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|nationality=Philippines
 
|nationality=Philippines
 
|realname=Girom Christian N. Calica
 
|realname=Girom Christian N. Calica
|sources=My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
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|sources=See preferred sources
 
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==In brief==
 
==In brief==
GiromCalica '''HAS RETURNED AND IS NOW WEIRDER AND FUNNIER THAN BEFORE AND IDOLIZES [[Imaperson|IMAPERSON]] AND CHRIDDOF'''
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GiromCalica is a guy that cannot think of a job to pick, so he chose video editing instead. He likes everything that isn't [[gay]] or [[emo]]. He gets sources unknown or such to his friends or youtube users.
  
 
==History==
 
==History==
Discovered Youtube Poop somewhere in November - December [[OVER 9000|2009]]. After that, he shares the word of [[youtube poop]].
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Discovered Youtube Poop somewhere in November - December [[OVER 9000|2009]]. After that, he shares [[God|the word of]] [[youtube poop]].
  
 
==Style==
 
==Style==
He currently makes <s>educational and understandable</s> weird and funny videos, as he idolizes Chriddof [[two|too]] much.
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He was using video sources and mixing them to make it look epic. That is why he likes [[Imaperson]], due to his epicness.
  
 
===Preferred Sources===
 
===Preferred Sources===
  
*[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]] ('''FOREVER''')
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*God of War
*Osama Bin Laden 9/11 Anniversary
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*[[Ed]], [[Edd]], n [[Eddy]]
*Chriddof
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*[[Link]] and [[Zelda]] [[CD-i]]
*The Mask
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*Grand Theft Auto San Andreas
*Madness Combat
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*[[Happy Tree Friends]]
*Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
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*Army Men Sarge's Heroes
*Philippine related stuff
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*[http://madnesscombat.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page Madness Combat]
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*[http://www.playwithbali.com/ Bali] (Promised to use it more often)
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*Roblox videos from [http://www.youtube.com/user/Shedletsky Shedletsky]
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*Osama bin Laden ([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUiNiB2yVCQ His 911 anniversary tape])
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*[http://www.krinkels.net/index_audio.html Madness Combat Music] (O RLY?)
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*[[I.M. Meen]]
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*Philippine related stuff, just to make it look epic.
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*Arashi [[No]] Yoru Ni
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*Dragon's Lair 3D [[4|for]] PS2 intro
  
 
===Preferred Methods===
 
===Preferred Methods===
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===Preferred Images===
 
===Preferred Images===
  
*Octavia
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*Hubble [[toast]]
*[http://images.wikia.com/madnesscombat/images/4/45/A7.png Sanford]
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*Mei
*Monty Python's foot
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*Osama Bin Laden
*The Ghost from Darkness Episode 3
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*[[King Harkinian]]'s Head
*Bill Quack
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*[[Imaperson|Umbrella]]
*The Scary Maze ghost
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*[http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/vonschlippe/cityscape Cityscape by Vonschlippe]
*RARIQUEST
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*[http://blog.airasia.com/media/users/ruel1210/facade.jpg Ninoy Aquino International Airport (NAIA)]
*'''Other stuff I dunno lol'''
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*[[Sinutab Skull of Death]]
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*[http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/systems/images/mk6.jpg Nuclear Bomb]
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*[[List of Pokemon|Certain Pokemon]]
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*Other pictures.
  
 
===Preferred Software===
 
===Preferred Software===
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===Likes===
 
===Likes===
 
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*[[Toast]]
*My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
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*[[Bagel]]
*His anus
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*[[Giygas]]
*[[Bob|Bill Quack]]
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*[[AIDS]]
*Hillsong
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*[[Dinner]]
*His [[British]] classmate
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*[[Pokemon]]
*[[Spiderman|EVERYTHING]]
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*[[Happy Tree Friends]] ([[Heavy Weapons Guy|SO MUCH BLOOD!!]])
*[[Spaghetti|Pasta]]
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*[[Shit]]
*[[KFC]] (As long as Scootaloo is inside of it)
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*Grand theft auto
*Ponies
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*His Subscribers
*The word "Penis"
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*[[Jesus Christ]]
*A rock (WHICH IS HIS DESTINY)
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*[[God]]
*Ninja Assassin
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*Mei (He killed Zeus with a [[toast]]er)
*[[Roblox]]
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*[[Ed]], [[Edd]], n [[Eddy]]
*Everyone and Everything (Except those in the Dislikes section)
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*[[McDonalds]]
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*[[M. Bison]]
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*[[Touhou Project|Flandre Scarlet]]
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*[[Dinner]]
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*[[Jesus Christ|Christianity]]
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*His [[Touhou Project|own]] computer
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*[[Cum]]
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*[[GLaDOS]]
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*Anything that isn't [[Spaghetti|raw pasta]]
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*Cheese (Not the [[Shit|shiet]] and toaster flavor)
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*Cute things (Example: [[Pussy|Cats]])
  
 
===Fears===
 
===Fears===
 
*Cockroaches
 
*Cockroaches
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*[[Death]]
 
*Dengue-carrying mosquitoes
 
*Dengue-carrying mosquitoes
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*Being fucked on
 
*The Apocalypse
 
*The Apocalypse
*The ghost from this game called "Darkness Episode [[3]]" (Now used in his videos to make fear turn into funny)
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*<s>[[Giygas]]</s> [[sex|FUCK]] THAT, HE AIN'T SCARY.
 
*[[Satan|THE DEVIL]]
 
*[[Satan|THE DEVIL]]
*[[Nothing]].
 
  
 
===Dislikes===
 
===Dislikes===
 
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*[[I.M. Meen]] (He [[Fuck|raped]] almost everything and everyone, including Mei, [[Happy Tree Friends|Shifty]], a chair, [[you]], [[Bridget]], [[Steak]], himself, ALL OF THE GODS OF OLYMPUS, Bali {Wait a minute, BALI RAPED MEEN INSTEAD!!}, Carl Johnson, the recycle bin, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Element_117 Element 117], and many others.)
*[[Twilight]]
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*[[The Magic School Bus]] (Because [[TheChutley]] scolded him, saying "[[Sex|Fuck]] that [[shit]]ty bus I hope carlos [[Captain Falcon|punches]] Ms. Frizzle in the [[Your Face|face]]")
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*pwn3d99
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*[[Hitler]]
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*Basket[[Balls|ball]]
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*[[Lucky Star]] (Due to loss of inspiration of making a [[youtube poop]], thou he has a lot of sources about it)
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*[[Satan]] (As evil as [[Ganon]])
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*[[Porn]] ([[Boobs|Nipples]] and [[Penis|vagina]] exposed do not make his penis go up)
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*solidfreak123
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*His [[Touhou Project|own]] Computer (When it lags, stops responding, or crashes)
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*[[Emo]] people (Except for [[Emo Luigi]])
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*[[Gay]] people (Except [[Gay Luigi]])
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*All Disney Villains (Except [[4|for]] [[Claude Frollo]] and Atticus T[[Chewfag Girls|horn]])
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*Scatman and Let the Bodies Hit the Floor music (It was most often used by Pivot animators)
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*[[Touhou Project|Flandre Scarlet]] (When she breaks his toaster with a Soccer [[Balls|Ball]])
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*The [[Shredder]]
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*[[Masturbating]] at an early age
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*<s>[[You|Your]] [[Face]]</s>
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*Being Called "[[Gay]] [[God|Lord]]" and "[[Stuff|Machete]]"
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*Dogs
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*[[Dinner|Football]] Stoners.
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*Being the last [[1|one]].
 
*Trolls
 
*Trolls
*Justin Bieber
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*Overused [[Chuck Norris]] jokes
*Being called "cute"
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*When he takes a [[shit]] and the water from the toilet splashes to his [[balls]] or into his [[ass|anus]]
*People saying "I love you and I want to marry you" to him
 
*Life
 
*[[Die|Death]]
 
*All Disney antagonists
 
*Anything that has Barbie on it
 
*Dora the Explorer
 
*Mr. Thatcher's Anus
 
*[[Hentai|Porn]]
 
*[[Satan]]
 
*Songs with lyrics on it
 
  
 
===Influences===
 
===Influences===
*[[Imaperson]]
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Undefined
*Chriddof
 
  
 
===Fans===
 
===Fans===
 
*MegaUltraSuperThingy
 
*MegaUltraSuperThingy
*HeavyWeaponsGuy1001
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*Madness Combat Fans
*SandwichAndCereal
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*[[Happy Tree Friends]] Fans
*Genghis Khan
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*Zombies
*SgtScrubnoob
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*[[Jason Voorhees]]
*78 others
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*[[Retards]] who don't know how to make videos
 
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*His real life friends
==Achievements:==
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*Killers
*Cunningman45 subscribed to him
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*Hentai Lovers
*SandwichAndCereal subscribed to him
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*[[Penis|Dicks]]
*Made the longest Youtube Poop tennis battle against MegaWolfClub, as he (GiromCalica) currently made the 26th round
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*Trolls
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*[[Big Cheese]] with [[Cheese]]
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*Himself (Wait, what?)
  
 
==Other Information==
 
==Other Information==
 
Undefined
 
Undefined
 
 
===Trivia===
 
===Trivia===
*He is currently making an RHG character.
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* He is the one that has HALF of his whole comments with thumbs up (Due to the Justin Bieber jokes, saying stuff that were correct, and other stuff).
*He succeeded at breaking the [[Yes|natural laws of reality]] and now is the wearer of The Mask.
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*He uses Madness Combat as a Youtube Poop source.
*He has a humongous appe[[Boobs|tit]]e, as he can eat 15 slices of pizzas in one bite.
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*He wanted to have many video sources, like [[Imaperson]].
*Because of ponies, he failed at [[No|the first grading of High School]]
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*He got premium softwares without paying. [[Image:Submachine.JPG|thumb|This is the [[GLaDOS|portal]] in his loose [[Wizardheimer|tile]]. Must [[Beeswax|be]] because the house where he [[love|lives]] in was [[Vegeta|9000]] years old or was tested by scientists...]]
*If he gets the camera he wants, he promised to make "CALICAQUEST".
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*He doesn't go outside that much so he stays making videos.
*He is a neighbor to many
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*He doesn't play games so much. Instead, he uses parts of a game and make a youtube poop out of it (Ex: God of War, Grand Theft Auto).
*Despite his crazy and weird behavior, he can act like a [[rich]] [[Spy|Gentleman]].
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*He was once a fan of [[Lucky Star]]. Ironically, he could not make a Youtube Poop out of it. He now BLAMS (meaning for hates) Lucky Star.
*He always bumps doors, signs, and whatever stuff with his head.
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*He uses Hypercam2 when he cannot get the video source at Youtube or other websites.
*He never felt pain, or he just ignores it.
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*It is rumored that one of his cousins are [[gay]] (SO [[Sex|FUCKING]] GAY THAT HIS COUSIN WANTS TO HAVE A SEX TRANSPLANT).
*Never used [[Happy Tree Friends]] as a video source ever again.
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*Once invented the '''P.I.N.G.A.S.''' agency, but that idea was stolen by a <s>nice handsome person</s> fraud that said to him "Sir, [[I]] thank you for this idea, but I'm going to steal it [[Retard|for the name of my new website]] I promise I'll give [[you]] a shout out ok?"
*When he has nothing to do, he [[The Food Loving King|eats the entire fridge and all its contents]]
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*Was the one who heard Rick Astley's song "[[Chowder|Never]] [[Ganon|Gonna]] [[Pudding|Give]] [[You]] [[Penis|Up]]" music for [[Vegeta|OVER 9000]] minutes and STILL lived.
*Idolizes Chriddof for his awesomeness and weirdness, as he used one of his videos for [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF9FMJPpETM this]
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*Was the one that collects video sources to be epic.
*He changes his [[youtube]] [http://www.youtube.com/user/GiromCalica?feature=mhee channel] background daily.
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*Proves that [[4]] x [[1]] is equals to a [[Insane Clown Posse|clown]] with a [[Fire|flamethrower]].
*He earns one to three subscribers everyday.
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*Was the neighbor of [[I.M. Meen (character)|book masturbating wizard]], Osama Bin Laden, Bali, and [[Fat Mario]]. Well, only in his mysterious [[GLaDOS|portal]] basement in one of his loose tile.
*His favorite quote is "Your [[Penis|Genitalia]] is the key to the paradise [[Pussy|at the correct slot between the woman's legs]], which will reward you with a [[no|gift]]."
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*'''FOREVER''' hates pwn3d99, a [[Sex|fucking]] [[Shit|crap]] [[bitch]].
*He ejaculated while asleep once.
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*Can eat a whole banana in just [[1|one]] bite.
*He discovered [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]] and became a brony at the day [[Terrorist|Osama Bin Laden]] died.
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*Killed a Stone using a [[Birds|bird]].
*He taught kids on how to do [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seppuku seppuku], making them remove their own intestines and killing them.
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*Likes Justin Bieber so much he hates him.
*He thinks everything is a survival. Even [[kiss|love]].
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*[[Die|Kills]] those that don't like his ideas.
*Thinks romantic love is [[nothing]] to him.
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*Can turn [[Magic Drugs|drugs]] into salt.
*'''HE MADE [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufmOON1clGg THIS VIDEO] AS A MIXTURE OF MADNESS COMBAT AND MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC.'''
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*'''[[Yes|Was a rich person]]'''.
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*Has never ever been in [[love]] with [[Female|women]]. Even [[Bridget]].
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*He is the MOST undefined human in Earth. [[2|Second]] to [[Q]].
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*Was given a [[promotion]] by [[Dr. Robotnik]] for giving gold that was dug from Antamok, Philippines.
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*Accidentally shot a [[Insane Clown Posse|serial killer]] with a P90 after giving cake.
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*It is rumored that he ([[ass|Acc]]identally) murdered the guy who was supposed to murder him.
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*He choked [[Arthur Read]] with a [[Penis|Dildo]] because he (Arthur) [[Bomb|bombed]] his house, but he (Arthur) pretended to be dead so GiromCalica would go away and throw his body in the [[Aladdin|desert]].
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*'''He is rumored to be a [[Mentally Unstable|Psycho]]'''.
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*He may someday make a video about himself.
  
 
===What he learned at school===
 
===What he learned at school===
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*[[Toast|Computer]]
 
*[[Toast|Computer]]
  
==Words often used for funny stuff==
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==Editing Massacre?==
*[[Penis]] (He claimed it as an important word for poetry)
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He [[die|massacres]] some pages to make it like what he wanted, but most return to their original parts. After realizing the mess and destruction he made at the Chewiki, he now rarely does these. Because he found out that some of his edits criticize people... and himself. (WAIT, WHAT?)
*Pony
 
*[[Dinner]]
 
*[[Sus|Sos]]
 
*ldfjgblsidfg
 
*Ishngyalite
 
*'''EVERYTHING'''
 
*lolwut
 
*WhatAStoryMark
 
*ForeverAlone.jpg
 
*InsertEggInto[[Ass|Anus]]
 
  
 
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