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| − | + | Falcon Punch's power is, when the elitist tourneyfags aren't around, obviously over 9000. It creates a burning [[Penis|bird]] which explodes brightly by contact, the victim combusts rapidly | |
| − | [[Image:OmegaAids.jpg|thumb| | + | [[Image:OmegaAids.jpg|thumb|The fearsome power of the falcon punch]] |
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| − | == People | + | == People who can use Falcon Punch == |
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*[[Captain Falcon]] (DUH) | *[[Captain Falcon]] (DUH) | ||
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*[[Luffy]] | *[[Luffy]] | ||
*[[Arthur]] | *[[Arthur]] | ||
| − | *[[Knuckles | + | *[[Knuckles]] |
*[[Angry Nintendo Nerd]] | *[[Angry Nintendo Nerd]] | ||
*[[Akuma]] | *[[Akuma]] | ||
*[[Broly]] | *[[Broly]] | ||
*[[Vegeta]] | *[[Vegeta]] | ||
| − | *Kakarot (Though it is called the [[Tiertex|Toei]] Punch | + | *Kakarot(Though it is called the [[Tiertex|Toei]] Punch) |
| − | *[[Soldier]] (Although it's more of a Falcon "Smack-your-face-with-a-shovel | + | *[[Soldier]] (Although it's more of a Falcon "Smack-your-face-with-a-shovel") |
*Smith-San | *Smith-San | ||
| − | *[[Jotaro Kujo]] (His preferred target is the target's already injured shin | + | *[[Jotaro Kujo]] (His preferred target is the target's already injured shin) |
*[[Nimrodpowerz]] | *[[Nimrodpowerz]] | ||
*[[CrazedNinja]] | *[[CrazedNinja]] | ||
| − | *[[Joey Wheeler | + | *[[Uctions]] |
| + | *Joey Wheeler | ||
*Colonel Volgin | *Colonel Volgin | ||
*[[Chad Warden|Bitch Niggaz]] (olo, no) | *[[Chad Warden|Bitch Niggaz]] (olo, no) | ||
*Chimchar | *Chimchar | ||
| − | *[[Link]] ( | + | *[[Link]] (see the video beside with the king thumbnail) |
*[[ReallyAwesomeParody]] | *[[ReallyAwesomeParody]] | ||
*[[Goofy]] | *[[Goofy]] | ||
*[[Kirby]] (Only when he swallows up [[Captain Falcon]].) | *[[Kirby]] (Only when he swallows up [[Captain Falcon]].) | ||
*[[The Overture]] | *[[The Overture]] | ||
| − | *Ma-Ti (When a member of "Comrade Planet and the Planeteers" and when he | + | *[[Ma-Ti]] (When a member of "Comrade Planet and the Planeteers" and when he traved back in time to 1945. See the video YTP: Comrade Planet) |
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| − | == People | + | == People who got killed over a Falcon punch == |
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*[[Black Shadow]] | *[[Black Shadow]] | ||
| − | *[[Shadow the Hedgehog]] | + | *[[Ash|Pokemon trainer]] |
| + | *[[Sonic]] | ||
| + | **http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p79_e57hOJM | ||
| + | *[[Shadow the Hedgehog]] | ||
*[[Bugs Bunny]] | *[[Bugs Bunny]] | ||
| − | *[[Adolf Hitler]] (stunned, actually. Escaped whilst shouting " | + | *[[Adolf Hitler]] (stunned, actually. Escaped whilst shouting "Deutchland!") |
| − | *[[ | + | *That giant greedy motherfucker from the Disturbed "Land of Cunfusion" music video. (Actually transformed into alot of [[money]].) |
| + | *Everyone who's appeared in any of the Super Smash Bros. games (Including Captain Falcon Himself!) {Though that happens sometimes and not all the time}. | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
| − | * | + | *[[Captain Falcon]] possesses the most powerful Falcon Punch in the universe. |
*The [[Engineer]] has also managed to contain the power of the Falcon Punch, using it as ammo in his guns. | *The [[Engineer]] has also managed to contain the power of the Falcon Punch, using it as ammo in his guns. | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Ganon]]'s human brother GanonDORK has his own variant of the Falcon Punch. However, it's much slower, purple and not Falcon. |
| − | *Ma-Ti, the lame Planeteer with the power of Heart gains this power when the planeteers are lead by either Al Gore or | + | *There is a drink named after this type of power. It releases its power once it's drinken. |
| + | *[[Ma-Ti]], the lame Planeteer with the power of Heart gains this power when the planeteers are lead by either Al Gore or Comrade Planet. May also be activated by time travel to World War II. (See [[Goldberg1337]]'s work for more information) | ||
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| + | ==How a Falcon punch works== | ||
| + | Thanks to scientific reaserch, is has been confirmed that the likelyness of someone exploding from a Falcon punch is determined on win. If the win in a falcon punch is greater than the win in the target, the target will explode. Captain Falcon unityhad to use all the win in his body into the Falcon punch he used on Black Shadow to make sure he would explode. Since Sonic and Pokemon trainer fail at life, a regular Falcon punch is ((enough]] to make them explode. The other Super smash bros characters are able to survive a regular falcon punch since they don't fail at life. | ||
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