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Eggs are a nutritious yet (somewhat) [[fat]]tening food that can be eaten boiled, scrambled, fried, [[Satan|devil]]ed, or even poached. They also bear some significance towards [[sex|reproduction]]. | Eggs are a nutritious yet (somewhat) [[fat]]tening food that can be eaten boiled, scrambled, fried, [[Satan|devil]]ed, or even poached. They also bear some significance towards [[sex|reproduction]]. | ||
− | [[Image:Main.jpg|frame|right|A picture of eggs | + | [[Image:Main.jpg|frame|right|A picture of eggs, and some Japanese text.]] |
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==Characters Who Like Eggs== | ==Characters Who Like Eggs== | ||
*[[Wizardheimer]] | *[[Wizardheimer]] | ||
− | *[[Gaston]] (When he was a lad, he ate [[4]] dozen eggs every morning to | + | *[[Gaston]] (When he was a lad, he ate [[4]] dozen eggs every morning to get large.) |
*The Cat In The Hat | *The Cat In The Hat | ||
− | *Sam I Am | + | *[[Sam I Am]] |
*That guy Sam I Am first annoys. | *That guy Sam I Am first annoys. | ||
*[[Greenback Koopa]] | *[[Greenback Koopa]] | ||
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*[[Fat Luigi]] | *[[Fat Luigi]] | ||
*[[Dr. Robotnik]] | *[[Dr. Robotnik]] | ||
− | *Ozzy (Likes them so much that he often sings about them.) | + | *[[Ozzy]] (Likes them so much that he often sings about them.) |
− | *[[Shaquille O'Neal]] (He once said "[[no|Let's green | + | *[[Shaquille O'Neal]] (He once said "[[no|Let's green eggs and ham it!]]") |
*[[Rocky Balboa]] (Drank a glass of raw eggs.) | *[[Rocky Balboa]] (Drank a glass of raw eggs.) | ||
*[[Dr. Eggman]] | *[[Dr. Eggman]] | ||
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==Characters Who HATE Eggs== | ==Characters Who HATE Eggs== | ||
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*[[Stone Luigi]] | *[[Stone Luigi]] | ||
*[[Mario]] | *[[Mario]] | ||
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==Characters Related To Eggs== | ==Characters Related To Eggs== | ||
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*[[Egg Luigi]] | *[[Egg Luigi]] | ||
*[[Yoshkins]] | *[[Yoshkins]] | ||
+ | *[[Eggbotnik]] | ||
*[[Dr. Eggman]] | *[[Dr. Eggman]] | ||
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*King Goobot | *King Goobot | ||
*Ooblar | *Ooblar | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
*The yolk from the eggs goes great with [[toast]], [[bagel|bagels]], [[English]] [[Pickle Surprise|muffins]], and other stuff like that. | *The yolk from the eggs goes great with [[toast]], [[bagel|bagels]], [[English]] [[Pickle Surprise|muffins]], and other stuff like that. | ||
− | *Sometimes used to make [[bagel|bagels]] and other stuff | + | *Sometimes used to make [[bagel|bagels]] and other stuff. |
*Are shaped like Robotnik. | *Are shaped like Robotnik. | ||
− | *It is recommended you don't eat them raw ( | + | *It is recommended you don't eat them raw (Unless [[you]] are [[Rocky Balboa]].) or with the shell (Unless [[you]] are [[Gaston]].). |
− | *[[Shaq|Shaquille O'Neal]] once said in the ''"[[shit|Kazaam]]"'' movie "Let's green | + | *[[Shaq|Shaquille O'Neal]] once said in the ''"[[shit|Kazaam]]"'' movie "Let's green eggs and ham it!" |
− | *An ingredient in the | + | *An ingredient in the Scoopa Koopa. |
− | *Smells like [[shit|sulfur]] if you let them rot ( | + | *Smells like [[shit|sulfur]] if you let them rot (Especially in the fridge.). |
− | *Commonly used in signatures on the forums to hatch [[ | + | *Commonly used in signatures on the forums to hatch [[Pokemon]]. |
*If [[you]] have eggs for [[breakfast]] waaaaay too many times, [[you]]'re going to get tired of them. | *If [[you]] have eggs for [[breakfast]] waaaaay too many times, [[you]]'re going to get tired of them. | ||
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*[[The Beatles|I am the]] [[Dr. Eggman|Eggman]]. | *[[The Beatles|I am the]] [[Dr. Eggman|Eggman]]. | ||
**They are the <b>egg</b>men. | **They are the <b>egg</b>men. | ||
***I am the [[WalrusGuy|Walrus]]. | ***I am the [[WalrusGuy|Walrus]]. | ||
****Goo-goo g'joob! | ****Goo-goo g'joob! |