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| − | |shows=The Lord of the Rings Series | + | |shows= The Lord of the Rings/Fellowship of the Rings/Two Towers/Return of the King |
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| − | |age=Very, very old. | + | |age=Very, very fucking old. |
| | |occupation=Wizard | | |occupation=Wizard |
| − | |cast=John Huston (The Hobbit 1977 and Return of the King 1980), William Squire (The Lord of the Rings 1977), [[Magneto|Ian McKellen]] (Jackson versions) | + | |cast=John Huston (The Hobbit 1977 and Return of the King (1980), William Squire (The Lord of the Rings 1977), Ian McKellan (Jackson versions) |
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| − | Gandalf is an exceedingly old wizard from the far reaches of Middle-Earth. He makes his primary appearances in J. R. R. R. R. R. R. Tolkein's works of epic fantasy, and has been portrayed on-screen by several actors and voice actors. Gandalf has a profound fetish for hobbits and other short creatures. In order to cope with this fetish, he resorts to lacing their drinks and [[food]][[stuff]]s with a variety of [[drugs]], and taking them on "magical journeys" - presumably tricks into isolation so he can then [[rape|sexually assault]] them.
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| − | Of Gandalf's most defining features are his eyes. They have been known to actually burn holes in things, and otherwise hypnotize those who stare into them for prolonged periods of time. The only time Gandalf ever blinked was on September 1st, 1939 - otherwise known as the outbreak of World War II.
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| − | ===Hobbies and Interests===
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| − | *Hobbits
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| − | *Stalking hobbits from the periphery of a hill or wood.
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| − | *[[Krystal|Crystal]] [[balls]] to see the future.
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| − | *Ballads about the adventures of Frodo.
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| − | *Falling off of things.
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| − | *White clothes.
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| − | *Flying.
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| − | *Mariners on Mountains of Shit
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