[1|one]] | ||
*Trolls | *Trolls | ||
− | * | + | *Overused [[Chuck Norris]] jokes |
− | + | *Overused [[sex]] jokes | |
− | + | *Noobish videos | |
− | + | *'''HIS PAST VIDEOS''' | |
− | *[[ | + | *Bantuatha (when he is forcing GiromCalica to make videos that he wanted) |
− | * | + | *When he takes a [[shit]] and the water from the toilet splashes to his [[balls]] or into his [[ass|anus]] |
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===Influences=== | ===Influences=== | ||
*[[Imaperson]] | *[[Imaperson]] | ||
− | * | + | *<s>64Marjo64</s> '''FUCK HIM, HE RETIRED.''' |
+ | *[[CommanderGwonam]] (Not as much as Imaperson) | ||
===Fans=== | ===Fans=== | ||
*MegaUltraSuperThingy | *MegaUltraSuperThingy | ||
− | * | + | *Madness Combat Fans |
− | * | + | *[[Happy Tree Friends]] Fans |
− | * | + | *Zombies |
− | * | + | *[[Jason Voorhees]] |
− | * | + | *[[Retards]] who don't know how to make videos |
− | + | *His real life friends | |
− | + | *Killers | |
− | * | + | *Hentai Lovers |
− | * | + | *[[Penis|Dicks]] |
− | * | + | *Trolls |
+ | *[[Big Cheese]] with [[Cheese]] | ||
+ | *Himself (Wait, what?) | ||
==Other Information== | ==Other Information== | ||
Undefined | Undefined | ||
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===Trivia=== | ===Trivia=== | ||
− | *He is | + | * He is the one that has HALF of his whole comments with thumbs up (Due to the Justin Bieber jokes, saying stuff that were correct, and other stuff). |
− | *He | + | *He uses Madness Combat as a Youtube Poop source. |
− | *He | + | *He wanted to have many video sources, like [[Imaperson]]. |
− | * | + | *He got premium softwares without paying. [[Image:Submachine.JPG|thumb|This is the [[GLaDOS|portal]] in his loose [[Wizardheimer|tile]]. Must [[Beeswax|be]] because the house where he [[love|lives]] in was [[Vegeta|9000]] years old or was tested by scientists...]] |
− | * | + | *He doesn't go outside that much so he stays making videos. |
− | * | + | *He doesn't play games so much. Instead, he uses parts of a game and make a youtube poop out of it (Ex: God of War, Grand Theft Auto). |
− | * | + | *He was once a fan of [[Lucky Star]]. Ironically, he could not make a Youtube Poop out of it. He now BLAMS (meaning for hates) Lucky Star. |
− | * | + | *He uses Hypercam2 when he cannot get the video source at Youtube or other websites. |
− | * | + | *It is rumored that one of his cousins are [[gay]] (SO [[Sex|FUCKING]] GAY THAT HIS COUSIN WANTS TO HAVE A SEX TRANSPLANT). |
− | * | + | *Once invented the '''P.I.N.G.A.S.''' agency, but that idea was stolen by a <s>nice handsome person</s> fraud that said to him "Sir, [[I]] thank you for this idea, but I'm going to steal it [[Retard|for the name of my new website]] I promise I'll give [[you]] a shout out ok?" |
− | * | + | *Was the one who heard Rick Astley's song "[[Chowder|Never]] [[Ganon|Gonna]] [[Pudding|Give]] [[You]] [[Penis|Up]]" music for [[Vegeta|OVER 9000]] minutes and STILL lived. |
− | * | + | *Was the one that collects video sources to be epic. |
− | *He | + | *Proves that [[4]] x [[1]] is equals to a [[Insane Clown Posse|clown]] with a [[Fire|flamethrower]]. |
− | * | + | *Was the neighbor of [[I.M. Meen (character)|book masturbating wizard]], Osama Bin Laden, Bali, and [[Fat Mario]]. Well, only in his mysterious [[GLaDOS|portal]] basement in one of his loose tile. |
− | * | + | *'''FOREVER''' hates pwn3d99, a [[Sex|fucking]] [[Shit|crap]] [[bitch]]. |
− | *He | + | *Can eat a whole banana in just [[1|one]] bite. |
− | *He | + | *Killed a Stone using a [[Birds|bird]]. |
− | * | + | *Likes Justin Bieber so much he hates him. |
− | * | + | *[[Die|Kills]] those that don't like his ideas. |
− | * | + | *Can turn [[Magic Drugs|drugs]] into salt. |
− | * | + | *'''[[Yes|Was a rich person]]'''. |
+ | *Has never ever been in [[love]] with [[Female|women]]. Even [[Bridget]]. | ||
+ | *He is the MOST undefined human in Earth. [[2|Second]] to [[Q]]. | ||
+ | *Was given a [[promotion]] by [[Dr. Robotnik]] for giving gold that was dug from Antamok, Philippines. | ||
+ | *Accidentally shot a [[Insane Clown Posse|serial killer]] with a P90 after giving cake. | ||
+ | *It is rumored that he ([[ass|Acc]]identally) murdered the guy who was supposed to murder him. | ||
+ | *He choked [[Arthur Read]] with a [[Penis|Dildo]] because he (Arthur) [[Bomb|bombed]] his house, but he (Arthur) pretended to be dead so GiromCalica would go away and throw his body in the [[Aladdin|desert]]. | ||
+ | *He had a [[Gun|pistol]] named Terry. She was a good gun that her [[shit|bullets]] can pierce through [[DIE]]amond. | ||
+ | *He may someday make a video about himself. | ||
+ | *For some odd reason, he says he ate the things some people lost. Was proven false when he said it was a joke. | ||
+ | *O o | ||
+ | */¯/___________________________ (\__/) | ||
+ | *DOWN WITH BUNNY!! BLAAAAAARGH!!(0_o;) | ||
+ | *\_\¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ (=)_(=) | ||
+ | *He IS fat. | ||
+ | *He has given [[Emo Luigi]] some suicide attempts the other day. Here is the list: | ||
+ | ** March 15, 2011 - Shows [[Happy Tree Friends|Flippy]] an [[Gun|M16]]. Failed as he accidentally pulled the trigger and killed that Psycho. | ||
+ | ** March 15, 2011 - (A few seconds later after last one) Shoots himself WITH the [[gun|M16]]. Failed as it was out of ammo after the last attempt. | ||
+ | ** March 18, 2011 - Hanging in the MOST powerful rope, and in the most perfect height. Failed as the ceiling cannot hold [[Emo Luigi's]] weight and cracked open. | ||
+ | ** March 24, 2011 - Jumps into the Lion's Den. Failed as Daniel was in there and saved him. | ||
+ | ** March 25, 2011 - Drinks Poison. Failed as it was [[Cold One|Tequila]] and became drunk. | ||
+ | ** March 28, 2011 - Jumps into [[The Pit]]. Failed as he was thrown back up. | ||
+ | ** March 28, 2011 - (After 3 Minutes) Jumps into [[The Pit]] AGAIN. Failed as it was where Gabu was jailed in. | ||
+ | *He is a secret poet and rapper. | ||
===What he learned at school=== | ===What he learned at school=== | ||
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*[[Jesus Christ|Christianity]] | *[[Jesus Christ|Christianity]] | ||
*[[Toast|Computer]] | *[[Toast|Computer]] | ||
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+ | ==Editing Massacre?== | ||
+ | He [[die|massacres]] some pages to make it like what he wanted, but most return to their original parts. After realizing the mess and destruction he made at the Chewiki, he now rarely does these. Because he found out that some of his edits criticize people... and himself. (WAIT, WHAT?) | ||
==Words often used for funny stuff== | ==Words often used for funny stuff== | ||
− | *[[ | + | He often speak these words: |
− | * | + | *Osama Bin Laden (When someone asks him "Who *insert evil deed here*?") |
− | *[[ | + | *Mei (When there is random stuff) |
− | *[[ | + | *Gabu (See Mei) |
− | * | + | *Muhammad Ali (When he heard boxing related stuff) |
− | * | + | *Justin Bieber (When someone asks him who he hates) |
− | *''' | + | *Twilight (^^'''SAME AS ABOVE'''^^) |
− | * | + | *Newleaf ('''[[WRONG!!]]''') |
− | + | *[[Dinner]] (When he wants to GetALife) | |
− | + | *[[Fat Mario|Sheesh]] (When something bad happened to him or something) | |
− | + | *[[Sus|WEEW]] (When someone says We?) | |
+ | *LAL (When it is funny) | ||
+ | *LOL (See LAL) | ||
+ | *Mah Boi (When he can't do anything) | ||
+ | *[[4|For]] (When he heard it) | ||
+ | *Mem (For nothing) | ||
+ | *Sus (For nothing again) | ||
+ | *[[Demoman|IN HELL!!]] (Again, FOR NOTHING) | ||
+ | *Rear (Again, again, FOR NOTHING) | ||
+ | *ROAR (See Rear) | ||
+ | *Other looping sounds | ||
+ | *THECAKEISALIE | ||
+ | *'''OPEN WIDE!!''' (When ones legs open wide) | ||
+ | *[[I.M. Meen (character)|I.M. Meen's]] intro song | ||
===Links=== | ===Links=== |