Notice: We are aware that many of the Chewiki’s images are still broken. We promise: we will try our best to fix it, but we don't guarantee that the fix will be trivial.
Editing Gabe Newell
From Chewiki Archive - YouChew:
1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.
The edit can be undone. Please check the comparison below to verify that this is what you want to do, and then save the changes below to finish undoing the edit.
| Latest revision | Your text | ||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
{{character}} | {{character}} | ||
| − | + | [[Image:Gabe_Newell_GDC_2010.jpg|thumb|Gabe Newell in all his glory.]] | |
| − | + | '''Gabe Newell''' (Alias ''GabeN'' or ''Gay Ben'') is the co-founder of Valve Corporation, the company responsible for popular video games such as [[Gordon Freeman|Half-Life]], [[Team Fortress 2]] and [[Left 4 Dead]]. | |
| − | |||
| − | | | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | '''Gabe Newell''' (Alias ''GabeN'' | ||
==History== | ==History== | ||
| − | + | Gabe Newell was born in 1962, and he was the most intelligent man at Harvard University, causing a huge number of teachers to lose their job. He replaced all of them! Then with his gigantic brain, he went to [[Microsoft]], only to be fired by [[Bill Gates]] for hacking his high-tech computers. | |
| − | Gabe Newell was born in 1962, and he was the most intelligent man at Harvard University, causing a huge number of teachers to lose their job. He replaced all of them! Then with his gigantic brain, he went to [[Microsoft]], only to be fired by [[Bill Gates]] for hacking his high-tech computers | ||
| − | [[Image:Gabe_3.jpg|thumb|Gabe Newell's great great grandpa | + | [[Image:Gabe_3.jpg|thumb|Gabe Newell's great great grandpa.]] |
| − | + | ==Valve Corporation== | |
| − | Before Gabe turned it into a | + | Before Gabe turned it into a video game company, Valve was a plumbing syndicate, founded by [[two]] [[Mario|famous]] [[Luigi|plumbers]], but the syndicate went bankrupt thanks to Gabe wasting all their money on food. So, he decided to turn the old plumbing corporation into a merry land of fun, joy, and [[Heavy Weapons Guy|Russians]]. |
==List of video games made by Valve== | ==List of video games made by Valve== | ||
| − | |||
*Half-Life (1998) | *Half-Life (1998) | ||
*Half-Life: Opposing Force (1999) | *Half-Life: Opposing Force (1999) | ||
| Line 31: | Line 22: | ||
*Half Life 2: Deathmatch (2004) | *Half Life 2: Deathmatch (2004) | ||
*Counter-Strike: Source (2005) | *Counter-Strike: Source (2005) | ||
| − | *Day of | + | *Day of defeat: Source (2005) |
| + | *Garry's Mod (not exactly made, but available on Steam) (2005) | ||
*Half Life 2: Episode 1 (2006) | *Half Life 2: Episode 1 (2006) | ||
*The Orange Box (2007) | *The Orange Box (2007) | ||
| Line 40: | Line 32: | ||
*Left 4 Dead 2 (2009) | *Left 4 Dead 2 (2009) | ||
*Alien Swarm (2010) | *Alien Swarm (2010) | ||
| − | *Portal 2 (2011) | + | *Portal 2 ([[Cum|coming]] in 2011) |
*[[No|Half Life 2: Episode 3]] (it will never be released) | *[[No|Half Life 2: Episode 3]] (it will never be released) | ||
| Line 47: | Line 39: | ||
*[[Food]] | *[[Food]] | ||
*[[Food]] | *[[Food]] | ||
| − | + | [[Image:Newnewell.gif|thumb|What a wonderful afternoon...]] | |
| − | |||
| − | [[Image: | ||
==Dislikes== | ==Dislikes== | ||
| − | *Other FPS games | + | *Other FPS games. |
*Being called fat | *Being called fat | ||
*Being called "Gay Ben" | *Being called "Gay Ben" | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
==Liked by== | ==Liked by== | ||
| − | *Half-Life Fans | + | *Half-Life Fans. |
| − | |||
*His wife | *His wife | ||
| Line 68: | Line 55: | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
| − | |||
*He has a wife and two diabetic children. | *He has a wife and two diabetic children. | ||
*He's also playable in [[Left 4 Dead]]. | *He's also playable in [[Left 4 Dead]]. | ||
| − | |||
*He caused at least three quarters of every single earthquake from 1963 to date. | *He caused at least three quarters of every single earthquake from 1963 to date. | ||
*[[TyrannosaurusReich]] loves him. Maybe even more than he loves Mai. | *[[TyrannosaurusReich]] loves him. Maybe even more than he loves Mai. | ||
| Line 77: | Line 62: | ||
*He has a secret desire to be [[Ringo Starr]] of [[The Beatles]]. | *He has a secret desire to be [[Ringo Starr]] of [[The Beatles]]. | ||
*Everytime you insult Gabe's girth, Episode 3 gets delayed another week. Think about that before you say something next time. | *Everytime you insult Gabe's girth, Episode 3 gets delayed another week. Think about that before you say something next time. | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
[[Category: Characters]] | [[Category: Characters]] | ||
[[Category: Characters - Male]] | [[Category: Characters - Male]] | ||
