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− | + | [[Image:Luigi180.jpg|thumb|right|Gay Luigi]] | |
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''"Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, Gay Luigi?"'' - Fat Mario. | ''"Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, Gay Luigi?"'' - Fat Mario. | ||
− | + | Gay Luigi accompanies [[Fat Mario]] in the epic game [[Hotel Mario]], to save the princess ''again'', and stop Bowser from his evil schemes, ''again''. | |
==Personality== | ==Personality== | ||
− | Gay Luigi is known to have some anxiety issues, but is usually relieved after eating | + | Gay Luigi is known to have some anxiety issues, but is usually relieved after eating "lotsa" spaghetti. He constantly argues with [[Mario]] about where things are, and at Mario's forgetfulness when it comes to illumination. |
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==Hobbies & Careers== | ==Hobbies & Careers== | ||
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==Gossip== | ==Gossip== | ||
− | + | [[image:Gayluigi.jpg|thumb|GAY LUIGI?]] | |
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It has been rumored that Gay Luigi is Mario's stepstool, but such claims have been disproven by Jack Thompson's good twin brother, Mack Thompson. There have also been numerous reports that Gay Luigi is a closet schizophrenic who claims to hear "creepy laughs" at certain times. | It has been rumored that Gay Luigi is Mario's stepstool, but such claims have been disproven by Jack Thompson's good twin brother, Mack Thompson. There have also been numerous reports that Gay Luigi is a closet schizophrenic who claims to hear "creepy laughs" at certain times. | ||
− | It is also rumored that Gay Luigi was once a strong candidate for a sidekick character in Super Mario Galaxy, but was later rejected by Mario and replaced with [[ | + | It is also rumored that Gay Luigi was once a strong candidate for a sidekick character in Super Mario Galaxy, but was later rejected by Mario and replaced with [[Regular Luigi]]. Upon this sudden unemployment, Gay Luigi boycotted the game (failing miserably), but because he irked the workers at Nintendo so much, they left him a hidden message on the cover of Super Mario Galaxy, which can be found by reading only the seven letters in the title that are marked by small stars. |
− | It is rumored that Gay Luigi's real brother | + | It is rumored that Gay Luigi's real brother aint Fat Mario but in fact Garfield as both have a fetish for Lotsa Spaghetti while Fat Mario loves toast. |
==Legal Issues== | ==Legal Issues== | ||
− | In a certain cutscene, caught on tape by a nearby hotel's security camera, Gay Luigi was seen "persuading" a Koopa for a light, who later sued Gay Luigi for counts of molestation. However, the Koopa was later killed by Fat Mario's gigantic fan, and all charges pending for Gay Luigi were dropped. | + | In a certain cutscene, caught on tape by a nearby hotel's security camera, Gay Luigi was seen "persuading" a Koopa for a light, who later sued Gay Luigi for counts of molestation. However, the Koopa was later killed by Fat Mario's gigantic fan, and all charges pending for Gay Luigi were dropped. |
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[[Image:Tttttttttttttt.jpg|thumb|left|Gay luigi as seen in an unseen episode of Super mario Bros.]] | [[Image:Tttttttttttttt.jpg|thumb|left|Gay luigi as seen in an unseen episode of Super mario Bros.]] | ||
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*When utterly pissed off, he transforms into [[God Luigi]]. | *When utterly pissed off, he transforms into [[God Luigi]]. | ||
*Portrayed by "Rob" in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNriiII9zo Hotel Mario: The Movie] | *Portrayed by "Rob" in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNriiII9zo Hotel Mario: The Movie] | ||
+ | *Enjoys [[Gay Toast]] for [[breakfast]]. | ||
*Has his own music video (directed by [[Pongpong13]]), as shown on the right. | *Has his own music video (directed by [[Pongpong13]]), as shown on the right. | ||
− | *Is along with [[Sonic]] | + | *Is along with [[Sonic]] the only one denying the legendary Poop quote, ''Where there's smoke, they pinch back'', while they think that, ''Where there's smoke, there's fire''. |
− | + | [[image:Ssbmluigi.jpg|thumb|A gayer Luigi]] | |
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==Memorable Quotes== | ==Memorable Quotes== | ||
+ | [[Image:Gay_luigi_%28I_don%27t_dig_this_stuff..jpg|thumb|An even gayer Luigi]] | ||
*"I HOPE SHE MADE [[lotsa spaghetti|LOTSA SPAGHETTI]]!!" | *"I HOPE SHE MADE [[lotsa spaghetti|LOTSA SPAGHETTI]]!!" | ||
*"OVA DERE!" | *"OVA DERE!" | ||
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*"Well maybe a koopa well lend us his..." | *"Well maybe a koopa well lend us his..." | ||
*"...if we ''persuade'' him!" | *"...if we ''persuade'' him!" | ||
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*"SHE'S NOT [[cum|COMING]] DOWN!" | *"SHE'S NOT [[cum|COMING]] DOWN!" | ||
*"TH-TH-THAT'S that creepy [[Bowser|Bowsuh's]] laugh!" | *"TH-TH-THAT'S that creepy [[Bowser|Bowsuh's]] laugh!" | ||
*(Gets kissed by [[Princess Peach]]) "AAAHHH!!" | *(Gets kissed by [[Princess Peach]]) "AAAHHH!!" | ||
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[[Category:CD-i]] | [[Category:CD-i]] | ||
[[category:Luigi]] | [[category:Luigi]] | ||
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