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==Description== | ==Description== | ||
| − | Elite Beat Agents is a weird game made by | + | Elite Beat Agents is a weird game made by some Japanese company about three secret agents who help people by dancing. Yeah. No cool men in black that have to save the world from aliens or anything, just some dancing men in black. One of them has an afro. And not to mention that they live in a very dangerous world, where theme parks are attacked by golems at random, zombie outbursts can happen at any time, and people's white blood cells are hot pink-haired nurses. Seriously, I'm not making any of this up, mon. Oh, and they have a female division too. And it consists of three lesbian girls who are Charlies' Angels rip-offs with very, ''very'' short shorts. And one of them wears glasses. And the Elite Beat Agents' leader is Commander Kahn, a 60-year-old man who simply watches what people do all day, then when he sees them in trouble, he gets out of his chair, points up and yells, "AGENTS ARE '''GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!'''", even though there's nobody in the room except for him. He is also the only person in the world who likes Sarcastic Nuts and Nuts. And even though not a single person dislikes the game (except for [[Scott]], but he's hardly a person), it only sold 120,000 copies, dooming all possibility of a sequel. Boo. |
| − | Oh, and you know the game rocks when it somehow makes Steriogram, Good Charlotte, Avril | + | Oh, and you know the game rocks when it somehow makes Steriogram, Good Charlotte, Avril Lavinge, and freaking ''Ashlee Simpson'' awesome. Seriously, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b0PKNBVkEU it does.] It also features ABC by The Jackson 5, which of course is awesome (R.I.P., [[Michael Jackson]].). |
[[Image:Ouendan_2.gif|thumb|The Elite Beat Agents' crazy Japanese cousins, the Ouendan]] | [[Image:Ouendan_2.gif|thumb|The Elite Beat Agents' crazy Japanese cousins, the Ouendan]] | ||
| − | ===Media | + | ===Media Infomation=== |
Video Game | Video Game | ||
====Made By==== | ====Made By==== | ||
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====Dates==== | ====Dates==== | ||
2006 | 2006 | ||
| − | [[Image:ShockedEBA.jpg|thumb|right|All [[4|four]] of the Elite Beat Agent squads are shocked at seeing a giant [[ | + | [[Image:ShockedEBA.jpg|thumb|right|All [[4|four]] of the Elite Beat Agent squads are shocked at seeing a giant [[penis]].]] |
==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
''With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops'' | ''With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops'' | ||
| − | *J - Possible main character | + | *J - Possible main character |
| − | *Morris - Back up agent with cool hat | + | *Morris - Back up agent with cool hat |
| − | *Derek - Back up agent with huge afro | + | *Derek - Back up agent with huge afro |
| − | *Chieftain - Native American agent with a beard | + | *Chieftain - Native American agent with a beard |
| − | *Spin - Black rookie to the Elite Beat Agents | + | *Spin - Black rookie to the Elite Beat Agents |
| − | *Commander [[Star Trek|Kahn]] - Commander of the agents | + | *Commander [[Star Trek|Kahn]] - Commander of the agents |
| − | *Starr - Leader of the [[Sexy|Elite Beat Divas]] | + | *Starr - Leader of the [[Sexy|Elite Beat Divas]] |
| − | *[[Krystal|Foxx]] ([[Star Fox|lol]]) - Back up Diva who looks like [[Shit|Lady Gaga]] | + | *[[Krystal|Foxx]] ([[Star Fox|lol]]) - Back up Diva who looks like [[Shit|Lady Gaga]] |
| − | *Missy - Back up Diva who somewhat looks like Fio from [[Metal Slug]] | + | *Missy - Back up Diva who somewhat looks like Fio from [[Metal Slug]] |
| − | *Mr. Virus - Perverted virus | + | *Mr. Virus - Perverted virus |
| − | *That actor guy from Makes no Difference - An actor guy | + | *That actor guy from Makes no Difference - An actor guy from Makes no Difference |
| − | * | + | *Carringtons - Two dumb celebrity sisters who get animals to do their work |
*[[Hulk Bryman]] - YOU BET KID! | *[[Hulk Bryman]] - YOU BET KID! | ||
*[[Jesus Christ|Leonardo da Vinci]] ([[I]]'m [[no]]t joking here.) - An amazing artist/inventor who wants to create a [[Ganon|great]] painting for [[The Princess|Mona Lisa]]. | *[[Jesus Christ|Leonardo da Vinci]] ([[I]]'m [[no]]t joking here.) - An amazing artist/inventor who wants to create a [[Ganon|great]] painting for [[The Princess|Mona Lisa]]. | ||
*[[The Princess|Mona]] [[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]] ([[I]]'m [[no]]t joking on this one either.) - A lady who is Leonardo da Vinci's lover. | *[[The Princess|Mona]] [[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]] ([[I]]'m [[no]]t joking on this one either.) - A lady who is Leonardo da Vinci's lover. | ||
| − | *Jane - Babysitter who calls the agents for help | + | *Jane - Babysitter who calls the agents for help |
| − | *Don - Jane's boyfriend | + | *Don - Jane's boyfriend |
| − | *Sam - Lost dog | + | *Sam - Lost dog |
| − | *Max - Cat who tries to save a baby | + | *Max - Cat who tries to save a baby |
| − | *Laughing blue zombie army - Their only weakness is peanuts | + | *Laughing blue zombie army - Their only weakness is peanuts |
| − | *Pedophile Horse - | + | *Pedophile Horse - A horse with a creepy smile |
*Thomas - I believe he's a pretty good magician! | *Thomas - I believe he's a pretty good magician! | ||
| − | *Chris | + | *Chris - Movie director who calls the agents to help him make a smash hit |
| − | *Jack - Taxi driver who goes hyper whenever he steps on | + | *Jack - Taxi driver who goes hyper whenever he steps on it |
| − | *Linda - Pregnant lady who needs Jack to drive her to the hospital | + | *Linda - Pregnant lady who needs Jack to drive her to the hospital |
| − | *Angelina - Thomas' assistant | + | *Leo - A European artist who wants to paint his masterpiece |
| − | *Ted | + | *Angelina - Thomas' assistant |
| − | * | + | *Ted - Sam's owner |
| + | *Captain Brooke - A pirate looking for treasure | ||
*Sofie Hudson - News reporter who defies weather to go on a picnic with her son | *Sofie Hudson - News reporter who defies weather to go on a picnic with her son | ||
*David Hudson - The son in question. He's also Ted's brother. | *David Hudson - The son in question. He's also Ted's brother. | ||
*[[Ken]] Ozu - Amateur ninja/car salesman. | *[[Ken]] Ozu - Amateur ninja/car salesman. | ||
| − | *Cap White - Hot nurse who's actually a white blood cell | + | *Cap White - Hot nurse who's actually a white blood cell |
*Bill Mitchell - An athlete who gets sick right before the Olympics and needs the agents to help him. Cap White is one of his white blood cells. | *Bill Mitchell - An athlete who gets sick right before the Olympics and needs the agents to help him. Cap White is one of his white blood cells. | ||
| − | *Lucy | + | *Lucy - A girl whose father dies right before Christmas. Rare example of something serious in this game. |
*Colonel Bob - Rich colonel who tries to earn all of his money back through (gasp!) hard work | *Colonel Bob - Rich colonel who tries to earn all of his money back through (gasp!) hard work | ||
*Amanda - [[Hannah Montana|Country girl who dreams of being a star]]. | *Amanda - [[Hannah Montana|Country girl who dreams of being a star]]. | ||
| − | *Tex - Amanda's | + | *Tex - Amanda's Boyfriend? Meh, let's go with that for [[no]]w. |
| − | *[[Duke nukem|Jake]] - Angry peanut salesman who must stop the funniest zombie apocalypse ever | + | *[[Duke nukem|Jake]] - Angry peanut salesman who must stop the funniest zombie apocalypse ever |
*Rhombulans - An alien race that hates music. | *Rhombulans - An alien race that hates music. | ||
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#''Makes [[No]] Difference'' by Sum 41 (Sung by [[Falco Lombardi|Vinn Lombardo]]) | #''Makes [[No]] Difference'' by Sum 41 (Sung by [[Falco Lombardi|Vinn Lombardo]]) | ||
#''Sk8er Boi'' by Avril Lavigne (Sung by Angela Michael) | #''Sk8er Boi'' by Avril Lavigne (Sung by Angela Michael) | ||
| − | #''I Was Born To Love You'' by [[Queen| | + | #''I Was Born To Love You'' by [[Queen|Freddy Mercury/Queen]] (Sung by Paul Vician) |
#''Rock This Town'' by The Stray Cats (Sung by Mark Latham) | #''Rock This Town'' by The Stray Cats (Sung by Mark Latham) | ||
#''Highway Star'' by [[Deep Purple]] (Sung by Kaleb James) | #''Highway Star'' by [[Deep Purple]] (Sung by Kaleb James) | ||
| − | #''YMCA'' by [[ | + | #''YMCA'' by [[Gay Luigi|The Village People]] (Sung by TC [[Jesus Christ|Moses]]) |
| − | #''September'' by | + | #''September'' by Earth, Wind, & [[Fire]] (Sung by TC [[Jesus Christ|Moses]]) |
#''Canned Heat'' by Jamiroquai (Sung by [[Pokémon|Jason Paige]]) | #''Canned Heat'' by Jamiroquai (Sung by [[Pokémon|Jason Paige]]) | ||
#''Material Girl'' by [[Madonna]] (Sung by Melissa Garber) | #''Material Girl'' by [[Madonna]] (Sung by Melissa Garber) | ||
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#''Without A Fight'' by Hoobastank (Sung by [[Kevin]] Ridel) | #''Without A Fight'' by Hoobastank (Sung by [[Kevin]] Ridel) | ||
#''Jumping Jack Flash'' by [[The Rolling Stones]] (Sung by Billy Fogarty) | #''Jumping Jack Flash'' by [[The Rolling Stones]] (Sung by Billy Fogarty) | ||
| − | #''Believe'' by [[Beavis | + | #''Believe'' by [[Beavis & Butt-head|Cher]] (Sung by Lynn Rose) (Bonus Song) |
#''[[Michael Jackson|ABC]]'' by [[Michael Jackson|The Jackson 5]] (by TC Moses and Brittany Kertesz) (Bonus Song) | #''[[Michael Jackson|ABC]]'' by [[Michael Jackson|The Jackson 5]] (by TC Moses and Brittany Kertesz) (Bonus Song) | ||
#''Survivor'' by [[Kanye West|Destiny's Child]] (Sung by April Harmony) (Bonus Song) | #''Survivor'' by [[Kanye West|Destiny's Child]] (Sung by April Harmony) (Bonus Song) | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
| − | *Considered the best [[Nintendo]] DS game of all time by many, including Nintendo | + | *Considered the best [[Nintendo]] DS game of all time by many, including Nintendo power. |
*It's amazing the game didn't get a T. | *It's amazing the game didn't get a T. | ||
*Nintendo also made Rhythm Heaven, which is sometimes considered the game's spiritual successor. | *Nintendo also made Rhythm Heaven, which is sometimes considered the game's spiritual successor. | ||
*The Elite Beat Agents are in [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|Brawl]], but only as a trophy and a sticker. Boo. | *The Elite Beat Agents are in [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|Brawl]], but only as a trophy and a sticker. Boo. | ||
*It's Reggie Fils-Aime's favourite game. | *It's Reggie Fils-Aime's favourite game. | ||
| − | * | + | *Minor controversy arose when a 4-year-old kid failed the first section of a certain song and saw a naked girl as a result (no seriously, try failing that song), leading to a lawsuit. Nintendo simply said that it's the kid's fault for sucking so badly at the game. |
*The Elite Beat Agents sing Material Girl in the shower. | *The Elite Beat Agents sing Material Girl in the shower. | ||
| − | + | *Two of the songs are done by the guy who sang the [[Pokemon]] theme. Really. | |
| − | *Two of the songs are done by the guy who sang the [[ | + | *If Totally Spies is the queen of catering to fetishes, Elite Beat Agents might be the... jester. Aha! Didn't see ''that'' coming, did ya!? |
*According to this game, our white blood cells are hot pink-haired nurses. Or, well, just one guy's, for sure. | *According to this game, our white blood cells are hot pink-haired nurses. Or, well, just one guy's, for sure. | ||
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===Main Source For Poopers=== | ===Main Source For Poopers=== | ||
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[http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elite_Beat_Agents] | [http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elite_Beat_Agents] | ||
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| − | + | [[Category:Characters - Male]] | |
[[Category:Sources - Made in Japan]] | [[Category:Sources - Made in Japan]] | ||
| − | [[Category:Sources - Video | + | [[Category:Sources - Video Game's]] |
| − | [[Category: | + | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] |
