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The '''Falcon Punch''' is a truly incredible attack. It creates a burning [[Birds|phoenix]] which, on contact, causes the victim to spontaneously combust. Sadly, it has since sold out and become a tired Internet meme, in addition to an energy drink known as "Falcon Punch!®".
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Falcon Punch's power is, when the elitist tourneyfags aren't around, obviously over 9000. With the Power of [[Omega AIDS]] it creates a burning [[bird]] which explodes brightly by contact, the victim turns into [[Alpha AIDS]].
[[Image:OmegaAids.jpg|thumb|Black Shadow after being hit by a Falcon Punch.]]
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[[Image:OmegaAids.jpg|thumb|The fearsome power of Omega-AIDS]]
 
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== People who can use Falcon Punch ==
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== People Who Can Use The Falcon Punch ==
 
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*[[Captain Falcon]] (DUH)
 
*[[Captain Falcon]] (DUH)
 
*[[Jimmy]]
 
*[[Jimmy]]
 
*[[Luffy]]
 
*[[Luffy]]
*[[Arthur]]
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*[[Knuckles]]
*[[Knuckles the Echidna]]
 
 
*[[Angry Nintendo Nerd]]
 
*[[Angry Nintendo Nerd]]
 
*[[Akuma]]
 
*[[Akuma]]
 
*[[Broly]]
 
*[[Broly]]
 
*[[Vegeta]]
 
*[[Vegeta]]
*Kakarot (Though it is called the [[Tiertex|Toei]] Punch.)
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*Kakarot(Though it is called the [[Tiertex|Toei]] Punch)
*[[Soldier]] (Although it's more of a Falcon "Smack-your-face-with-a-shovel.")
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*[[Neji]] (sadly)
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*[[Soldier]] (Although it's more of a Falcon "Smack-your-face-with-a-shovel")
 
*Smith-San
 
*Smith-San
*[[Jotaro Kujo]] (His preferred target is the target's already injured shin.)
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*[[Jotaro Kujo]] (His preferred target is the target's already injured shin)
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*[[Nimrodpowerz]]
 
*[[Nimrodpowerz]]
*[[CrazedNinja]]
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*[[Uctions]]
*[[Joey Wheeler]]
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*Joey Wheeler
 
*Colonel Volgin
 
*Colonel Volgin
*[[Chad Warden|Bitch Niggaz]] (olo, no)
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*[[Chad Warden|Bitch Niggaz]]
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*Chimchar
 
*Chimchar
*[[Link]] (See the video beside with the blue king thumbnail.)
 
*[[ReallyAwesomeParody]]
 
*[[Goofy]]
 
*[[Kirby]] (Only when he swallows up [[Captain Falcon]].)
 
*[[The Overture]]
 
*Ma-Ti (When a member of "Comrade Planet and the Planeteers" and when he travelled back in time to 1945.  See the video YTP: Comrade Planet.)
 
*[[Ganondorf]]
 
*[[Stuart K. Reilly]] (because he wants to.)
 
 
== People Who Got Killed Over/By A Falcon Punch ==
 
[[Image:DefaultCA939AZW.jpg|thumb|left|MINI FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!!]]
 
*[[Black Shadow]]
 
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog]] (Was completely disintegrated by the falcon punch. All that was left of him were pure elements, since his molecular bonds were also broken)
 
*[[Bugs Bunny]]
 
*[[Adolf Hitler]] (stunned, actually.  Escaped whilst shouting "Deutschland!")
 
*[[Mario|Every]][[Luigi|one]] [[Captain Olimar|who's]] [[Link|appeared]] [[Ganondorf|in]] [[Pikachu|any]] [[King Dedede|of]] [[Solid Snake|the]] [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Super]] [[Peach|Smash]] [[Zelda|Bros.]] [[Wario|games]] (Including Captain Falcon Himself!) {Though that happens sometimes and not all the time}.
 
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
*Patented by [[Captain Falcon]].
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*[[Captain Falcon]] possesses the most powerful Falcon Punch in the universe.
 
*The [[Engineer]] has also managed to contain the power of the Falcon Punch, using it as ammo in his guns.
 
*The [[Engineer]] has also managed to contain the power of the Falcon Punch, using it as ammo in his guns.
*[[Ganondorf]] has his own variant of the Falcon Punch. However, it's much slower, purple and not Falcon.
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*[[Ganon]]'s human brother GanonDORK has his own variant of the Falcon Punch. However, it's much slower, purple and not Falcon.
*Ma-Ti, the lame Planeteer with the power of Heart gains this power when the planeteers are lead by either Al Gore or [[Captain Planet|Comrade Planet]]. May also be activated by time travel to World War II. (See [[Goldberg1337]]'s work for more information)
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*There is a drink named after this type of power. It releases its power once it's drinken.
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[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]
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