Editing Engineer

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|name=Delmond "Dell" Conagher
|image=engyhead.png
|appears in=Team Fortress 2
|sex=Male
|age=??
|occupation=Engineer
|nationality=American
|cast=[[Wolf O'Donnell|Grant Goodeve]]}}
[[Image:20122.jpg|thumb|right|The Engineer warning [[you]] about his heavy caliber sentry.]]
[[Image:MeetTheEngineer03.jpg|thumb|right|The Engineer solving his practical problems.]]
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[[Image:Engyequation.PNG|thumb|right|The Engineer's favourite equation.]]
[[Image:Vsdfsad.jpg|thumb|right|The red Engineer is being barraged by too many blue [[Spy|Spies.]]]]
The Engineer, or Engineer for short, is one of the people in [[Team Fortress 2]] that is straight. He went to the University of Texas with [[Dave Grohl]] to learn how to solve [[FEELINGS|practical problems]]. He can build gun, more gun, teleporters, dispensers, and destroy them. He also assisted in building [[Dave Grohl]]'s time machine. He may be able to stop Mama Luigi's reign of terror, but is too busy solving [[FEELINGS|practical problems]].

Cultural Heritage: Bee Cave, [[Texas]], [[USA]]

==[[Arse]]nal==
*'''Shotgun''': His pa's ol' huntin' weapon.
*'''Pistol''': His pa's ol' huntin...sidearm...
*'''Wrench''': <s>His pa's ol' huntin' wrench</s> This wrench is gifted with the ability to repair and upgrade machinery by simply whacking at them. Amazing! The same does not apply to humans, of course.
*'''PDA''': Allows him to prepare or destroy his buildings. [[No]], his pa never used it for hunting. The PDA allows the Engineer to set up...
**'''Sentry''': Can automatically pick off targets. Beware, for the presence of one will cause rageswitching to [[Spy]] in an effort to take out said sentry.
**'''Dispenser''': Automatically dispenses health, ammunition, metal, and [[Coca-Cola]] for those certain occasions.
**'''Teleporter''': Watch your teammates push and shove each other out of the way to save themselves 15 seconds of walking!
=====Update=====
*'''Frontier Justice''': Did your sentry just get overwhelmed and destroyed? Now instead of cowering back to your base like a little bitch you can fight back with this special ''Shotgun''! After the sentry blows this gun awards critical shots at the expense of a reduced ammo load.
*'''The Wrangler''': A modified Atari controller that allows you to manually aim and fire your sentry, as well as give it a shield that absorbs most of the damage! If you die while using it though, that shield will vanish in 1 second, so careful not to leave yourself open. Replaces the ''Pistol''.
*'''The Gunslinger''': This special bionic arm gives you a slight health boost as well as allowing you to deploy '''Combat Mini-Sentries''' instead of regular sentries, which build faster and take less metal but cannot be repaired or upgraded. Oh yeah, you can also punch things! Replaces your ''Wrench'' as well as your ''Sentry'', as well as one of your hands, apparently.
*'''Pomson 6000''': Stay one step ahead of [[Spy|Spies]] and [[Medic]]s, draining their cloak and ubercharge with the energy particles from this Indivisible Particle Smasher! Replaces the ''Shotgun''.
*'''Eureka Effect''': You can teleport back to your spawn or your teleporter exit with this ''Wrench''. Possible enemy's reaction? "WTF HAX!" But on the downside, buildings repair and upgrade slower, so watch where you're building. Replaces the ''Wrench''.
*'''Necro Smasher''': A miniature replica of the hammer used in the World's Largest Strongman Machine. Not only the classic tool for testing your strength, but also a great blood-splattering, bone-breaking bludgeon! Replaces the ''Wrench'', and on that note also makes a handy-dandy repair tool.

=====Community=====
*'''Southern Hospitality''': A newer-model ''Wrench'' which makes enemies [[Emo Luigi|bleed out]], but you're more vulnerable to [[Pyro|fire damage]].
*'''Jag''': Another model ''Wrench'' that's been hanging in Engineer's toolbox for a while. It speeds up construction so the defences go up faster, and that leaves more time to relax with a beer.
*'''Widowmaker''': A shotgun powered by metal that absorbs metal when dealing damage. Did that twist your tongue? Replaces the ''Shotgun''.
*'''Short Circuit''': Did you just see your crit rocket suddenly disintegrate right in front of that sentry? Guess it was another unlucky victim of this handy dandy electrical field generator, designed specifically for zapping projectiles right out of the air! Replaces the ''Pistol''.
*'''Rescue Ranger''': A modified shotgun useful for packing up your buildings at a distance or repairing them at range using the special bolts. Unfortunately picking up buildings this way marks you for death so you'd better be fast outta there before a Heavy mows you down in seconds. Also quite useful for multitasking. Replaces the ''Shotgun''.

=====Promotion=====
*'''Lugermorph''': The Engineer shares this pistol with the Scout. Does NOT do anything differently compared to the normal Pistol.
=====Event=====
*'''Golden Wrench''': One hundred players crafted this special gilded ''Wrench'' said to be made by King Midas/Sauron himself. Though they have no enhanced attacking capabilities they do grant the ability to turn their unlucky dead victims into solid gold statues as well as grant bragging rights to the hundred lucky bastards who got these.

== Quotes ==
*Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems.
*I solve practical problems.
*How am I gonna stop some big mean mother-[[Fucker|hubbard]] from tearing me a structurally superfluous new [[Arse|behind]]? The answer...is a [[gun]].
*If that don't work, ''use more gun''!
*And you best hope... not pointed at [[you]].
*SPY SAPPIN' MAH SENTRY!
*C'MERE, [[Pussy|SISSY]]!
*[[Gordon Freeman|Gordon Freemant]], what are you working on?
*Whait oh no where id isotop?
*[[Penis|ERECTIN' A DISPENSER]]
*Ya'll just got drafted into MY [[war]]!
*You can always tell a [[Texas|Texan]], but ya can't tell 'em much.
*I'm Wolverine-mean, you son-of-a-bitch!
*Sell your tonics elsewhere, miracle man.
*Aww, now you don't look like a happy camper.
*[[Sniper|Down under]]? More like [[Roy Koopa|six feet down under]].
*Erectin' a statue of a moron!
*Makin' [[bacon]].
*This thing ain't on auto-pilot, son!
*Sometimes, you just need a little less gun.
*Hurrr...
*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!
*GOTTAM GOTTAM GOTTAM 
*GOTTA MOVE THAT GEAR UP.

== Trivia ==
*Has odd tendencies to spout the conditions of his machines, even on break.
*Created a time paradox by preventing [[Kurt Cobain|Kurt Cobain's]] suicide. (NUH-UH [[No|COURTNEY KILLED HIM]])
[[Image:Engineer_child_photo.png|right]]
*Usually is paired with the [[Soldier]] in a series of cheap comedies known as Team Phailtress 324.
*Is a world-famous plastic surgeon. He once used a [[Robotnik|Super Sucking Vacuum Trap]] to enlarge a woman's [[Boobs|bust]].
*Has an IQ of 187.
*Has 11 [[Diploma Dope|Doctorates in Engineering and various Sciences]], all of which were originally his.
*Loves his toys, and of course hates when the [[Spy]] SAPS HIS SENTRY and murders his toys, in which a small tear falls from his eye.
*According to the [[Spy]], he is the real inventor of [[Slippy Toad]]'s inventions, and was hired by Slippy so that he could stay on the [[Fox McCloud|Star Fox]] team.
*His twin brother ''Jimm'' was a former "cow-orker" of [[Gordon Freeman]]t. On the job, Jimm survived a headcrab attack as well as a severe laceration to the head by claymore [[sword]] before finally being blown to "smitheroons" caused by radiation. All this happened within a minute.
*The voice actor for the Engineer played the voice role of ''[[Wolf O'Donnell]]'' in '''[[Star Fox]] [[Ass]]ault''', which coincidentally is one of the [[Soldier]]'s voice roles in '''[[Star Fox]] [[Nintendo|64.]]'''
*Likes [[bacon]], and is makin' bacon.
*In his spare time, he is also a [[Pokemon]] trainer, specializing in [[Pikachu|electric-type Pokemon]]. Usually, he can be found hanging out on route 11 in [[Japan|Kanto]], waiting for [[Ash Ketchum|Pokemon trainers]] to pass by so he can battle them.
*His wrench is a now-obsolete Monkey Wrench, which is not to be confused with a [[Mario|Pipe]] Wrench.
*Is an avid [[Thomas and Friends|Rail]] Fan, and owns a Locomotive Engineer's cap.
*Despite what the [[Soldier]] says, he is not [[Canada|Canadian]].
*Is disappointed that the [[Texas]] Rangers lost the 2010 World Series to [[GAY|San Francisco]]. His response: <i>"[[Damn|Dammit]], dammit, dammit!"</i>
**Is also disappointed that the [[Texas]] Rangers lost to the [[St. Louis]] [[Birds|Cardinals]] in the 2011 World Series. His response: <i>*scream* Dagnabit, dammit!"</i>
[[Image:Spy-check.jpg|frame|centre|This could be you.]]

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